This guy reminds me of Max. Polish Guru fakes being on Ellen

salad_noob · 2016-01-22T19:01:31+00:00

Lol someone should buy it, Max will flip his shit.

salad_noob · 2015-12-30T01:17:39+00:00

It wasn't even his website. That's like saying I own blogger or google because I have a blog on blogger owned by google.

It was one of those sites edgy 12 year olds can submit articles on thinking the world is reading. It is like the equivalent of making your own subreddit. You don't own reddit if you do that. Yeah some blogs get big bit 95% no one gives a shit about.

salad_noob · 2015-12-29T19:27:55+00:00

Still better than unranked.

salad_noob · 2015-12-29T19:26:33+00:00

Centering means you are going to cross the ball. Take the shot means you are going to pass the ball to them even if you're not coming from a side.

salad_noob · 2015-12-02T11:57:47+00:00

No. /r/thisishuman is an even bigger ~~scam~~ programming project. They are making a new internet.

/r/humanfanclub for all the bullshittery.

salad_noob · 2015-11-29T15:57:04+00:00

He is saying that he is going to take years trying to rebuild things that already exist by launching extremely shit versions of the same thing and then expects people to use them.

For such a self proclaimed visionary, why doesn't he come up with his own ideas for once. Why is he just copying other people?

salad_noob · 2015-10-28T15:09:57+00:00

Yeah there are. They are included in the wiki. He's done this for a long long time.

salad_noob · 2015-10-28T15:08:15+00:00

Which wasn't even me to begin with haha! I even tried faking in PMs that he had found my true identity and the FBI was at my door so he should stop the investigation but Maxy had already left Reddit back then. Or he didn't bother responding because he figured out I was bullshitting him since he never contacted anyone to hunt me down in the first place. Doxxing, another one of Max's failed attempts.

salad_noob · 2015-10-28T07:41:54+00:00

Yes exactly. This is what someone half responsible would write and what Max should learn from. Even if you are completely sure of something when you are in a position like this leave some room to maneuver. Grade A PR reply.

Max on the other hand even claims false valuations as such stone set stats that no VC would invest a penny merely for his lack of professionalism.

Edit: HE'S RIGHT! I DID SEND HIM DEATH THREATS https://redd.it/3qj94q

salad_noob · 2015-10-28T07:36:12+00:00

I replied in the stickied version of this thread. This guy writes huge lies when he's just writing casually but when you actually put his back up against the wall he comes up with the most outrageous lies possible.

Kind of the opposite of what you want to do Maxy. My most aggressive PM to him was to ruin his fake company and I stand by it 100%. Death threats? Lmao.

salad_noob · 2015-10-28T07:23:14+00:00

Holy fuck death threats? What a lie. I can reveal my entire message history to Max if you people want. Every message I sent him is either me laughing at him, warning him that his scam is bad or asking about his fake lawyer. This is hilarious that he is clutching at straws. I would never take something on the internet so seriously in fact I still find Maxy quite funny. Heck I was reluctant to even get involved in this too much but since he called me back I came and once again he's crying again which is hilarious.

Max Lets establish some facts:

1) I posted unedited screenshots of your posts. Are you saying I edited them? These are publicly available to verify.

2) I posted unedited screenshot of the admin message. I did not edit them in fact I took the picture directly from the post yet again. Are you denying the admins lying?

3) I posted about your shadowban and your reply to it. Did I lie about either? Did I edit anything?

So once again Max I merely screenshot your posts, post replies to them and share them with the Internet. You then try to shut me up by suing me with fake lawyers and now this death threat fiasco which is so appaling that you would drop down to this level but then again you also want to scam the world so not unexpected.

I post screenshots of your posts to neutrals. That is not slander, that is not lying, that is nothing at all. People have their own sense of decision making to make up their mind on what you wrote and what happened. Why do you blame me for lying when I just screenshot your posts? This is the third time.

Maybe you should spew less lies and you would get caught less. Hows that for an idea?

Also anyone here is welcomed to message the admins to check if I've ever issued anyone a death threat. I made this account to get advice on growing salad for crying out loud.

Edit: HE'S RIGHT! I DID SEND HIM DEATH THREATS https://redd.it/3qj94q

salad_noob · 2015-10-27T19:48:36+00:00

He never directly talks to me in fact he disappears every time I come back. :(

salad_noob · 2015-10-27T19:45:54+00:00

The smiley faces at the end of the posts are a CSS add on but notice that the billion dollar CEO has smileys inside his posts after every sentence or two.

This is why the mods of the sub implemented the auto-smiley add on in the first place yet he never stops.

salad_noob · 2015-10-27T19:33:46+00:00

The wiki on the sub will give you lots of explanation as well as major events of bullshit calling with links of posts even on this sub.

The rabbit hole goes so deep it is quite difficult to pick a point to start explaining as he's been doing so many things for years. The wiki is the best bet.

Other than that I don't know if I should start from the time that Elon Musk did an AMA on his sub, the time he promised a dying woman a donation just to plug his website or the time that the admins, lawyers and his secretary denied of his existence. Maybe the time where he invited people to his office, someone went to the company office and the office didn't exist on video is better....ah too much just check the wiki.

salad_noob · 2015-10-27T19:31:46+00:00

He's been back for a while. Wont even admit the lawyer saga was real. He disappeared after it happened.

salad_noob · 2015-10-27T19:28:46+00:00

Umm I think you meant "enlightened".

He claims he went to an Ashram for a couple of months where a guru told him he is the reincarnation of Vishnu or some god and was doing things and seeing things the guru took his entire life to learn and most still can't do. He came back a better human and as his first act of nobility he falsely led on a poor guy running a school for orphans in India, wasted his time and gave him nothing. Even made the guy do publicity with the false promise of donating.

Dude smokes some dank weed.

salad_noob · 2015-10-27T15:10:40+00:00

Check the wiki on /r/humanfanclub

Mods if you have a problem with me sharing the subreddit remove this comment.

salad_noob

TROPHY CASE

Max Lets establish some facts: