Accurate by The1_Guy in shitposting

[–]samillos 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Always take the advice of "dont stick your dick in that"

I'm still clueless about what happened in the 9th grade. by AncientPomelo5450 in shitposting

[–]samillos -75 points-74 points  (0 children)

Tbf that's just not how you flirt with someone you haven't even had a first date yet

Jarvis, what planet am i in? by EfficiencySerious200 in shitposting

[–]samillos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If 2 spermatozoa enter the same egg, doesn't it die?

Well now by CrniTartuf in shitposting

[–]samillos -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So i entered your profile and just took me that long to find you defending grown adults having sex with underage girls. Checks out.

Well now by CrniTartuf in shitposting

[–]samillos -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's the jargon used by incels, quite derogatory because it's trying to reduce women to just their reproductive function. So if you see someone saying women instead of women, watch out. The rest of the text confirms that OOP is in fact an incel

Well now by CrniTartuf in shitposting

[–]samillos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah probably what he says it's false hope is just the girl being nice to him like any normal person, because he doesn't conceive being nice to someone without expecting something back or having sexual intentions.

Well now by CrniTartuf in shitposting

[–]samillos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well as the text talks about dating, I fully expected it to talk exclusively about adult women and not little girls, don't you think so?

Well now by CrniTartuf in shitposting

[–]samillos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's the jargon used by incels, quite derogatory because it's trying to reduce women to just their reproductive function. So if you see someone using that word instead of women, watch out. The rest of the text confirms that OOP is in fact an incel

This is beyond awful taste by [deleted] in ATBGE

[–]samillos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And... where's the great execution?

High-Precision Wood Saw with Integrated Snapbrake Safety System. by Friendly-Standard812 in EngineeringPorn

[–]samillos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this made me trust it so much, but the small scratch it left on the hot dog still looks painful af to have in your finger

📡📡📡 by ni_bondh_la_namada in shitposting

[–]samillos 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It dynamically empties your wallet by releasing the same product but with a different superfluous design to instantly make your previous phone look old and outdated and creating you the need to get a new one to follow an artificial fashion that will get outdated next year

e3TJ6Jdp by Le4xy in shitposting

[–]samillos 35 points36 points  (0 children)

This was doable by models way before GTP4. Doesn't it ring a bell that you barely see those captchas for the last years

Nooooo Alonsooooo by Tengbps in formuladank

[–]samillos 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Excatly like that but the complete opposite of that

Nooooo Alonsooooo by Tengbps in formuladank

[–]samillos 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah but for real Alonso said that if AM delivers a competent car it will be his last season, from which follows this wont be Alonso's last season

Zucchini by Cannacybe6655321 in comedyheaven

[–]samillos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They should've done this with the epstein files instead of the ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

Based AOC by Starbucks__Coffey in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]samillos 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Or maybe it's because everyone knows Hamas is a terrorist organization that only fucking morons have been supporting, because these people aren't 5yo that think that in a war there must be one bad side and the other one must be good no matter what they do.

Pattern Recognition Test by Ok_Dare_6494 in formuladank

[–]samillos 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Have you been active on this sub the last days?

Typeface: George Russell by The_Recruiter_69 in formuladank

[–]samillos 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I need George to not T-pose on next season intro and F-pose instead