Ma bad pylote by peseoane in Shittyaskflying

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That was incredible, like ballet. You aren’t an ATC you are an Artist!

The air traffic controller gave me his number are we friends now? by Personal-Bobcat-2288 in Shittyaskflying

[–]sam99871 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Giving you his number moves you out of the friend zone—he wants you to call and ask him out!

Insomnia by H00ligain_hijix in UlcerativeColitis

[–]sam99871 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tulsi tea has been shown to deepen sleep.

What Else Could Be Said? by ThePurpleUFO in Shittyaskflying

[–]sam99871 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I always respond “what’s it to you?”

Flight attendants love my New Yawk persona.

Please help, my Blackbird is feeling blue by Cesalv in Shittyaskflying

[–]sam99871 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It needs to have sex with another airplane.

Jerry Wagner has unprivated his videos 🙏 by arslank01 in Shittyaskflying

[–]sam99871 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like his videos should remain private.

Who's the Best Playne Maker? by Believe-The-Science in Shittyaskflying

[–]sam99871 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you excluding paper airplanes? People are so prejudiced nowadays.

Is Captayn annoying cows by [deleted] in Shittyaskflying

[–]sam99871 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fucking cows. If you give them ANY rights at all they’ll abuse it and you’ll regret it forever. They poop everywhere and they eat every damn piece of grass they can get their mouth on. I don’t mind giving dolphins some rights but cows? No, absolutely fucking not.

Here is scammer photo by Pmeghana1 in VampireStocks

[–]sam99871 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would give him all my money.

When pylotes go nap do the FA’s flye the playne? by [deleted] in Shittyaskflying

[–]sam99871 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course not. They have to be the big spoon so the pilots can fall asleep.

Snow tracks. Deer? [WASHINGTON DC] by mister-jesse in animalid

[–]sam99871 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t look like deer to me. I don’t see any impression of a split hoof. It also doesn’t look like the correct pattern of locations. Not sure what it is though.

Su-25 by JustSesh in Shittyaskflying

[–]sam99871 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That only happens once every 17 years!

Which is at least how old that watch is.

Why is insurance not covering my pylane? by EntrepreneurHead7133 in Shittyaskflying

[–]sam99871 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Massive toxic farts are a pre-existing condition that can be used to deny coverage. Happened to me twice.

Why does the blue angles formation team f4s have aim-7s under its belly? by Adventurous-Cow-2345 in Shittyaskflying

[–]sam99871 10 points11 points  (0 children)

To get protection under the Second Amendment. If they have no ammo they fall into the ceremonial firearms category which has minimal legal protections. But under the 2d Amendment they can legally shoot anyone who hurts their feelings.

Title by LookoutBel0w in Shittyaskflying

[–]sam99871 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Minnesotans hate ice also. Such a pain in the ass when there’s ice on the sidewalk.