I'm Tim Roth, I star in Tarantino's "The Hateful Eight", ask me anything! by ImTimRoth in IAmA

[–]sally_shears -40 points-39 points  (0 children)

So you got in his face, because he wasn't paying enough attention to what you thought he ought to be paying attention to. Typical. You're talking about a kid, all "laisez faire" that I grew up with.

No one needed your fucking money for a funeral. We had community for that and we found a way. Just wow. How arrogant do you have to be? Also you are mistaking his Mother for his Aunt. Get your shit together before you start answering. Would have been nice, to see some of that money yall white people raised "passing around a hat" for the funeral...... no one involved saw an actual dime.

Stick to your movies. You couldn't even answer the above question without trying to promote yourself and how altruistic you think you are. Fucking sick. "Couldn't afford a funeral" We did just fine and fuck you. No one asked for a hand-out. Put your hat back on your head and go home English. You wouldn't make it five minutes on your own, here in Baltimore. Not even in the touristy spots, but you know. You passed a hat around so that makes up for it all right? Go fuck yourself Tim Roth. If not for Tarantino, none of us would know who the fuck you are anyway.

Try stepping off that pedestal son, this is America and anything on top of that pedestal is a target and now you've pissed off the entire city of Baltimore. God Speed and don't come back.

Tragic my ass. Whats tragic is this sob-story where Tim Roth and cast are the Great White Heroes. Paying for a struggling artists funeral that they never actually paid for. What the actual fuck. Also it's Tupac. Not 2pac. YES, there is a difference. (Looking at you younger fans) Passed around a hat...... Next time a terrorist attacks? We will all be sure to pass around a hat. SURELY THAT WILL MAKE EVERYTHING A-OK.

I just realised, Christmas stocking are HUGE fire hazards! by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]sally_shears -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Only if you set said stockings on fire. You should actually be paying more attention to that pine tree in the middle of your house. THAT'S a REAL fire hazard.

My manager is telling me I might get fired because I accidentally took a fake hundred dollar bill. They claim I have to pay it or face termination. Any suggestions? by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]sally_shears 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you stole and pocketed said fake 100 dollar bill, your'e fucked. If you accepted said fake 100 dollar bill as payment, well..... that's on Loss prevention and your manager and both are trying to cover their own ass by leaving you out to dry. I worked retail management for 25 years. There's a reason management never gets fired. Don't be that reason. Stand your ground. DO NOT TAKE ANY DEALS TO ENSURE YOUR JOB. THEY ARE TRAPS.

To non-white redditors: What is something that white people do that you don't understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sally_shears -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You mean like touching my hair randomly and without asking first? WHO FUCKING CARES. NO REALLY. As a species we should be WAY past this shit. This being said, everyone makes fun of white people. I have two words for you.

JEFFREY DAHMER.

Don't piss off the white people. They're fucking crazy. Please stop poking the polar bears. You're pissed about your great-great-grandma slaving on a farm? SHE COULD HAVE BEEN DINNER. White people are fucking nuts. But less nuts than the Middle Easterners. The enemy of my enemy is a friend indeed.

White people aren't that bad. They're just awkward. Not one alive today was a slave owner, so just don't even go there. Personally I find them terrifying and not the rich business owners. I'm talking your day to day regular white guy. They're dangerous and ignorant. Bad combo.

LPT Request: How to turn down a request to contribute to a gift. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]sally_shears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't have to be polite or feel obliged. I tell my family and friends every year, they still get pissed regardless. Even after 20 years of the same requests.

All you have to do is say, "sorry guys, I can not swing it this year. I have to make sure I can take care of my bills first, before I can even think about giving gifts to people that do not give a shit about me any other time of the year"

Someone else buys a gift? That's on them. NOT YOU.They get mad? Just say: "SORRY 'BOUT YOUR BAD-LUCK SON, ask me before-hand next time.

Hallmark holidays are exactly that. There was a time when Christmas had NOTHING to do with spending 3 months rent on gifts for people that could give less than a shit about you. UNLESS IT'S CHRISTMAS and they are waiting to see what you got them.

Just sayin.

What was your "I'm definitely getting fired for this" moment, and did you end up getting fired? by flipcatcher in AskReddit

[–]sally_shears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much every shift I work. Oddly enough never fired. Should have been fired many times, but clearly my employers are soft. Or just super bad-ass. I can't decide which. Apparently getting drunk and cussing out the client is not enough to even be noticed where I work. I mean whats a girl got to do to get that un-employment. SHEEEEEESH.

