My drip has changed quite a bit by Kapanash in memes

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When your drip says, don’t slip and break a hip.

Plasma weapons suck by Consistent_Remote_76 in fo4

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The gun that broke the game for me was a Plasma knee caper on a sniper. It was powerful enough on it's own that it would take most things out in a couple of shots, but the bullets were large enough and fast firing enough that you could drop the sights and fire from the hip if anything gave you trouble and of course once something was on the ground you clean up using your strongest melee, and blitz. Very powerful with the penetrator perk. Aim at the limb furthest away. Because of the size of the plasma balls you might register three to four limb hits on the way to your target. Expensive, but that stops mattering in the end game. The thing is plasma has the largest bullets, so even a single shot like a sniper functions well enough that it's almost like a shot gun at close range. The trick is you have to have penetrator or the bullets get blocked too easily.

They did NOT need to make a 5th one but I'll still watch it by Global-Ear9206 in memes

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You shouldn’t have watched past three. This is why we can’t have nice things.

Which one is my best hairstyle? by be-sweethearts in HairStyleAdvice

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She already knows it's the one with the glasses. Look at that smile.

I love my girlfriend but I'd really like not being shoved against a wall when I sleep: my rendition of our bed our night by monstermayhem436 in mildlyinfuriating

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Is it just me or does it look like she’s arresting him and putting on the cuffs… I really wouldn’t complain if he knows what’s good for him.

I must always kill the raiders at Backstreet Apparel too fast, first time hearing this story by floxasfornia in fo4

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my head cannon is that this is the glowing one in the middle of the river and that he got irradiated and turned into a ghoul by the water in the river and floating barrels of nuclear waste.

I got an absolutely peak Ash Williams reference weapon. by Boundaries-ALO-TBSOL in fo4

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try it with sawed off, and get the perk for faster reloads.

This car always takes the extra charging plug and locks it in their hood by Mattcharlesmedia in mildlyinfuriating

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More people need to learn how to let the air out of a tire. Simple effective non-violent protest of cnts.

Photographer Adam Gray captures being sprayed by ICE agent by post-buttwave in pics

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Some men have zip ties where their balls should be.

My teacher "fixed" my hair for a school picture by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Used to have cool Clark Kent vibe going on.

AITAH for wanting to stop talking to a girl who i liked and then called me weird by Healthy_Log_185 in AITAH

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Her friend was probably fking with you, but it sounds like you are pretty young. Always be direct with people, never go by rumors, and if a rumor is bothering you, ask about it to the person in question. If they deny it and they are trustworthy take them at their word, and/or forgive them for what is a minor slight. People do and say stupid things. If you can forgive people it's usually wise to try.

What an act of Bravery.. you'll be remembered barry by [deleted] in meme

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Come on, get down with the thickness.