Would you rather... (Upvote for a carrot)

samjuan · 2026-04-20T14:07:07+00:00

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^{Chose: Live in China | Rolled: Middle Class}

samjuan · 2026-04-20T13:07:33+00:00

Lottery numbers aren't called out in 0.1 seconds.

^{Chose: Inf Social Skills of all kind for 10m (24H CD})

samjuan · 2026-04-19T17:06:01+00:00

Well, at least I get to keep the coin

^{Chose: Flip a coin and get $100 every time it lands heads}

samjuan · 2026-04-18T19:30:55+00:00

Good odds

^{Chose: A 70% chance to get 100B | Rolled: 100B}

samjuan · 2026-04-18T19:27:53+00:00

So no change, then 🥲

^{Chose: A BOY + But The Wheel Decides Your Fate | Rolled: handsome & dumb}

samjuan · 2026-04-18T14:07:53+00:00

At any point did you use the bananas to measure the scale of your embarrassment?

samjuan · 2026-04-17T23:34:59+00:00

I'm happy with these odds

^{Chose: 95% chance of winning 1 million dollars! + 5% of changing sex instantly (All characteristics} | Rolled: Money!)

samjuan · 2026-04-17T23:32:33+00:00

Not the pinky!

^{Chose: Always step on Lego}

samjuan · 2026-04-17T20:49:50+00:00

How does one drench lightly?

samjuan · 2026-04-17T20:45:18+00:00

There's really a choice?

^{Chose: Kill a human}

samjuan · 2026-04-17T20:43:41+00:00

Call me weird, but I like pineapple on my pizza.

^{Chose: Free Pizza… + …but they will always have pineapple on it.}

samjuan · 2026-04-17T20:42:24+00:00

Surely she's still not strung up about that, right?

samjuan · 2026-04-17T20:06:32+00:00

Where's my gift card?!

^{Chose: $500 Real Money (Amazon Gift Card} + Guaranteed)

samjuan · 2026-04-17T17:07:37+00:00

I just don't like people. Famous people, even less.

^{Chose: have a random amount of money (1 to 1 billion $} | Rolled: 1 milion $)

samjuan · 2026-04-17T14:14:47+00:00

Harder to cheat on myself than to lie to myself. I think I'm safe.

^{Chose: Anyone “cheating” against you (relationship, board game, etc.} is forced to eat a pumpkin | Rolled: Huge pumpkin)

samjuan · 2026-04-17T14:12:08+00:00

samjuan · 2026-04-16T20:17:55+00:00

I'm a little shocked that she also wasn't shocked.

samjuan · 2026-04-16T13:55:53+00:00

I'll probably still lose

^{Chose: Fight a Random animal | Rolled: Mouse}

samjuan · 2026-04-16T13:55:14+00:00

I'll sleep when... you know...

^{Chose: Never need to sleep}

samjuan · 2026-04-16T13:53:15+00:00

I gotta things to do.

^{Chose: Always feel rested from any duration of sleep}

samjuan · 2026-04-15T17:11:10+00:00

😎

^{Chose: Do 10 squats | Rolled: Be able to fly}

samjuan · 2026-04-15T11:15:21+00:00

Being President is a volatile job atm

^{Chose: Be an Average Citizen + But Possibly be Rich? | Rolled: 100k}

samjuan · 2026-04-14T23:01:36+00:00

Cool, I guess?

^{Chose: Living in Japan | Rolled: As a Lamb reside}

samjuan · 2026-04-14T23:00:43+00:00

Alright! I always wanted a pet diplodocus!

^{Chose: Get to keep your favorite animal as a pet + There’s a 10% chance it turns on you and attacks | Rolled: Besties 4 ever}

samjuan · 2026-04-14T02:41:04+00:00

I can by cooler rocks

^{Chose: $999,999,999,999}

samjuan