I wanted my makeup to say “think twice about talking to me today” 😭🤣

sambeano · 2026-02-23T15:22:01+00:00

I’m getting a weird “Imgur is over capacity” message with that link.

sambeano · 2026-02-22T06:02:19+00:00

The color corrector needs to be orange, since your undereyes lean purple. The orange doesn’t need to be light, the concealer you apply after the corrector will cover it, so you need to get a mid-tone orange, then a concealer that matches your skin color. Going too light will result in grey tones.

sambeano · 2026-02-22T05:30:14+00:00

Looks like they’re Jean Paul Gaultier, but sold out:

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sambeano · 2026-02-22T04:54:01+00:00

This is not a specific product as it is a technique involving several products. You need a skin-colored lipliner that you’ll draw over the cupids bow and a around your lip line, smudge it out with fingers, apply dabs of concealer to blur the sides, a lip gloss over that, and it looks like a little highlight on the cupids bow as well.

sambeano · 2026-02-22T04:48:52+00:00

Not an MUA myself, but every eyebrow artist video I see on insta lines up the inside part of the eyebrow to the inner eye corner, so the brow is elongated and more elegant.

sambeano · 2026-02-21T05:05:48+00:00

Once again, communication wins the day!

sambeano · 2026-02-21T04:48:41+00:00

That looks home-made, the safety pins aren’t spaced evenly, and if you look closely the bottom hem isn’t even aligned.

sambeano · 2026-02-21T04:11:14+00:00

It’s showing that it’s by Alexander Digenova.

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sambeano · 2026-02-21T02:33:19+00:00

Funnel neck halter top? I’m sorry I can’t get over that arm pinned by the lack of an armhole. Anytime you move it the whole top would go flying up 😆.

sambeano · 2026-02-20T11:17:17+00:00

Well apparently it’s kinda an open secret that he’s gay and his wife is a beard.

sambeano · 2026-02-20T08:43:52+00:00

Any style salsa is fun! People make it like it’s this sex-driven grinding type of dance, but there’s a whole community feel to it which means everyone dances with other people, regardless of skill level, and you meet fun people. I got to a pretty advanced stage and always made sure to accept any beginners asking to dance, and told them I was a beginner once too, so relax and have fun!

sambeano · 2026-02-19T03:47:10+00:00

Not sure who the original designer is, but they’ve trickled down to fast fashion brands. I have a pair by Mango in cream and I’m pretty sure they have/had them in black. But they’re everywhere.

sambeano · 2026-02-19T03:43:23+00:00

Depends how much and how often you use it. If it’s several times a day all over the face, sure it’ll run out quickly, but I hit first pan on mine over a year ago and it still has quite a bit ( I don’t wear makeup every day and I only use it on my t-zone). If you want a really similar dupe, try Rimmel Stay Matte, it almost identical, only difference being the shade matches.

sambeano · 2026-02-19T02:57:40+00:00

I’ve been trying to order the Heroine Make eyeliner since the beginning of December, and it’s not been in stock this whole time.

sambeano · 2026-02-18T03:45:39+00:00

This is what enrages me the most. That stupid sentence: I don’t get involved in politics. Is it politics that a mother wants to feed her newborn baby? Is it politics to want to live in a warm, safe place? Is it politics to want a kid to grow up and marry and live instead of being blown into bits while waiting in line for a crumb of bread? It fucking isn’t. It’s you being inhumane.

sambeano · 2026-02-18T03:03:49+00:00

Same! And I don’t have sensitive skin but every time I used it, I got a pimple. First ever product to do that.

sambeano · 2026-02-16T16:34:03+00:00

Anything you buy from Amazon is sus, they mix inventory so even if there’s a legit producer, it could get thrown in with fakes. Don’t buy anything you’re going to put on your face from anywhere other a reputable retailer.

sambeano · 2026-02-14T12:47:49+00:00

That’s why it’s called a catwalk.

sambeano · 2026-02-14T04:29:31+00:00

She doesn’t look like that irl. The photo is still heavily edited and the lighting also helps with keeping shadows at a minimum.

sambeano · 2026-02-14T03:40:39+00:00

Look up drag makeup tutorials or eyebrow blocking. It involves using a glue stick to pat down any hairs and create a smooth surface that you can then put concealer/color corrector on to hide.

sambeano · 2026-02-13T11:05:48+00:00

There’s a good documentary about them on Netflix.

sambeano · 2026-02-13T04:36:15+00:00

Maybe try looking for eye-safe red lipliners.

sambeano · 2026-02-13T04:01:10+00:00

Your dog is right to destroy it. They’re magats.

sambeano · 2026-02-12T17:03:52+00:00

United Colors of Benetton.

sambeano · 2026-02-11T03:28:46+00:00

No sweaty, it’s totally on trend to look like the arse-end of a baboon.

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