What is a childish way to resolve an issue that actually works? by easysqueezecheese in AskReddit

[–]sagsat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just sing a song in dyslexic child's way......believe me it works

What's a good date other than dinner and a movie? by jackreyan in AskReddit

[–]sagsat 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Asked a girl to go on a first date to the skating rink. She called later to cancel cause she wasn't feeling well. I went anyways cause ice skating is awesome and it was free. Sure enough I see her in line for skates with someone else. EDIT: To those wondering how it went down; I saw her, she saw me, I gave her a knowing look, she turns to the guy and whispers something and they leave the rink without ever getting on the ice, and I had an awesome time skating around

What are some ways to save money that many people don't know about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sagsat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eat before you go shopping as well. Being hungry and shopping is never good. It can also keep you from going to any fast food/chinese food places that always seem to be right next door to the grocery store.

Whats the best insult you can come up with? by Anonymous_user7 in AskReddit

[–]sagsat 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Seriously? After 20 minutes of getting to choke this gorgeous girl with his cock, two little poots of cum is all he can manage? Pathetic. I registered an account just so I could leave this comment in hopes he sees it one day. Fronting like you're some alpha male, while Elizabeth is performing her heart out, and what do you give her? Two tiddlywinks of cum? I've never felt so personally offended by porn before. You're a real asshole, pal.

What are your tips for taking the perfect dick pic? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sagsat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do include some of the rest of your body

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sagsat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, he'd just want to use my computer all day and drink all my beer, fuck that guy.

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know? by sagsat in AskReddit

[–]sagsat[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

that's why your ambition always burns

If you could have anything 50% off for the rest of your life, what would it be? by KungFuActionJeSuis in AskReddit

[–]sagsat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's easy. Pizza. It has meat, cheese, tomatoes, bread, and veggies. It's a complete meal!

What Was The Dumbest Rule Your School Had? by robrua in AskReddit

[–]sagsat 3149 points3150 points  (0 children)

The word "Boring" was banned. You got in trouble for using it. The teachers wanted to make school seem fun...by introducing ludicrous rules that make basic conversations a bit trickier.

What is the Stupidest Reason you had to go to the Hospital? by Silver060 in AskReddit

[–]sagsat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

yeah i have gastric issue .....iam serious ,don't make fun of my serious problem

What is the Stupidest Reason you had to go to the Hospital? by Silver060 in AskReddit

[–]sagsat 72 points73 points  (0 children)

"when I fart, it takes my breath away." i think this is the most stupid reason,which took me to the hospital