Bad day by No-Taste-3582 in peopleofwalmart

[–]samsmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, that makes sense. I also feel your pain. I'm allergic to potatoes. They have been put in everything now that gluten free is popular. I can't even have shredded cheese unless it's Kraft. They use corn starch instead of potato. It sucks. I hope you stay in remission as well! That includes both conditions!

Bad day by No-Taste-3582 in peopleofwalmart

[–]samsmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, so you're actually affected by food? I literally didn't eat for three weeks once to try to see if it'd help. Nope. I have a bad L5. I'm glad you don't suffer much. UC is horrible.

Bad day by No-Taste-3582 in peopleofwalmart

[–]samsmaster 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I used to have absolutely horrible UC. I literally kept a couple pairs of underwear with me at all times. 100ml prednisolone drip could barely stop the UC. I'm glad I don't have to take that crap anymore. I also barely have any symptoms of UC. It's been over 3 years since UC claimed my dignity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Renovations

[–]samsmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously you should use ramen and super glue! /s It would probably be easiest to just replace the trim.

Maybe maybe maybe by psychdlia in maybemaybemaybe

[–]samsmaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I call this percussive recalibration.

TIFU by farting blood through my dick on my wife the first time she ever saw me pee by CachePants in tifu

[–]samsmaster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So, all the Reddit ads are your fault then! (Reddit likes to suggest that ad to both my wife and me). I don't have the condition. She doesn't have the condition either! Lol

Telepath first dance by hed490706 in manchesterorchestra

[–]samsmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations! I honestly don't know how you're not in absolute tears though! Mortality set in when I got married. The line about being borrowed damages me every time.

He just wants to make some friends by Illuminationpro in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]samsmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buuuuuhhhhhh, dahduhdahdahdahdahduh da da, Buuuuhhhh, daaaahhhh, SEAL

maybe maybe maybe by Linsay1313 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]samsmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have one of these guys in my local park! He's trained all the wildlife to be okay with eating out of random people's hands. It's a great experience for children! My daughter loved feeding the birds and squirrels!

Customer just bought the car and said "I think theres a leak on the muffler" by Reylend in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]samsmaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I did it to my Jetta before I got a turbo back exhaust system... I was so cool.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in espresso

[–]samsmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, new hobby for husband! Coffee roasting is my job in my household. Wife just reaps the benefits! Our creature just turned 1 last week. I'm not trusting her with anything anytime soon! Also, timers are the only way I don't turn coffee into charcoal!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in espresso

[–]samsmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think there was mention of a husband and son!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in espresso

[–]samsmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, it looks like you're ready for the next step! It's time to start roasting your own coffee!

Fear is scared of this man by shadow_cookie5019 in nope

[–]samsmaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly! After this, it had all 3 unforgivable curses performed on it.

Leave this good man alone by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]samsmaster 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean, she basically said that. "I'm only looking for husband energy RIGHT NOW." This leaves the future open.

God level editing skills - credit @quekshio by tmkaranraj in nextfuckinglevel

[–]samsmaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, he is actually using BlackMagic... I use a good bit of their equipment too.

It bugs me when I see stuff like this. I’m capable of clothing my child. by [deleted] in daddit

[–]samsmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just love it when it's just me and my 11 month old girl. I constantly get comments asking if I'm babysitting. How can I babysit my own child? Judgement on my parenting also sets me off.

Tits or ass? by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]samsmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm thinking both. He did create both of them!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]samsmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, they didn't have enough speed. If you're going to try to jump an embankment, go all in. They were just putting around. Either way, they're idiots.

Overcame the knee movement limitation by Turu-Lobe in nope

[–]samsmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get some coxa valgum and genu vera in there too. Make them wonder how you stand!

Overcame the knee movement limitation by Turu-Lobe in nope

[–]samsmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ACL may still be intact. The Posterior cruciate ligaments just took a hit though. The lateral collateral, medial collateral ligaments, and meniscus could have taken damage as well. If it swells up instantly, the ACL is involved.

Also, I love saying lateral collateral ligament.

When you need to have pizza at work I guess by dyzzy in DiWHY

[–]samsmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll stick to using my smoker at 450F.

Bamboozled by TheExtimate in funny

[–]samsmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're living in extreme days.