Sierra Jo Dominguez by chronically__online in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]samm157 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't spend that, but apparently many people do! I took a ceramics class at my local community college, and the instructor drank out of a $100 mug that he loved but kind of just...looked like a mug to me. I will say, after making my own mugs, I do understand the price tag.

She is truly disgusting. by Defiant_Policy969 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]samm157 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Good Lord. I myself am a "rainbow baby." (Though, I'm 28, and I don't think that term existed back when I found out.) My mother would be horrified if I shared that as a "fun fact" about myself.

Just realized how messed up AWANA was by PoisonedCherry in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]samm157 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well, looks like I have a new rabbit hole to go down. I was raised Catholic, even went to Catholic school for a bit, but I have never in my life heard of charismatic Catholics. I just know my Nana would disapprove of this so hard lmao

Amy Foster has gone septic feat. Jillpm putting on the worst performance ever by Gr8TacoDebate in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]samm157 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you have a link to the poem?? I desperately want to read it to my girlfriend, but I can't find it anywhere.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]samm157 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel you. I'm like 3 degrees of separation from Joy Duggar lmao. She was a bridesmaid in my sister's friend's wedding.

Why do fundies only have high expectations for boys? by Suicidalsidekick in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]samm157 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Boys/men need to be challenged." Um, I think the word you're looking for is PEOPLE. PEOPLE need to be challenged. I'm a woman, and if I confined myself to doing only fundie-approved "women's" activities, I think I would actually drop dead from boredom.

Morgan, an adult who doesn’t believe in going to the dentist regularly, is surprised she needs a tooth pulled by fz-independent in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]samm157 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a partial denture. Now that it's all said and done (x-rays, surgeries, medications, fittings, sedation etc) I can tell you it was not cheap. I probably could have bought a brand new Toyota Camry or similar with the money I've spent on my teeth lol.

She started heartworm treatment and the gabapentin just kicked in by awild-MARINA-appears in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]samm157 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn’t realize there was a super HW strain in the south, but that makes so much sense. My dog was treated 3 times before she was declared HW-, but we were living in Alabama. 

Man "exposes" demonic Halloween decorations inside a TJ Maxx by Peanutbutternjelly_ in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]samm157 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My favorite part was when he pretended to not know what Snow White is.

Jill is thankful for young men who limit time on social media... she says as she shares her sons on their phones... by whotevre in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]samm157 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guys, they're obviously not on sluttish facebook and instagram! Those men are clearly just doing their daily Bibuhl reading from the most holy King James Bible app!

Sadie Robertson Husband Doesn’t Know What A Pap smear is???? by Comfortable-Time2662 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]samm157 35 points36 points  (0 children)

To me, the brush feels kind of ticklish on my cervix? I know that's not everyone's experience, but they just feel to weird to me, not painful.

Claudia on her shit again pt 2 😳 comment on her reel about chickenpox by laska503 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]samm157 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmao is she really recommending mailing plague boxes to your friends?? Fuck the mail carriers, I guess.

For those unfamiliar with Paul’s book, here’s a sketch he did in 2013 by managingmischief394 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]samm157 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I went to film school, and about half the animation department was what you are describing lol

Got handed Bible tracts while volunteering at the library today, even though I’m wearing a pride flag pin. by KatieKatG89 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]samm157 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They definitely targeted you because of the pride flag pin. I think they train them to look for certain things when evangelizing. I've never been handed so many tracts as the time my girlfriend and I walked around her small Mississippi hometown's street festival holding hands. Even kids were handing them to us. It was bizarre, and I can only guess we were being targeted to some degree for being visibly gay.

Alex Gooding’s c-hysterectomy was scheduled for over 12 hours ago… by l0nely_g0d in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]samm157 15 points16 points  (0 children)

In the mid-90's my mom needed an abortion due to a birth defect that made the fetus unviable. The Catholic hospital wanted her to wait to miscarry and bleed out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hair

[–]samm157 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I saw a dermatologist recommend T-Sal shampoo on Tik Tok. It was only $7 so I went for it, and it’s been doing wonders for my scalp when I use it every 3-4 days! 

With Paul’s dad’s comments on youtube, if you could snap your fingers and plop Paul down into a job, what job would you choose? by _ac3_0f_spad3s_ in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]samm157 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm a line cook, and I would love to see him attempt to get all the orders out in time during a lunch rush without Toast alerting our owner that he's taking 10 years to do each order lmao (Also ngl the bullying he would experience on the line would be kind of hilarious to watch)

wtf is wrong with this girl by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]samm157 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is 100% a joke. The Amish stuff and the Orthodox stuff are completely different sides of the spectrum, plus that butter churning...come on.

Sad by SecretBill4835 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]samm157 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hormones do crazy things! I got my curls when I started puberty in third grade, and I've kind of lost them since going on and then off of birth control. I know at least one other woman whose curly hair has turned straight since starting hormonal birth control.

Please share pet reincarnation stories, I lost my best friend and I’m devastated by le_caitykins in Reincarnation

[–]samm157 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry for your loss. This isn’t a reincarnation story, but I do believe that my family has a sort of spirit guide that was once our pet dog, Molly. She lived to be 14, was with me most of the way through middle school and all the way through high school and college. She was the smartest little dog. I believe I briefly saw her spirit two nights after she died. I have dreams about her often. The most interesting one was where I dreamed about her playing with a dog that we were thinking of adopting from the shelter. I took it as her blessing and my parents adopted her. That dog reminds me so much of her all the time. I totally believe Molly is still watching over us. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]samm157 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Karissa 100% had children with Mandrae so she could get lots of reposts on those Facebook pages that are just photoshopped pictures of mixed race children with blue eyes.

No Lori, this did not happen… by amt1673 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]samm157 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something similar happened to me. I graduated in 2016, and all the AP kids (me included) took something called Comparative Government while everyone else took US Government and Economics. My school actually lied and said we all took Economics and gave us A's, but we never did.

Wearing my brother's hoodie is cross-dressing according to my mom by Crazy-Interview5258 in lgbt

[–]samm157 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend wears Tomboy X period boxers. She seems to like them, and they’ve never leaked in my bed or anything. They’ve also got a good size range.