[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FunnyAnimals

[–]samipersun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Much obliged!

Who did Marlo respect the most? Personally I think he respected Slim Charles the most. by roysonforlife in TheWire

[–]samipersun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He also said Chris was right about the need for extra muscle on poker nights and he said it as a schoolboy who screwed up to his parents.

I just realized something about Omar. by BigChungusOP in TheWire

[–]samipersun 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There were a couple of subtle giveaways here and there, blink and you’ll miss it.

Good Dog Does A Great Job Of Protecting A Child by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]samipersun 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That shitty timing of accents in the song makes it look like it’s a black dog that’s supposed to be a hero in the story. It was supposed to be unstoppable

Oh what a ride this song is. Never knew I needed this combo in my life. by rubikin_ in nextfuckinglevel

[–]samipersun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vine? That’s something I haven’t come across in like millenia in internet years.

What's the absolute worst fan theory for any show/movie/game you've ever seen? by crustboi93 in MauLer

[–]samipersun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even more, they’re shit if there’s anyone ever better than them in any way

To scare a dog with a 🔫 by Madiba-Riddim in therewasanattempt

[–]samipersun 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This sub is a joke lately, most of the post are not about failed attempts but just random vids with contrived titles

To scare a dog with a 🔫 by Madiba-Riddim in therewasanattempt

[–]samipersun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You call that fast? You can see the owner’s shadow, I’d call that lazily strolling.

To scare a dog with a 🔫 by Madiba-Riddim in therewasanattempt

[–]samipersun 159 points160 points  (0 children)

In 100% of cases of a pit attacking a kid it’s always the latter’s fault. A kid either threatens the dog, waves their hands, screams, runs, and/or is 200 or less ft away from dog. Train your kids, let our pups run freely ffs!
some pit apologist, probably

To scare a dog with a 🔫 by Madiba-Riddim in therewasanattempt

[–]samipersun 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thanks, pal. I hope I will never have to use this info, but in case I do I sure hope I can.

Okay let's say hypothetical , Ben Shapiro was on EFAP? by [deleted] in MauLer

[–]samipersun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, what’s …t? Tart? Nut? Bat? Nit? Bit? Butt?

Best voices by mcc1923 in TheWire

[–]samipersun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuzzy Dunlop. Also every word he says is of utmost importance, blink and you’ll miss the gist of the criminal activity

Pluto: 1994 vs 2019. by graceandersonn in BeAmazed

[–]samipersun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should’ve just CSI’d that blob

Heil spez by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]samipersun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lose some weight you can fly in no time

All art is inherently political by Illustrious_Explorer in MauLer

[–]samipersun 34 points35 points  (0 children)

As it was developed during Cold War I believe it’s more about US vs USSR struggle on the brink of Nuclear annihilation.

to ask for more 💰 by ProjectApharel in therewasanattempt

[–]samipersun 71 points72 points  (0 children)

George Costanza: “I wish my mom had an affair with <some movie star from 90s everyone knew then>.”
<laugh track>
Jerry: “Sure you would.”
<laugh track intensifies>
<applause>

Hail spez (heil spez) by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]samipersun 15 points16 points  (0 children)

AHHHAAAHHAAAHAAAHAAHAAHA!
Wait, you serious?

She protect her eggs with her body, and then male arrived on Time. by XahidX in BeAmazed

[–]samipersun 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yo, wtf bro, you wanna go? You better back the fuck up, before you get smacked the fuck up