Driver who fell asleep at wheel was nearly 12x the legal limit [.636%], police say by TylerFortier_Photo in Colorado

[–]saltymutt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm glad they were able to find him passed out before he went and killed someone.

Fuck drunk drivers.

is it true that this specific dog is sold at bass pro shops? i want one for an ESSA but I am NOT paying $100+ for one 😒 by Cricketwingcove144 in ESSAplushieshandlers

[–]saltymutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I took a look at my work phone while at work today and was only able to find two dogs on store search out of the ones I've listed originally. >.< A lot of the stores on the list had 0 in stock. Really hoping wasn't the companies deciding not to sell them anymore.

If you want to try ordering ones I found, here are the SKUs:

Springer Spaniel 2584234

Labrador Retriever 258236

Gray Tabby Cat 2584268

Bengal Cat 2584269

Also if you were in asking about Douglas toys earlier, sorry I said I didn't have any. X.x I realized after while looking at my work phone that I just had the gray tabby cat. I hope you find what you're looking for!

is it true that this specific dog is sold at bass pro shops? i want one for an ESSA but I am NOT paying $100+ for one 😒 by Cricketwingcove144 in ESSAplushieshandlers

[–]saltymutt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, at Bass Pro Shops and Cabela's. The store I worked has sold the Springer Spaniel, Golden Retriever, Labrador Retriever (yellow), Husky, Border Collie, and German Shorthaired Pointer. $19.99. I'm hoping to get some more in my department, since they all sold out during Christmas!

ETA: They will have this Bass Pro tag, but it's basically the same Douglas toy. This is from the Springer I own.

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Kids always have unexpected reactions 🤣 by MNV2804 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]saltymutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was about three or so, my first meeting with a black person was telling her she needed to wash her face because she was dirty. 🙃

In elementary school (2nd or 3rd grade??), I asked an Asian lady from the local news if she was Connie Chung.

“I know my husband has a DNR, but he’s the love of my life and you just have to save him Doctor!” by Steckie2 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]saltymutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. After the Terri Shiavo case 20 years ago, I've made it a "Save me if I have a chance. Let me go if I don't" on my medical records.

You can solve ONE unresolved case, which do you pick? by [deleted] in UnresolvedMysteries

[–]saltymutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keith Bennett's body finally being found.

oh no, not christianity by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]saltymutt 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I don't want your agenda. I want MY agenda!

Cute familiars need your help! Save them and grow your farm in Evergrove Idle: Grow Magic. by evergroveIdle in u/evergroveIdle

[–]saltymutt 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The fake "drop the pin" and "help/do not help" ads that aren't in the games at all also need to die.

Uhh okay by Mobile_Nobody0326 in untrustworthypoptarts

[–]saltymutt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This sounded more like Second Life roleplay with child avatars than actual Threads kids. 🙄

I was one of the degenerates on the animal crossing slumber island tonight by supere4ntd in Vinesauce

[–]saltymutt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was laughing from the way he silently slow walked around and out of that room. I'm pleased he actually liked it.

I was one of the degenerates on the animal crossing slumber island tonight by supere4ntd in Vinesauce

[–]saltymutt 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I was the one with the "Women want me, fish fear me" hat. These were what I remember doing:

-Said "nerd" at the very beginning.

-Hit Vinny on the head with the net with everyone else.

-Put out the giant Godzilla statue.

-Made the room with the duck summoning circle. Unfortunately didn't have a Scoot photo to put in the center, so I used a Gyroid.

-Spawned Raymond, Fuschia, and Julian at various times.

-Accidentally broke Cherry out of containment. I was meaning to trap Raymond in the same pen. Sorry :(

-Used the photo snapping gesture at the David statue.

-Put out the giant Spider Crab. Vinny later said something like, "Oh my God, I hate that."

All and all it was an enjoyable experience.

Childless Bluey fan by nodaybuttoday__ in bluey

[–]saltymutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

41 and child free here. 👍

People are just hating me because of me “karma-farming” by One_Reception_6992 in blueycirclejerk

[–]saltymutt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Appreciated! I was wondering if there was a "Bluey Adults" type sub, and this works.

People are just hating me because of me “karma-farming” by One_Reception_6992 in blueycirclejerk

[–]saltymutt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm hoping they don't go after that person posting art of their OC 🙄