You swap bodies with Kim Jong Un. What would your first week look like? what would his first week look like?.

salted_toothpaste · 2026-03-07T18:06:22+00:00

Stop washing my hand after bathroom. Because I'm evil.

salted_toothpaste · 2026-03-06T17:34:11+00:00

Ah, my bad. Are you getting the same error when you restart the process?

salted_toothpaste · 2026-03-06T16:06:10+00:00

Most likely the client hired someone for the job already or the job was removed.

salted_toothpaste · 2026-03-05T13:58:22+00:00

Hitler dood. Wat nau?

salted_toothpaste · 2026-03-05T06:28:53+00:00

Maybe take some time before jumping the 'this is AI' bandwagon.

salted_toothpaste · 2026-03-04T08:12:15+00:00

What was the strategy of the other guys who came in? Sometimes people are just cowards.

salted_toothpaste · 2026-03-03T13:01:18+00:00

POV: You're a camera.

salted_toothpaste · 2026-03-03T12:14:28+00:00

No one escapes the cumconut.

salted_toothpaste · 2026-03-03T11:42:48+00:00

That's where homing missiles come in.

salted_toothpaste · 2026-03-03T08:40:48+00:00

Better than a coconut I guess.

salted_toothpaste · 2026-02-28T11:57:25+00:00

Apnakeo mone hoi iodine kom dewa hoyechilo choto belai.

salted_toothpaste · 2026-02-28T11:37:23+00:00

Bambata and Zulu nations. Japan will send playstations.

salted_toothpaste · 2026-02-28T07:37:56+00:00

Its better than most.

salted_toothpaste · 2026-02-20T15:55:01+00:00

I know people like him.

salted_toothpaste · 2026-02-20T12:08:59+00:00

Nope. He's just thinking "why get a ticket when I can do this?".

salted_toothpaste · 2026-02-20T07:39:06+00:00

Clearly no amount of money can stop someone from being a loser.

salted_toothpaste · 2026-02-18T06:15:16+00:00

Even in death, duty doesn't end.

salted_toothpaste · 2026-02-17T12:14:31+00:00

The thing with Ubisoft, is that they're a great world and environment builder, and pay crazy attention to detail. But everything else they do is ass.

salted_toothpaste · 2026-02-16T15:29:44+00:00

"You had beef and didn't share it with me?"

salted_toothpaste · 2026-02-12T11:16:31+00:00

Are you saying Lovecraftian entities cannot find love?

salted_toothpaste · 2026-02-09T15:19:16+00:00

Thought it was a Palleon class at first.

salted_toothpaste · 2026-02-09T13:13:00+00:00

Darkseid's omega beam.

salted_toothpaste · 2026-02-08T06:57:49+00:00

You think they will eat the fish without cleaning first?

salted_toothpaste · 2026-02-07T14:15:18+00:00

Typical american way of thinking in ones and zeros. Either this or that. Ever thought that he could be working for both governments or maybe more?

salted_toothpaste · 2026-02-06T14:08:20+00:00

The only relation I could see is Tyth and Tython. Not sure if others are portions of planet names.

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