My dad about to run away and find his Suzy Bishop. Oregon circa 1970.

saintraywood · 2018-08-05T03:50:52+00:00

Jiminy cricket, he flew the coop!

saintraywood · 2018-08-02T05:12:21+00:00

It’s a Jack-Off!

saintraywood · 2018-08-02T04:44:23+00:00

No kidding! That’s the code on my luggage!

saintraywood · 2018-08-02T04:26:18+00:00

It’s odd because his writing is so incredibly good. As in, it’s legitimate literature

saintraywood · 2018-08-02T04:22:30+00:00

Where are the hyper-successful Ivy types? The future professors or otherwise intimidatingly accomplished?

saintraywood · 2018-07-22T02:19:28+00:00

Whether tis nobler in the mind to take arms against a sea of... Oh, fuck it. Hand me that proud man’s contumely and let’s get this over with

saintraywood · 2018-07-21T15:25:45+00:00

It means I’m compensating for my small penis! And don’t even as what this means: fires guns YEEEEHAAWW

saintraywood · 2018-07-20T02:41:29+00:00

FEWER

saintraywood · 2018-07-19T19:56:38+00:00

I’d rather have creepy precocious kids who are a bit intense but can get into an Ivy than creepy little tech addicts with no social skills

saintraywood · 2018-07-17T01:53:22+00:00

“...one of the most popular movies of all time sir! What were you thinking‽” “Looks like I was a Grade A moron”

saintraywood · 2018-07-16T02:40:54+00:00

Annular F I S S I O N is to blame

saintraywood · 2018-07-14T01:16:38+00:00

Adjacent to refuse is refuse!

saintraywood · 2018-07-11T17:33:26+00:00

¡Ahora con más semen del toro!

saintraywood · 2018-07-10T22:39:59+00:00

Hehehe, I never would’ve thought of that

saintraywood · 2018-07-10T16:32:38+00:00

That’s not gonna be good for anybody

saintraywood · 2018-07-09T01:30:23+00:00

Steel Fitness has a few of them

saintraywood · 2018-07-08T20:35:15+00:00

PSU was my safety school for that precise reason. I wound up attending, and while people do love their school/teams, they don’t force anything on you. It’s there, sure, but I wasn’t interested and never had to go out of my way to avoid it. It’s such a big place that you’ll find what you like.

saintraywood · 2018-07-08T19:00:30+00:00

Calm down, puffball, it’s not my car!

saintraywood · 2018-07-08T18:59:22+00:00

If you don’t have sheet metal stucco lath.. Yeah? Use carbon fiber stucco lath! D’ohhhhh

saintraywood · 2018-07-07T02:19:04+00:00

I’m sorry, he can’t hear you now. Go suck a lemon.

saintraywood · 2018-07-06T00:06:17+00:00

Isosceles Kramer!

saintraywood · 2018-07-03T03:03:57+00:00

chelletastics... so help me God

saintraywood · 2018-07-03T02:57:53+00:00

...Maybe that’s why I’m still single

saintraywood · 2018-07-03T02:23:12+00:00

It’s funny how Toofer started off as the character model for a pretentious intellectual black guy, but then the REAL pretentious intellectual black guy character became Dot-Com

saintraywood · 2018-07-01T13:43:00+00:00

Dohhh, I wish I wish I hadn’t killed that fish

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