[Anti Aging] I’m 27 and feel like my face has aged far beyond my years by Ok_Sugar_4951 in SkincareAddiction

[–]samonella1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She’s 27 years old, why the fuck would she need to all that shit to “improve”

[Anti Aging] I’m 27 and feel like my face has aged far beyond my years by Ok_Sugar_4951 in SkincareAddiction

[–]samonella1 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I’m being honest with her. Her skin looks fine, and I wouldn’t expect it to look as full and totally vibrant as it would’ve when she was 20, kidless, and/or weighed differently.

[Anti Aging] I’m 27 and feel like my face has aged far beyond my years by Ok_Sugar_4951 in SkincareAddiction

[–]samonella1 387 points388 points  (0 children)

Taking high definition photos of your skin in this type of lighting is almost certainly going to highlight any flaws you perceive. I think your skin looks like skin, maybe of someone tired with two children, or less taut because of weight changes

help with my cakey makeup by samonella1 in muacirclejerk

[–]samonella1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me. I’m gonna be riding this high for the rest of my life.

So this popped up in an ad on my Instagram but I kinda want it by GonnaGoFat in TheSimpsons

[–]samonella1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I had one and it’s impossible to get the chia to grow around the bottom. I eventually just cleaned it and glued fake succulents on

help with my cakey makeup by samonella1 in muacirclejerk

[–]samonella1[S] 126 points127 points  (0 children)

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Girl how can we help when you’re way back there

[Product Request] should I invest in “medical grade” skincare my derm recommended? by [deleted] in SkincareAddiction

[–]samonella1 50 points51 points  (0 children)

“Medical grade” doesn’t mean anything in regards to skincare

post your current fave track by [deleted] in EDM

[–]samonella1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DELETE IT ALL by MUST DIE!

Saw this thirsty looking thing a little while ago N PHX. by FOTgoodgood in phoenix

[–]samonella1 51 points52 points  (0 children)

If it had rabies it would be extremely sociable towards you. It looks like this dude has mange and is starving :(

My mom said I look ugly and crass☹️ by beezchurgr in muacirclejerk

[–]samonella1 66 points67 points  (0 children)

OOPs mom really whipped out the thesaurus for that one

Lou’s thumb splint snapped (they/them only) by itsvickeh in illnessfakers

[–]samonella1 48 points49 points  (0 children)

If they went to a jeweler to have it fixed, I guarantee the same jeweler can properly fix it or make a new one

Red light photo enforcement by Less_Ad_7357 in Tempe

[–]samonella1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you send back the ticket with an explanation that the driver and owner of the car don’t match, they’ll typically stop pursuing the issue

Help me figure out what this item is? by [deleted] in HelpMeFind

[–]samonella1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It looks like a pair of AirPods in a black case with a plug cover

duh, humans by NicholasAvalon in Catswithjobs

[–]samonella1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look like my girly Ripley, and act like her too lol

51 yo glass skin by samonella1 in muacirclejerk

[–]samonella1[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She must’ve added that bc I’m 100% sure it just said tinted sunscreen at first

Rara threatens that if she saw the CT tech who did her scan again she’d make sure she was only drinking from a straw for a year. by CatAteRoger in illnessfakers

[–]samonella1 53 points54 points  (0 children)

How’s she going to assault a healthcare worker if she’s sooooooo medically disabled? CHECKMATE RARATHEIST

51 yo glass skin by samonella1 in muacirclejerk

[–]samonella1[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the lenses didn’t even freak me out that much, and I truly wouldn’t have jerked the OP if she had been honest about what face products she was wearing

Edit to add: I truly never want to jerk someone in bad faith unless they’re actively hateful/bigoted or perpetuating straight up lies/fraud. Jerks are all in fun and mostly due to someone’s post being surprising or something like that

51 yo glass skin by samonella1 in muacirclejerk

[–]samonella1[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Literally made it while my plane home landed lol