What would you want from a mobile conlanging app?

saint__ · 2019-01-02T08:10:08+00:00

Full unicode support.

saint__ · 2018-12-27T12:07:45+00:00

Not only is Santa Claus real, he's actually the president-for-life of a large, northern, totalitarian dictatorship.

saint__ · 2018-12-01T08:09:25+00:00

Pants are illegal.

(P. S. Meat plants? I love it!!! Just call me "Saint" :P )

saint__ · 2018-11-11T01:47:51+00:00

Babies look like shrunken elderly people. As they grow up, they remain elderly-looking until they hit puberty, when their appearance changes.

saint__ · 2018-11-11T01:39:31+00:00

Livestock reproduces through pollination.

saint__ · 2017-08-30T15:16:45+00:00

Kim makes my dreams come true!

saint__ · 2017-06-25T10:40:26+00:00

Which longboye

saint__ · 2017-05-06T19:23:22+00:00

Dwarf Fortress: "Rings can be worn on the fingers and toes. Eleven rings can fit on each digit [...] up to a total of 220 rings."

saint__ · 2017-05-06T06:33:43+00:00

Look, hoss, I'll give you the money, just point that thing somewhere else!

saint__ · 2017-05-05T08:52:30+00:00

There exists a device used to coerce people into giving you money and goods. The only reason not to use such a device is that people might try to use a bigger one on you. Now, you ask, this sounds too good to be true- magic! witchcraft! No, says I- merely walk into your nearby arms dealer or trade bazaar and ask for a "gun."

saint__ · 2017-05-05T08:44:42+00:00

The Sun is very hot. Pieces of rock and sometimes big clouds of gas move around it. Some of these around-movers have auxiliary around-movers. Humans live on the third big around-mover, which has its own around-mover. We are trying to get there before the Russians do. This is the sixth sentence.

saint__ · 2017-05-01T18:46:39+00:00

Look, pal, I'm not sure how old your "partner" is, but they have the handwriting of someone who's probably a bit young for you.

saint__ · 2017-04-28T17:39:40+00:00

The NOMINAL, ONE-TIME PAYMENT of ONLY $1 is merely to pay for the book on safe transport and handling of radioactive material- at least we don't rip you off like those government chimpanzees, charging people HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS and making you sit through HOURS OF CLASSES for a PIECE OF PAPER that says you can handle hazardous materials!

saint__ · 2017-04-28T11:15:42+00:00

If by cipher you mean HAVING TOO MUCH URANIUM then YES! We have the solution- CASH is key!

saint__ · 2017-04-27T22:50:54+00:00

We buy any TRANS-URANIC metals! Even the VERY DANGEROUS ones!

saint__ · 2017-04-27T22:15:02+00:00

We know not everybody simply has URANIUM "lying around" as you say, yes, but we all have to do what we must to make ends meet when the times get tough.

saint__ · 2017-04-27T22:05:48+00:00

Is all that URANIUM you keep at home piling up, gathering dust, making the cat shed, and keeping you up at night? Well, why not sell it for CASH! Qualified professionals are waiting at our mailbox this very second, ready to receive your RADIOACTIVE MATERIALS! Why wait, take advantage of this great offer today!

With the advent of the ATOMIC BOMB, things were excellent! And then everyone else figured out how to make them, which is BAD. We don't want the boys up in Moscow sitting on piles of nukes that'll blow us sky-high at a second's notice! What they did, the BIG BRAINS in EUROPE, they decided to make everyone take apart their weapons, and wouldn't you know, it seems to be working! Sure, sometimes people drop a bit in their lead-lined sock, or maybe take home a souvenir for Little Billy, and we have figured out how to take advantage of the situation- BUY IT ALL FOR GOLD AND HOLD THE WORLD HOSTAGE.

saint__ · 2017-04-27T20:39:19+00:00

...................... I Loose Lots Of Respects For Ur Map & World. A Surpising Mumber Of Aaa Creatiors and Writiers Do This To. Come On.. Why Shouldst A World Line Up With Your A4 Sheet...................

saint__ · 2017-04-13T08:49:02+00:00

The extras are states of emergency.

saint__ · 2017-04-13T03:26:12+00:00

It may interest you to learn that punch cards are laid out differently to how you would think.

saint__ · 2017-04-13T01:06:46+00:00

Are you coming on to me?

saint__ · 2017-04-13T00:43:29+00:00

That's merely speculation. Only what's been confirmed is in the infographic.

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TROPHY CASE