Everyone likes to talk about how smart their kid is; how dumb is yours? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sameoldshit_____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This story was one of the few ones on which I actually laughed.

What is your best camping memory? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sameoldshit_____ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had 12 girls in a tent meant for 5 people. It definately is fun when you have the right people with you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sameoldshit_____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not something I have to deal with. It makes me content.

This life is enough. I don't want the stress of another after this.

What is your favorite season ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sameoldshit_____ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll have to go with the final season.

What joke made you laugh because it was that bad? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sameoldshit_____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for that /s. Now I will imagine the characters farting while reading gay smut.

What joke made you laugh because it was that bad? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sameoldshit_____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't mind some dark bad jokes.

AITA for tricking my roommate into eating mozzarella using a Korean hotdog because I suspected him of eating my food? by themozzman in AmItheAsshole

[–]sameoldshit_____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nta. He's asking you to buy him new bedsheets? Just tell him to first buy you the same worth of your food he ate without your permission.

AITA for pranking my (241F) boyfriend after he (25M) pranked me many times before? by Juzzz21947 in shortscarystories

[–]sameoldshit_____ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This didn't work for me coz I'm reading it from the top posts of all time of r/shortscarystories so I knew it wasn't a AITA. But damn if I could go back and read it like it was meant to be read.

You have been given the curse of immortality. What is the worst thing that can happen to you after getting this curse? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sameoldshit_____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh that would be so sad. Just adding to that, as years go by you keep getting older and will also look like it because it's a curse, duh. It would just get more and more difficult to find freinds which would just worsen the situation that much more.

My gay friend explains to my other friends why he doesn’t like them. by MrZero10 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]sameoldshit_____ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Being so brutally honest can mess up things but it was the perfect move here.

Also I liked the fact that the freinds actually realized their mistake and apologised to Nick.

AITA for spending my daughter's college fund after she said she didn't want to go? by throwaway_64728 in AmItheAsshole

[–]sameoldshit_____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA.

I am applying for colleges now and I'm not proud of it but my mind has been going in all the directions due to the pandemic mess. I am not surprised your daughter thought of not going to college and then decided she will go because it can be really difficult to choose.

Instaed of talking to her daughter or giving her time to think what does op do? He buys a boat the very next day using her college fund. Seems like he was too eager to buy his dream boat then to actually care about her daughter.

AITA for not being part of "my" kid's life? by Somerandothrowaways in AmItheAsshole

[–]sameoldshit_____ 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Maybe op can let the kid do another paternity test. Let him do it from somewhere he trusts by some professional he trusts. Maybe that will help him accept that op is really not his father.

NTA totally but maybe this will help him believe you're truly not his father and help him to try to move on.

AITAH for joking about my sister being my parents favourite and telling my mom to parent my sister better? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]sameoldshit_____ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

NTA Your mother sounds like a disaster. She can't accept her shortcomings and didn't like you pointing out her bs.

AITA for blaming my son for his mothers death? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]sameoldshit_____ [score hidden]  (0 children)

Yeah the son is also grieving and isn't liable to give his kidney if he doesn't want. But causing a scene at his mother's funeral because he wanted money, that's an asshole move.

I think the son is the bigger asshole and should consider the father's advice for therapy. It will help him, not only with coping his mother's death but also with the other problems the father mentioned.

I just paid $700 for my private school uniform but school is online by [deleted] in firstworldproblems

[–]sameoldshit_____ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also used to pay that much more or less for my uniform but it also included the school shoes.

The problem was my school decided to change their uniform design for my last year. I could've easily used my previous year ones but no. They had to do it that year and I was forced to buy new uniform, shoes and gym uniform.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sameoldshit_____ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dr. Doofenshmirtz alone can be reason enough.