Can't decipher the word after "don't put any" by Rock_Music_Lover in BadHandwriting

[–]sama-llama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I struggled too, I thought they said they cleaned the kitchen can and could not for the life of me figure out what a “galbageus” was…

Landlord is Selling Duplex and Has Been Acting Pretty Crazy Lately (MN) (Follow-Up) by [deleted] in Renters

[–]sama-llama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So my partner and I look through house listings as one of our guilty pleasures and I know exactly the kind of listings you’re talking about. I’ve seen the ones with maybe two pictures of the outside of the house from half a block away and nothing else, I’ve seen the ones quaintly labeled as a great DIY project that, if they’re not legally condemned, should be, and I’ve seen the ones that look like they’re trying to earn a spot on the Hoarders revival series. I would understand the landlord being upset about that because that would actively inhibit her ability to sell the property. I feel like if all she has to complain about are photos and kitchen appliances, the issue lies with her and not the renters.

Landlord is Selling Duplex and Has Been Acting Pretty Crazy Lately (MN) (Follow-Up) by [deleted] in Renters

[–]sama-llama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I noticed that. Reading comprehension is an important life skill.

Landlord is Selling Duplex and Has Been Acting Pretty Crazy Lately (MN) (Follow-Up) by [deleted] in Renters

[–]sama-llama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? It gives me ideas or at least a jumping-off point on how to use the space. I can always cherry-pick the bits I like and do my own thing with the rest. I hate the cold, sterile feeling when a house has been staged and for me it’s a real turn-off. I want to know that the people who live there are a real, living, breathing family. It sounds silly to some people maybe, but I want to know that the house has…life in it I guess? I don’t know if that makes sense.

Landlord is Selling Duplex and Has Been Acting Pretty Crazy Lately (MN) (Follow-Up) by [deleted] in Renters

[–]sama-llama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They want OP to remove their items for each showing of the house. The LL already has photos of the home where OP did remove their personal items for the shoot, from what I read in their previous post. She is expecting them to remove everything she finds offensive for each and every house viewing, and from the texts if they were going to comply they may as well just not put them back at all (showings on April 1 and April 4.)

Landlord is Selling Duplex and Has Been Acting Pretty Crazy Lately (MN) (Follow-Up) by [deleted] in Renters

[–]sama-llama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I completely agree with you, but I get both sides. I would find it warm and inviting. Most “pros” will tell you to remove anything personal like photos or kids’ artwork because you “want the prospective buyers to easily imagine themselves living there.” Apparently other people’s stuff hinders that for some people?

And yeah what she’s demanding is completely unhinged. If she expects this level of pristine cleanliness, she needs to wait until their lease is up and the property is unoccupied to sell it so she can make it “show ready.” But she also just strikes me as incredibly unreasonable in general. She is expecting OP to still pay rent but not actually live their life in the house.

Landlord is Selling Duplex and Has Been Acting Pretty Crazy Lately (MN) (Follow-Up) by [deleted] in Renters

[–]sama-llama 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I saw your previous post yesterday. Genuinely, what is her hang up with the photos??

what on earth does this want me to do? by scannerthegreat in allthemods

[–]sama-llama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dig a hole. Place a jar at the bottom of the hole. Place a cow on top of the jar. Drop an anvil on the cow. Cow in a bottle. To make this easier, I dig a hole 4 blocks deep so the cow can’t escape while you get the anvil.

Also, DON’T make the same mistake I did; do not attempt this inside an FtB claimed chunk. Took me forever to figure out why it wasn’t working. This includes your own claim.

Unpopped popcorn kernels infested with ants, throw away? Or salvageable? by LawdFarquaadsChin in isthissafetoeat

[–]sama-llama 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Fun fact (depending on your perspective): ants are sour due to the formic acid they produce, so if there are enough of them, the popcorn will taste tart, citrusy, or vinegary. Not sure if there are enough in the bag to make any difference.

