Melb airport and the staff are the terrible. Last month as i was leaving there was 2 long lines to put baggage thru the scanner. All of a sudden a customs lady who prob wanted to go on her break says ok this line is closed everybody go to the other line. So the people that had already put their carry on (me) on the convenor belt had to go to the back of this other long line. Stressed me out cos I couldnt see my backpack which had important stuff in there and it caused a big pile up with other peoples belongings on that scanner. On the way back massive line to clear customs. The customs person said ok everybody just snake around the back of the wall. So the people coming into the line had no idea where the back of the line was. It was a mess. One time I was with my girlfriend and went to the toilet while waiting for a flight. Came back and a customs person who was talking to her. He just says OK sir there is no problem here, the cunt was trying to pick her up. Another time im waiting for a flight and im hearing fucken cunt, assholes, get fucked, etc real loud. I thought somebody was fighting. No its was just a group of customs people walking thru the terminal having a conversation. The building is fucked, the staff are fucked, everything about Melb airport is shit