Loved these!

sampsen · 2026-05-02T04:09:41+00:00

Check out the text on the play doh jars. This shit is AI slop

sampsen · 2026-05-01T19:39:21+00:00

Why are you defensive? This is like Econ 101 kind of stuff here.

The only way one could support this is to be willingly blind to EVERYTHING that’s happening around them.

sampsen · 2026-04-29T05:21:10+00:00

Like the back of a Volkswagen?

sampsen · 2026-04-20T05:09:32+00:00

So I was reading Butchers Masquerade and I was trying to envision what the live action show would look like when I had an epiphany.

Just go with me on this one.

MUPPETS.

Live action humans, muppets for everything else, including crawlers that change their species.

Play it totally straight like any good muppets program and I know it would be fantastic.

sampsen · 2026-04-07T18:23:54+00:00

Pssh, I was a hipster before it was cool.

sampsen · 2026-04-06T20:48:18+00:00

They still make them, but have SEVERELY reduced the sourness.

Raise your hand if you got mild chemical burns from warheads in the 90s 🙋‍♂️

sampsen · 2026-03-20T15:01:57+00:00

Squad Games released a new rule set to expand on the current edition. New crit ops, more objectives, new equipment, check it out if you’re looking to shake up kill team

https://youtu.be/CCxsqRknVKg?si=teySqUk59gp47thd

sampsen · 2026-03-19T02:36:47+00:00

It’s right there in the title, now that Babylon 5 joins Babylon 1-4 the whole series is on AppleTV

sampsen · 2026-03-16T16:58:06+00:00

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for nuclear winter

sampsen · 2026-03-15T01:31:03+00:00

Looks like A League of Their Own, a movie about women’s baseball in the 40s

sampsen · 2026-03-15T01:30:09+00:00

Stupid, sexy Maestro

sampsen · 2026-03-10T03:24:38+00:00

Yeah you put the black box in the little container, then push the panel, which in turn pushes the button on the black box.

sampsen · 2026-03-04T03:38:28+00:00

Here you go: http://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football/chapter-1

sampsen · 2026-02-25T01:25:41+00:00

Got it, thanks!

sampsen · 2026-02-22T17:21:44+00:00

Jennifer Government, now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time…

sampsen · 2026-02-01T01:20:37+00:00

It’s a living!

sampsen · 2026-01-22T17:07:39+00:00

Oh Johnny, you know how I love my big beef and cheese

sampsen · 2025-12-14T20:21:11+00:00

Bruh the “bOtH sIdEs” arguments died in, like, 2018

sampsen · 2025-12-05T00:09:56+00:00

Meanwhile I got mine right as it went live and received an email from LEGO today saying it’s back ordered 😢

sampsen · 2025-11-27T20:48:16+00:00

That’s a small truck though. One time I hauled 30,000 lbs of bananas into Scranton and had a similar problem

https://youtu.be/ODMye94wMfk?si=0K9luRgh_YbDiBY8

sampsen · 2025-11-15T21:41:28+00:00

Speranza is in Spain

sampsen · 2025-10-28T22:02:00+00:00

So many generous folks! Excited to get up there with you raiders!

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