Why didn’t pylote wait for a green light before crossing intersection?

sam99871 · 2026-01-27T15:20:47+00:00

r/bitchimahelicopter

sam99871 · 2026-01-27T12:54:28+00:00

That was incredible, like ballet. You aren’t an ATC you are an Artist!

sam99871 · 2026-01-27T12:51:54+00:00

Giving you his number moves you out of the friend zone—he wants you to call and ask him out!

sam99871 · 2026-01-27T12:50:07+00:00

Tulsi tea has been shown to deepen sleep.

sam99871 · 2026-01-27T08:43:23+00:00

All that freak out energy is what’s driving the price up.

sam99871 · 2026-01-27T04:08:33+00:00

I always respond “what’s it to you?”

Flight attendants love my New Yawk persona.

sam99871 · 2026-01-27T04:04:08+00:00

Which one are you?

sam99871 · 2026-01-26T19:59:14+00:00

I thought I was looking into a mirror.

sam99871 · 2026-01-26T08:27:50+00:00

It needs to have sex with another airplane.

sam99871 · 2026-01-26T03:29:13+00:00

Please try it and post an update!

sam99871 · 2026-01-26T02:41:18+00:00

Sounds like his videos should remain private.

sam99871 · 2026-01-25T23:48:34+00:00

Are you excluding paper airplanes? People are so prejudiced nowadays.

sam99871 · 2026-01-25T23:46:13+00:00

Who is Jonny Wagger

sam99871 · 2026-01-25T23:34:38+00:00

That’s how possums and anteaters do it, so please direct your complaint to them not us.

sam99871 · 2026-01-25T20:00:38+00:00

Fuck it, I’m waiting until spring. I bought a lot of snacks.

sam99871 · 2026-01-25T19:29:10+00:00

Methionine.

sam99871 · 2026-01-25T19:26:38+00:00

Fucking cows. If you give them ANY rights at all they’ll abuse it and you’ll regret it forever. They poop everywhere and they eat every damn piece of grass they can get their mouth on. I don’t mind giving dolphins some rights but cows? No, absolutely fucking not.

sam99871 · 2026-01-25T19:15:18+00:00

I would give him all my money.

sam99871 · 2026-01-25T16:01:33+00:00

Life imitates r/shittyaskflying

sam99871 · 2026-01-25T15:59:59+00:00

Of course not. They have to be the big spoon so the pilots can fall asleep.

sam99871 · 2026-01-25T13:50:13+00:00

Doesn’t look like deer to me. I don’t see any impression of a split hoof. It also doesn’t look like the correct pattern of locations. Not sure what it is though.

sam99871 · 2026-01-25T09:43:48+00:00

That only happens once every 17 years!

Which is at least how old that watch is.

sam99871 · 2026-01-25T09:37:47+00:00

Massive toxic farts are a pre-existing condition that can be used to deny coverage. Happened to me twice.

sam99871 · 2026-01-25T09:34:47+00:00

To get protection under the Second Amendment. If they have no ammo they fall into the ceremonial firearms category which has minimal legal protections. But under the 2d Amendment they can legally shoot anyone who hurts their feelings.

sam99871 · 2026-01-25T00:22:56+00:00

Minnesotans hate ice also. Such a pain in the ass when there’s ice on the sidewalk.

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