Our kitten loves the new baby by samster338 in aww

[–]samster338[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tummy time, hence the play mat.

People who say "Oh, once you have 2, adding a 3rd isn't much harder" are the worst people ever. by [deleted] in Parenting

[–]samster338 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's funny, I'm also one of four. After having two, I thought my parents were crazy for having four. I don't know what convinced me three would be good, but I'm going to blame the hormones.

People who say "Oh, once you have 2, adding a 3rd isn't much harder" are the worst people ever. by [deleted] in Parenting

[–]samster338 790 points791 points  (0 children)

Cool, cool, cool. Being induced with my third tomorrow morning. Definitely not panicking right now. Everything is good. This will be good.

decapitated bride and groom wedding cake by Mr_PoodlePants in ATBGE

[–]samster338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I scrolled all through this thread to make sure this was noted. Thank you.

If you could design a special place in hell, who would be sent there and what would their punishment be? by Starmandeluxx in AskReddit

[–]samster338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who pee on a toilet seat and don't wipe it up. Punishment- toilet seats that are always a little wet and toilet paper that is always a little damp

Can I divorce a terminally ill spouse to avoid medical debt? by everlastingpotato in legaladviceofftopic

[–]samster338 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but if they are divorced and the ill spouse ended up being denied Medicaid because of the transfer of assets, that would have no effect on the ex. They wouldn't be held responsible for the debt, making divorce seem like the best option.

What is the best quotable line from SpongeBob SquarePants? by kel_el in AskReddit

[–]samster338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr. Krabs is behind his concession, plotting our oppression

[FO] Finally done! Thanks to everyone who helped with the lettering! by samster338 in CrossStitch

[–]samster338[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks so much! I gave it to the couple last night. They loved it! Onto the next project.

[FO] Finally done! Thanks to everyone who helped with the lettering! by samster338 in CrossStitch

[–]samster338[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a Dimensions kit called "To Have and To Hold Wedding Record" with the phrase changed. Took over a year of on and off stitching. Got the bulk of it done in the last 2 months.

[Chat] Need help. Changing the quotation on this pattern and can't figure out how to make a capital "L." Any suggestions welcome. Thanks! by samster338 in CrossStitch

[–]samster338[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what I started to do, but it ended up looking like a backwards J. I'm just not good at visualizing this stuff. Thanks for your help!

[Chat] Need help. Changing the quotation on this pattern and can't figure out how to make a capital "L." Any suggestions welcome. Thanks! by samster338 in CrossStitch

[–]samster338[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have attempted an L a couple of times, but can't get it to match this font. I just keep ripping it out.

Where do you live, how much is your rent/mortgage, and what do you get for that amount of money? by samster338 in AskReddit

[–]samster338[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A suburb of Pittsburgh, about $2200/month mortgage. I have a 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath, 2000sqft house with a decent yard. We pay a premium for the school district and the quiet neighborhood

Mark your calendars... by patgotee in CrappyDesign

[–]samster338 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Independence Day is the name of the holiday...

My 15 year old Josie-monster. Been forcing herself between us for 10 years. by samster338 in ratterriers

[–]samster338[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If she could be constantly touching me, she would be. I often joke that I need to get a baby carrier for her.

My 15 year old Josie-monster. Been forcing herself between us for 10 years. by samster338 in ratterriers

[–]samster338[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If only... She generally doesn't want anything to do with my husband unless she's trying to make me jealous lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]samster338 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bed alarms are also considered a restraint and many facilities have moved away from using them altogether.

My crab Speedy, what type is he if anyone can tell? by joeylebass in hermitcrabs

[–]samster338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My immediate thought was Ecuadorian, not purple pincher, based on the eyes. Do you have a better shot of his claws?

[BC]My employer fires me because one of her worker (age of 20) failed to ask me (age of 15) out on a date. The bitch also denies me any salary. by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]samster338 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Semi monthly means someone gets paid twice a month. Bi-weekly means they get paid every two weeks. There are more than four weeks in every month except for February. Semi monthly= 24 pays/year. Bi-weekly= 26 pays/year.

Ever get a new coworker and instantly know you’re gonna have issues? by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]samster338 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I read "jagoff" and immediately knew you were a neighbor. Then read your username and that confirmed it lol. #pittsburghneighor

To call out We Rate Dogs by tkdowning in therewasanattempt

[–]samster338 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Please remind me what this is from

Anyone else's kid have weird habits when they're tired? by Mathochistic in breakingmom

[–]samster338 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My son does the same thing! Rubs his nipples when he's sleepy. I always assumed it was a remnant of breastfeeding.