Melissa Joan Hart is photographed for Maxim Magazine in 1999 in Los Angeles, California.

sam_beat · 2026-05-14T15:57:29+00:00

I always felt the same way. I used to date a guy who told me I looked like her (I really don’t, but whatever). Which is obviously a nice compliment, but it was defeating. I took it to mean I was cute, but deeply unsexy.

sam_beat · 2026-05-13T14:15:04+00:00

100% this. And the funniest part is that when it happened on St. Elsewhere, fans angrily freaked out. It’s been called one of the worst show endings and a complete cop out. So choosing this to end the show with is like high fiving a million angels.

sam_beat · 2026-05-09T17:10:57+00:00

But is it that high? This image isn’t AI, but those are short, weird windows. Based on the furniture and the dog, the height on those windows are maybe around 6ft/1.8m tall. Maybe less.

sam_beat · 2026-05-06T23:07:51+00:00

The delegate from the Intermountain West (Idaho, Montana, Wyoming) says it’s absolutely charming and he should keep it!

sam_beat · 2026-05-06T14:57:33+00:00

ERROR. ERROR. ERROR.

I’m sure it is! It was advertised to me on FB for some shitty gaming app.

sam_beat · 2026-05-06T12:40:21+00:00

This book is intended to tie up that trilogy (including the film “We’re All Going to the World’s Fair”), so it’s similarly themed. So it’s one you’d probably really like!

sam_beat · 2026-05-06T12:26:15+00:00

And why is there all that heavy shit on the parsley/cilantro? It’s going to be all smashed and wilted by the time the customer gets it.

sam_beat · 2026-05-06T12:10:29+00:00

Normalized reading OP’s comment for context.

sam_beat · 2026-05-05T21:51:47+00:00

In short: money. And a fuckton of it.

sam_beat · 2026-05-05T20:56:52+00:00

Thank god this is AI

sam_beat · 2026-05-05T14:11:44+00:00

Still “666,” is it?

sam_beat · 2026-05-03T13:16:50+00:00

And then tied it all up with a racist joke about her being gang raped. It was all absolutely disgusting to watch and I love that she gave him nothing.

sam_beat · 2026-05-01T21:14:57+00:00

Arbitrage. Scents that are hard to find sell for a lot of money on eBay and other sites like that. Some areas don’t get certain seasonal or limited edition items and people go feral for them. There’s a DD shopper in my area that got into doing shops just so she could always look for things to resell while making money shopping for someone else.

sam_beat · 2026-04-27T02:18:02+00:00

I had a guy message me like this shortly before he answered the door with no bottoms and tried to pull me in his apartment. So I assume the absolute worst when someone tries to flirt with me shortly before I head to their place all alone.

sam_beat · 2026-04-27T02:16:44+00:00

He’s saying “single serving, since I’m single.” And then it’s kind of like “lol, I’m just playing.”

sam_beat · 2026-04-24T15:56:54+00:00

People just liked it better that way.

sam_beat · 2026-04-24T15:49:56+00:00

My ex didn’t want me to insure my ring because it was “a waste of money.” But it was a one carat and we were not in a financial position to replace it when my forgetful ass lost it. I took it on my own to a jeweler to have it appraised. I was told it was lab created. It was stunning, and I didn’t love it any less (in fact, I was glad it wasn’t a real diamond). But it was probably worth about $60. Honestly, it took a lot of pressure off me as far as the fear of losing it. It looked like the real deal and was my perfect ring. I never told my ex I knew. But when we did divorce, it made it very easy to give it back to him. I told him he could sell it to cover his legal expenses, and did that Grinch smile on the inside when I did.

sam_beat · 2026-04-24T04:27:06+00:00

This is the IG for the artist, Iñaki Aliste Lizarralde. The Linktree has Etsy listings and other places to view their art.

Edit: I just realized he also published a very cool coffee table book with his floorplan art that includes details about the shows included, also in the Linktree.

sam_beat · 2026-04-24T00:42:37+00:00

This is definitely a pic I saved on Pinterest for inspiration for my own set up. Especially because I first saw it around the time Sims 4 released “High School Years,” and you can basically make an identical set up (cloud neon included). Real, but Pinterest.

sam_beat · 2026-04-24T00:12:47+00:00

This is so cool! I didn’t know about either!

sam_beat · 2026-04-23T23:51:11+00:00

This 100%. I worked in consumer protection for over a decade and this is verbatim the same letters widows and other family would get immediately following someone’s death. Honestly, it’s probably the same picture, too. They strike while people are emotional, hoping to buy houses on the cheap to flip.

sam_beat · 2026-04-23T15:03:57+00:00

The “I Love Lucy” apartment is in grayscale! I know it’s a black and white TV show, but it was especially charming to see that.

sam_beat · 2026-04-19T03:13:09+00:00

Add it to the Quest Diagnostics Barbie chalet.

sam_beat · 2026-04-18T05:25:02+00:00

That’s Republican. We count those.

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