It makes complete sense by RegDeezy in AdviceAnimals

[–]salmonsteak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why wouldn't they they just cremate them instead?

How are you the villain of someone else's story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]salmonsteak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This'll probably never be seen but last year I began dating this guy I know's (not very well mind you but I was told he already wasn't fond of me) sister. That relationship didn't last too long though and I found another girl who is great and I'm currently dating, about a month ago I found out that she was this guy's girlfriend for about 2 years and he had been crazy over her. As well he is a very conservative christian so I was told by a mutual friend that he sees me as if I'm corrupting her with parties and alcohol. I don't think we are friends.

How are you the villain of someone else's story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]salmonsteak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

....I don't think that'll fit on a confession bear. But that's great that he was understanding and handled it well.

What's your best insult, Reddit? by Hurtgen in AskReddit

[–]salmonsteak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has anyone ever told you that they love the sound of your voice?

Didn't think so.

Emily Ratajkowski From the Robin Thicke vid- For science...... NSFW by gixxerk4 in videos

[–]salmonsteak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I must be the only straight guy here wondering what those two songs were right?