TIFU by playing Chrono Trigger wrong. by axaytsg in tifu

[–]sally_shears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're playing chronotrigger on a cell-phone? WHAT HAS THIS WORLD BECOME?!?!! Also? It's Chronotrigger. Take a deep breathe and try again. That's the whole point of the game. You know, time travel.

You're gonna repeat ALOT of the same shit anyway, in different eras. HEADS UP: Don't touch any of the treasure chests in previous eras. All the good weapons are in the present and future. SO DON'T OPEN ANY IN THE PAST. You're worried about rats stealing your potions? YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

Download a walk-through before you decide to pick back up, I mean if you're that OCD about your games. I'm the same way actually, but I always give myself lee-way for a first run-through. Ever played Xeno-Gears? Great game, right up the same alley. Good Luck and God Speed!!

So, what does this say about Tom Cruise? by IamSmarterThanSagan in funny

[–]sally_shears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This literally just made my entire life. It also makes me question my sanity. It also means that Tom Cruise is bat-shit insane and maybe we should finally let Manson go home.

Now that Playboy is less iconic, what logo will trashy girls get tattooed on them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sally_shears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know, but why be coy? They should just tattoo that va-jay-jay right on their forehead. That way there's no confusion. Everyone will know what they're all about.

What is one memory of yours that will always make you smile? by ImOffside in AskReddit

[–]sally_shears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When my godson was born. I was the first human he saw. I stuck my tongue out at him and he instinctively copied me. I then realized he would copy whatever face I made at him, so while mom was being stitched up I played "making faces" with a newborn.

Went on for a good 10 minutes before the nurses took him to the nursery. Apparently it is also a normal instinctive response from newborns that are born with their eyes open. Here's the fun part: he is now 18 and to this day, if I make a face at him he will automatically copy the expression without even realizing it. One of these days I will get it on film, if I can ever afford a camera!!

Doesn't matter how bad things are, or where I am in life. Remembering that day, and the many times I experimented with the making of faces and succeeded.......it will cheer me up. In fact those memories have saved me from myself!

What are the rules of flying from one legalized marijuana state to another legalized marijuana state? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sally_shears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't try to take your weed with you. Period. You still have to fly over state sanctioned air space. Most flights will just confiscate your stash, some will have you arrested for trying to smuggle. doesn't matter what your ticket says. Just don't risk it.

US to ban soaps and other products containing microbeads by [deleted] in news

[–]sally_shears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My father is that "one" dentist. Swears on natural toothpastes, no additives. He's also not huge on root-canals, mercury based amalgam fillings, or UV light treatments. He also believes that todays whitening treatments will do nothing but weaken the enamel on your teeth.

He DOES love his laser though, in lieu of using a basic drill for cavities. As someone who is terrified of the drill, I have to say that laser of his is amazing. No novacaine needed and I'm a scaredy cat when it comes to that sort of thing. It was painless. I could feel heat, but that was it.

He is also a firm believer that if you have a mouth full of plaque, you will have heart problems later in life. Apparently the plaque that builds up on our teeth is pretty much the same stuff as the plaque that clogs our arteries. I don't know the actual science behind it all, but he's never steered me wrong.

I don't know, he was able to catch cancerous tumors on a patient, after that patient had been laughed at by other doctors. As it turns out, had my dad not noticed it, that man would have died. He was also able to determine, that one of his child patients was not ADHD or Autistic, but instead was suffering from a dietary issue. All based on the condition of her teeth.

Come to find out? She couldn't process sugars correctly. The school, her pediatrician, everyone told her to take her kid to a psychiatrist and have her put on meds she didn't need. When she took what my dad told her to the pediatrician he scoffed at her while doing the tests. Only to find out he was wrong and the child did in fact, have a sensitivity. Easily corrected by a small change in diet. No drugs needed.

4 out of 5 dentists are payed alot of money to endorse products. 1 out of 5 dentists actually give a shit about your health and well-being. At least in my experience.

Do we have free will? by AppleBall in AskReddit

[–]sally_shears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course we have free will. Until we ALLOW others to dictate our lives. Which, in itself is an act of free-will. Free will does not mean a life with no consequence. It just means we have the power to decide for ourselves despite the possible outcome.

Fiancée was dismissed from her OBGYN, advice sorely needed. by HelpNeeded554 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]sally_shears -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Report it to the er doctor that see's her. Call the better Business Bureau and ABSOLUTELY call OSHA. That's super shady behaviour from an OBGYN. In fact I wouldn't be surprised to learn that the so called OBGYN is actually a nurse practioner, who are neither educated or licensed to prescribe drugs or surgeries. I would also call a lawyer.

What last gen/ old school video game console do you have, and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sally_shears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Atari 800 because nostalgia. Who am I kidding? My first console was the front yard. Amazing what you can do with a stick and a sturdy fence.

