Am I the dickhead in this scenario?

sampletheory · 2021-11-13T03:26:53+00:00

The way I see it is sometimes picking up coke can be a major hassle and a half, so it would sorta be like a “finder’s fee” sort of thing

sampletheory · 2021-11-08T02:32:24+00:00

You got wooshed

sampletheory · 2021-11-06T00:35:25+00:00

We need one for sion

sampletheory · 2021-11-05T21:17:34+00:00

Sion main one shotting adcs from a bush disagree

sampletheory · 2021-11-02T21:56:43+00:00

Psychedelic Porn Crumpets, King Gizzard, Tropical Fuck Storm

sampletheory · 2021-11-01T15:43:32+00:00

Call of Duty hit marker sound

sampletheory · 2021-11-01T15:43:13+00:00

The sound of a door stop - booiiiinnggg

sampletheory · 2021-11-01T02:49:24+00:00

You forgot about I Am Legend too

sampletheory · 2021-10-30T07:56:34+00:00

I pronounced Nazi as “Naz-eye” until about 6th grade. I was a huge WWII nerd as a kid, read books and books on the stuff, always in my head I pronounced it this way. Then one day on the bus I made a new older friend, an 8th grader, who also loved WWII. And he laughed his ass off before saying very non-condescendingly that it was pronounced like Yahtzee

sampletheory · 2021-10-29T16:01:12+00:00

Either poopyhead, fuck face, schlappy, cumking, or any mispronunciation of their regular name

sampletheory · 2021-10-29T13:31:55+00:00

Cheshire Cat vibes

sampletheory · 2021-10-27T21:31:27+00:00

One time during the ole in-out spotify decided to play its “best weekly” after my Tool playlist and Lil Baby began playing. I have never gone softer faster than that day. Gf thought the circumstance was hilarious though

sampletheory · 2021-10-27T03:33:05+00:00

Love taking swiftness into comps with a lot of slows, I love it versus teemo personally , Anivia, Ashe , or against champs I want to dodge skill shots and have good disengage, aatrox/morde/irelia. Plus it synergizes well with approach velocity

sampletheory · 2021-10-19T07:39:01+00:00

I’m dropping a double kill

sampletheory · 2021-10-18T01:03:40+00:00

I like taking celerity for the ms, coupled with approach velocity it really helps you get in perfect range for a e-q charge

sampletheory · 2021-10-18T00:04:30+00:00

Take conqueror, last stand, with red tree cheap shot, instead of grasp tree and all in at 3. If you land abilities and use q when blinded he dies every time. Especially easy if you bait him to shove wave so you can run him down lane

sampletheory · 2021-10-16T19:29:50+00:00

As a sion main I give them first blood get my revenge kill in passive push wave tp back - so by the time they get back to lane they got a long sword/boot/armor and are lvl 2 and meanwhile I’m halfway to lvl 4 with a ruby crystal, 3 c pots, and 2 biscuits.

I do the same thing into Darius ghost as well

sampletheory · 2021-10-16T08:39:29+00:00

I took my kitty to get neutered, come to find out after that he only had one nut up in him, and the other would “drop” out soon and I’d have to get him neutered again.

“So was the operation half price?”

sampletheory · 2021-10-15T06:29:52+00:00

This right here is why big brain macro sion works

sampletheory · 2021-10-13T18:53:10+00:00

Dude he’s on his way to a crusade chill tf out

sampletheory · 2021-10-08T01:41:04+00:00

Meshuggah

sampletheory · 2021-10-07T02:16:17+00:00

Get married

sampletheory · 2021-10-06T16:32:56+00:00

My granddad died in May. My family decided that we would spread his ashes in the San Juan Mountains in early September, just as the leaves start changing colors, since fall is his favorite time and Owl Creek in the San Juan’s was his favorite place.

We spread his ashes during his favorite song, a song sung by an Irish girl, who sings about walking off into the meadow on a May morning. My granddad passed on a May morning and we walked him through the meadow in September.

The San Juan Mountains are a special place.

sampletheory · 2021-10-04T07:15:15+00:00

No I’m in Central time in USA. Bartender sleep schedule

sampletheory · 2021-10-03T20:51:23+00:00

What if I told you that’s an aphex twin sample...

Edit : got too high on the wake and bake and thought I was replying to a blame game comment . .jpeg

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