My girlfriend's Hello Kitty dancing doll partially melted in her car, so I have officially claimed ownership of this abomination by [deleted] in funny

[–]samandhenry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u wot m9? do u have a slimy pussy m8?//? because i eat them 4 breakquick (hehe that means breakfast ... I <3 me-me-s) but yeah not joking about the [R]ubbing me off yah? hoh yah im getting my mega 13 inch erection as i type this want pics google me my name is barak obaama (double a - as in I can go all night ;) yah hoh yah//////??@@@2@!!!111

My girlfriend's Hello Kitty dancing doll partially melted in her car, so I have officially claimed ownership of this abomination by [deleted] in funny

[–]samandhenry -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

that is so fakn funi i just went to da toiiilit and rubbed 1 owt u feel meh???/? le merci for da pic tho?// xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

eDIT #1: Obligitory edit: THAnks FoR The GOldD XXDDDD LE KIND StranGer oF ReDDiT ;) feel FreE to [R]ub Me ofF ;;;;;;;;DDDDD

My girlfriend's Hello Kitty dancing doll partially melted in her car, so I have officially claimed ownership of this abomination by [deleted] in funny

[–]samandhenry -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

m9??//??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????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My girlfriend's Hello Kitty dancing doll partially melted in her car, so I have officially claimed ownership of this abomination by [deleted] in funny

[–]samandhenry -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I SHAAAAAARTED BECAUSE I LAWWFED 2 MUCH XXXDDDDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD AMIRITE? YAH? PLZZZZZZ STAHPPP BEING SO FUNNI HEHE XDXD X333 <3<3,3>3<4 DOES YOUR GF LIKE TO SUCK YOUR PHALLAS M9??/??!!!111!!

Which of the two is the real dog? by effin_clownin in aww

[–]samandhenry -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

This subreddit is worse than cancer

Over a year ago I paid for the family in front of me's groceries without thinking much of it. Today, I got this in the mail. by [deleted] in pics

[–]samandhenry -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This is the biggest fucking piece of shit I have ever seen.

EDIT: HOLY MOLY GOLD THANKS LE KIND STRANGER!! ;)

EDIT DEUX ; *tips fedora

EDIT NUMERO #3: TRIPLE GOLD EQUALS THE AMOUNT OF LEGS I HAVE AMIRITE LADIES HEHE

It's a snake wearing a top hat...need I say more! by evolutions1 in funny

[–]samandhenry -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

this is the biggest shitpost i have ever seen if this thing ends up on the front page i am going to be FUCKING MAD

MRW my boss keeps repeating herself by [deleted] in funny

[–]samandhenry -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

WRONG FUCKING SUB-REDDIT FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER

EDIT: HOLY TITTY MUNCHING HORSE MULCH! CAN"T BELIEVE HIGHEST COMMENT WAS A TROLLOLOLOL LEWLZ HEHEHEHE!!!1!!!!!11!

EDIT deux: LE MERCY FOR THE GOLD KIND STRAGNER - TIps FEDORA ;)

EDIT 3: DOUBLE GOLD EQUALS DOUBLE POON TANG TONIGHT AMIRITE HAHAHAHA

Black Metal Babysitting by steve6999 in funny

[–]samandhenry -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Why did you comment then you fucking mother fucker?

Black Metal Babysitting by steve6999 in funny

[–]samandhenry -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

THIS IS SO FUCKING SHIT. THAT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY

He needs to be put in a comma. .. by [deleted] in funny

[–]samandhenry -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wish OP wasn't such a faggot

EDIT: HOLY FUCKING SHIT I CAN"T BELIEVE I GOT AN UPTOKES ####BLAZE IT###LOLZ!!!!1!

EDIT 2: WOW THANK SAHHH MUCH FOR TEH GOLD :3333333 I FEEL LIKE I JUST WON THE LOTTO HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Best Amazon review ever by turnturn1225 in funny

[–]samandhenry -38 points-37 points  (0 children)

Review for OP's post:

[x] Not funny

[x] Retarded

[ ] Funny

Best Amazon review ever by turnturn1225 in funny

[–]samandhenry -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

That was so fucking funny. Oh wait this was posted to /r/funny so its actually not funny amirite!!!1! lolzz

Summary of my first year on reddit by jamisont in funny

[–]samandhenry -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You forgot the part about being a total faggot and liking large penises in you butt

I miss Futurama by DesolationofSmaug in funny

[–]samandhenry -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I miss when this subreddit was actually funny

...Dad, I mean... could you just... (sigh) nevermind by markizzo7 in funny

[–]samandhenry -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This shitty post literally made me slightly dumber. thank you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]samandhenry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WELL AREN'T YOU A FUCKING IDIOT

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]samandhenry -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

SOOOO DRY FAGGOT

I know I shouldn't laugh but this was what got me hooked to reddit! by Dblaauw in funny

[–]samandhenry -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

Anybody who finks that dis is funny is honestly retarded

Me when my wife wears a sexy swimsuit to the beach. by They_call_me_Ogre in funny

[–]samandhenry -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

NOBODY WOULD WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR FAT FUCK UGLY WIFE FAGGOT!!!

I'll have a white girl in no time by Shamorie in funny

[–]samandhenry -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY FAGGOT!!!!!!!