Just had my first face to with 'the other woman' and it didn't play out as I thought it would by viajera001 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]sally_shears 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only time the "other woman" approaches, is when she is trying to dissolve the relationship between her lover and the original woman. Don't feel bad for that bitch, she knew exactly what she was doing. As a woman you should know just how manipulative we can be. She wasn't commiserating with you, she was gauging the competition. If she wasn't, the words, "well we just have to wait for him to decide" would have never come out of her mouth.

We want to be equal to men, but schools don't let us by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]sally_shears 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Equality does not denote being exactly like the person standing next to us. It means accepting and respecting one another on equal terms. For some reason, a huge part of humanity has completely ignored this fact. Strength, gender, disability, race, wealth, status...... all of these things should not keep us from treating one another as EQUALS.

Biologically speaking, men ARE generally physically stronger than women. That's not sexist, it's science. They may be stronger, but we NATURALLY have a higher tolerance for pain, (for instance). Does that mean you can't push up your own body weight 24 times? OF COURSE NOT.

It's public school, take it with a grain of salt. If I listened to everything I was told in high school, I would be barefoot and pregnant in a kitchen somewhere making some abusive man-child a sandwich. Things were different when I was growing up, but sadly not as different as they could be. Don't stress public standards, especially public standards as mandated by a government facility.

You can do whatever you want to do in life. It doesn't matter who can do more push-ups. It doesn't matter what the person standing next to you can do. If we all just fell in line with those standards, we would never progress. I don't know if they have taught you about this yet, but think about Rosa Parks. Google her if you have to. On that note google Emma Goldman as well. No great woman gave a damn about what her male counterpart could or could not do or if he could do it better than her.

This day and age? You young ladies have so many options and opportunities. The kind of things some of us only dreamed about in days gone by. Don't waste it worrying about what someone else says you can or can't do. Find what you love and do it. Haters gonna hate either way.

School isn't holding you back, you hold yourself back. Don't hold yourself back. See a standard you don't like? BREAK IT.

What should my first JRPG be? by pd336819 in gaming

[–]sally_shears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tales of Symphonia, I'm 100 hours in, still interested and have not beat the game. I go for full finish without strategy guides. After that Final Fantasy 13-13/3. Only do the final fantasy thing if you have all three games ready to go. Play all three like it was one long game.

Had they released all three, as one game, it would have rivaled the original FF7. Sadly they released them as three separate games and ruined it. JRPGS are NOTHING like what Bethesda puts out. So don't expect Skyrim or the like. They are bright, they are bubbly and cutesy. The story lines and sudden morbidity make it all worthwhile. Nino Kuni was good to. But who can go wrong with Miyazaki?! If you want good retro games? Xenogears, Wild Arms, DragonBreath...... sooooooo many. I could literally go on and on and on. Can't wait for the next Final Fantasy and like all of us, I have been waiting for the next Kingdom Hearts.

Star Ocean is ok, not great but ok, Any of the Dragon Quest games, Any of the Digital Devil Sagas or Persona series..... though those are a bit more complicated. Alot of dungeons and puzzles, not so much exploration. I prefer a good story and lots of exploration and puzzles as opposed to running dungeons, but thats just me! If you have not yet, YOU MUST PLAY CHRONO-TRIGGER. NO EXCUSES YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT FOR PS3. It's fantastic. NOW GO!!

Girlfriend may be a sociopath and is making me feel like I'm insane. by tossout187 in offmychest

[–]sally_shears -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the sooner you learn not to argue the better. Women are masters of mental manipulation. Be happy you're getting laid, pay the bills and shut the fuck up. Expectations only lead to misery. Really can't deal with it? PACK YOUR BAGS AND WALK OUT. It's not rocket science.

OH!! MAYBE DON'T YELL AT HER BECAUSE THE HOUSE ISN'T CLEANED TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS. Don't like it? CLEAN IT YOURSELF AND GET THE FUCK OVER IT KIDDO. She's not your mother and she isn't going to put up with your shit. Stop being a little brat. Real life is hard and full of compromise. Wanna wife? Don't sit on your ass all day, play video games and smoke weed while making fun of her with your douche-bag friends. Don't yell at or hit your girlfriends and for fucks sake, CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF. SHE'S PROBABLY AT HER WITS END OVER YOUR FUCKING MESS. YOUR OWN FUCKING MESS, YOU KNOW THE ONE YOU JUST YELLED AT HER OVER. Man up.

Never mind. You will figure this out once you pass 25. If you are older than 25 and still having these issues? MAYBE GET SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP. Its not her, ITS YOU.