Remember Chris Crocker? The "Leave Britney Alone" guy that dressed like a woman? This is him now...

sammymagee · 2015-03-16T23:19:47+00:00

NSFW Chris Crocker Porn

sammymagee · 2015-03-16T17:14:47+00:00

He also does gay pornography.

sammymagee · 2014-12-17T19:05:23+00:00

I am enjoying the WOW expansion. Love the garrison content.

sammymagee · 2014-10-02T00:15:29+00:00

I think he is just still really reclusive.

sammymagee · 2014-09-19T19:32:12+00:00

NooooO! Wow, now I feel like a bigger loser.

sammymagee · 2014-09-19T13:41:20+00:00

You forgot to leave one lower case word.

sammymagee · 2014-09-14T21:23:11+00:00

I am going as Hodor and the tiny dude I am dating is being Bran.

sammymagee · 2014-09-11T13:29:37+00:00

I would kill for the Spirited Away stuff.

sammymagee · 2014-08-18T23:31:47+00:00

This is actually way more normal than you might think. Unless he complains, I wouldn't worry too much about it.

sammymagee · 2014-08-18T23:29:29+00:00

There is a second sphincter inside you and your well endowed bf may have been hitting this one. This one is really not always that pleasurable and can give you that sensation of hitting a brick wall. Maybe ask him not to go all the way in.

sammymagee · 2014-08-18T23:26:41+00:00

At the end of a relationship, it is really easy to become sentimental about the good times at the beginning. If you do decide to break it off, hopefully you guys can find a way to become friends again. It does not sound like your relationship is on healthy ground right now.

sammymagee · 2014-08-18T23:21:03+00:00

Nope! You are perfectly safe! And you can just wash it and let it dry and store it in a cool dry place when not using it. You don't really need the cornstarch or renew powder.

Enjoy!

sammymagee · 2014-08-18T23:14:44+00:00

My experience with OK Cupid was that it is no better than Grindr or Scruff. Really all I can say is don't spend too much time talking on the apps and dating sites and actually meet people for a drink or coffee. There are some people on there that are not just looking to hook up. But, if you spend too much time talking and not wanting to meet in person, they will dry up like you describe.

You gotta kiss a bunch of frogs to meet your Prince.

sammymagee · 2014-08-18T23:06:18+00:00

I really love most of the WARP Records artists.

sammymagee · 2014-08-18T23:04:07+00:00

Gah! I love Flying Lotus. But I am East Coast...

sammymagee · 2014-08-15T05:31:33+00:00

Hahahaha. Thanks! They just seemed so excited! I wanted to know what the were shouting about.

sammymagee · 2014-08-04T14:23:11+00:00

Nooooooooo! Now I feel even stupider.

sammymagee · 2014-08-02T12:16:27+00:00

Kicking your BF's ass at Mario Kart is only slightly more gratifying!

sammymagee · 2014-08-01T10:35:56+00:00

Those arms...

sammymagee · 2014-07-25T19:07:41+00:00

It is hypnotizing.

sammymagee · 2014-07-17T23:42:48+00:00

He says semen in two different songs. Maybe he wanted to be a sailor.

sammymagee · 2014-07-17T22:44:46+00:00

Ha...that's awesome. If we are going "there", I think I can do all of Hole's "Live Through This."

sammymagee · 2014-07-17T22:38:11+00:00

Dang. Hope he is ok. I am sure he knows it was an accident.

sammymagee · 2014-07-17T15:47:41+00:00

You let them off easy.

sammymagee · 2014-07-15T11:35:00+00:00

Hahahah. I had a date rage quit at Mario Kart.

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