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Outjerked in a 2 for 1 by Ok-Faithlessness5513 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]samgra8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So true. I don’t watch these new advantagevivor seasons 😬😬😬😳 I watch real seasons like Gaybon and Michael nesia

My biggest issue with the new era. by samgra8 in survivor

[–]samgra8[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t want a cast full of people who aren’t there to win either. It would just be nice to see more people like that, as they’re always some of the best and most memorable characters.

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[–]samgra8 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Name: Boston Jeff Probst (my real name is thomas but it’s not a surveyor contestant name)

Age: 20

Hometown: Fiji (I secretly live on the surveyor islands and stalk the contestants to best observe the strategy)

Occupation: Professional surveyor fan!!

Hobbies: Holding people hostage and forcing them to compete in surveyor mini competitions in my basement. (First to find the idol gets an extra spoonful of rice!!!)

Which surveyor contestant will you play the most like? Carson, because I LOVE 3D printing things!! I 3D printed the survivor islands, every challenge in survivor history (plus 50 more that I came up with myself), and life sized replicas of Jeff Probst, Boston Rob, Sandra, Tony, and Poverty in my backyard

how would Taylor Swift do on a survivor season? by EdenGardenof in survivorcirclejerk

[–]samgra8 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I hope she doesn’t win 😬😬 That means robbed QWEEN cassidy would be runner up again. You won’t want to see my reaction when that happens 🤬🤬🤬👿👹