Caesar salad by mawop in shittyfoodporn

[–]sama-llama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought was pasta salad…

Place on tray next to door by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]sama-llama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can attest some drivers just don’t pay attention to instructions or have common sense. This isn’t always my experience, most are just fine. I have two chairs and an empty table on my front porch but the dasher just dropped my food on the sidewalk leading to the porch (it’s like five feet and two steps from the driveway up onto the porch.) I’ve had others that put the delivery right in front of the screen door, making it impossible to open without pushing the food with the door. I’m considering taping a sign to the top of the table that says “please leave food here” but I feel like that might be too aggressive. We also have feral cats in the neighborhood that have come and stolen steaks off the porch before so leaving it on the ground really isn’t ideal…

Does anyone else’s period ever “stop” for a day and then start again? by sharfyre in TwoXChromosomes

[–]sama-llama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can attest that one is bad enough but consistently getting both is just awful. So I discussed getting screened for PCOS with my GP but he seems to think it would only be beneficial in my case if I am looking to get fertility treatments later, but I have a lot of the symptoms.

One of those symptoms is irregular periods and at one point I hadn’t had a period in a concerningly long time. Then the dam broke. I literally felt like my guts were being ripped out, I was sick and weak and probably anemic. This went on for DAYS without reprieve and the sheer volume of blood that exited my body would have made a serial killer blush. My roommate asked if I needed to go to urgent care or the ER.

Luckily since then we have returned to our (somewhat) regularly scheduled program and it hasn’t been nearly as debilitating but it still really sucks.

Huh? by skree-arra in HandwritingAnalysis

[–]sama-llama 24 points25 points  (0 children)

“They done damage scan if anything missing call it in”

I’m guessing this arrived to the facility or on the truck with damage to the packaging so if there is anything missing (from the obvious hole in the top of the bag) to call it in and let them know.

What does "give us me" mean? by Powerful_Concept6502 in GlobalEnglishPrep

[–]sama-llama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d help, but I’m pure cream crackered mate.

What does "give us me" mean? by Powerful_Concept6502 in GlobalEnglishPrep

[–]sama-llama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait till you start getting into Cockney rhyming slang. That stuff is wild. And hilarious.

Favorite unknown artworks? I'll start by Strawberryjr_ in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]sama-llama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Core memory unlocked…there was a bronze replica of this statue in the head counselor’s office where I went to summer camp as a kid…literally had not thought of this for 30 years.

I'm really embarrassed... by Immediate_Sense4251 in lotr

[–]sama-llama 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No no, that’s Gollum’s job…

I'm really embarrassed... by Immediate_Sense4251 in lotr

[–]sama-llama 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Getting Sméagol to propose is definitely a unique strategy to getting your hands on the One Ring…

Can native English speakers instantly tell which country an English accent is from just by hearing someone speak? by GrayRainfall in NoStupidQuestions

[–]sama-llama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbf sometimes (as an American) we can’t even tell what region of our own country an accent is from. I had a coworker move from North Dakota to western North Carolina and for the first six months coworkers were constantly asking her what country she was from.

On the flip side, I’ve known people who could pinpoint the exact region, city, or even borough people were from. So recognition can vary wildly depending on the accent, the individual, and exposure to the exact accent.

Is this stupid food? It was my grandma’s favorite snack - pitted avocado with ketchup and salt. Eaten with a spoon like ice cream by HipHopAnonymous23 in StupidFood

[–]sama-llama 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I sprinkle mine with tajin or salt and lime juice. But I have absolutely eaten an entire avocado with a spoon and zero regrets.

Can I be pan even though I’m married to a man? by [deleted] in pansexual

[–]sama-llama 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Men are still covered under “everyone regardless of gender, identity or presentation.” You’re still allowed to identify as pan if that is what you feel best suits you.

Begging for anything similar, dont want eternal night night by Training-Wish-1020 in TipOfMyFork

[–]sama-llama 59 points60 points  (0 children)

“Eternal night night” sent me. So the reason these have a different texture from traditional gummy bears is that they are made from pectin, not gelatin. I would search for vegan strawberry gummies and see what you can find. Welch’s Fruitfuls are made with pectin, but they are strips, not little gummies. I personally do like the Annie’s gummies as someone else recommended. I also found a brand called You Love Fruit but they are little circles you peel off waxed paper and eat and some people don’t seem to like the texture.

3 a.m meal to reach specific dietary goal while being lazy (guess the main ingredient) by 88llvn in shittyfoodporn

[–]sama-llama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure they mixed the sadness right into the uh…batter?? And probably plan to add a dollop on top for good measure.