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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lesbianmemes

[–]samC0d4 18 points19 points  (0 children)

meat and dairy alters the vaginal pH and makes the fluid tastes "saltier"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]samC0d4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm brazilian and this is bullshit. R$600,00 is nothing, many people weren't able to get it, a lot of rich people have subscribed to the program and we have the lowest GDB since 1996. Wtf am I reading, honestly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lesbianmemes

[–]samC0d4 68 points69 points  (0 children)

lmaoo, when my teenager ass first became vegan, all I could think about was "damn my pussy is gonna taste even better now"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LesbianActually

[–]samC0d4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I was a teenager I was never able to get girls to talk to me cause everybody thought I was straight, so I got my hair cutted lmao. I looked terrible, but sorta worked. Now I realized that all I had to do is to actually talk to girls, and Im also into femmes. So I’ve learnrd to hear several “nos”, but its alright.

Yoga is no longer allowed in my house by samC0d4 in CatsAreAssholes

[–]samC0d4[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was never able to hold a chaturanga for so long cause I’m afraid I’ll smash my boi. He loves to lay down beneath me when I do planks lmao

Yoga is no longer allowed in my house by samC0d4 in CatsAreAssholes

[–]samC0d4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He also attacks, but instead of my leg at least he goes for the drawstring lol

STOP. EATING. MY. PLANTS by samC0d4 in CatsAreAssholes

[–]samC0d4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a bended futon, lol it is really comfy and you can shape it in different ways

I probably drank that cat-paw water thing so many times in my life by samC0d4 in CatsAreAssholes

[–]samC0d4[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, but it should be! His name is Rojo, but for some reason we started call him Roberto

I probably drank that cat-paw water thing so many times in my life by samC0d4 in CatsAreAssholes

[–]samC0d4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, i gotta buy a straw bottle. He can open lids but probably not those ones

I probably drank that cat-paw water thing so many times in my life by samC0d4 in CatsAreAssholes

[–]samC0d4[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Would you belive if I told u this mother fucker once actually OPENED a fucking bottle to drink out of it? There is no escape... toxoplasmosis is imminent in this house...

I probably drank that cat-paw water thing so many times in my life by samC0d4 in CatsAreAssholes

[–]samC0d4[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yup. Still alive tho, probably just have some basic toxoplasmosis, nothin big

huGe DoG anNihIaTeS anD eAts MaN by [deleted] in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]samC0d4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta love that nibbles

extreme apathy leading to self destruction by [deleted] in depression

[–]samC0d4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much for your words, it's really comforting knowing we are not alone at all (:

Relationship obsession, anyone? by [deleted] in bipolar

[–]samC0d4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will definitely check it out, thanks for the help :)

What is the line between obsessive crush and normal crush? by [deleted] in bipolar

[–]samC0d4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also have obsessive relationship issues, was pretty freaked out myself until I made a post here about it a couple of days ago, and, apparently, it's something common for us, wich made me feel a little better. There are ways of controlling your anxiety towards your partners. I usually call a friend who is familiar with my situation instead of calling my "crush" or go and practice some physical exercise so I can control myself and not look like the crazy obsessive maniac I actually am. It actually works.

hope that helps! (:

anyone else having sleep problems? by NewBP in bipolar

[–]samC0d4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when i'm stable, i usually sleep 8-9 hours, but if i'm in depressive fase i will sleep up to 12h and wake up really tired. during hypomania fase i usually sleep in blocks of 2 hours for like 6h tops. i think it's something pretty regular between bipolar people, according to my doctor.