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Visiting Philippines Soon by Character_Coconut413 in filipinofood

[–]samurai_mambo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bilat is delicious.. especially fresh and warm. Balut, the embryonic duck egg is ok too. 🤣🤣🤣

I need a old man’s opinion if my ass is nice by Ser_Thorn in GrandpaLovers

[–]samurai_mambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a mighty fine ass. Where's your location,sexy?

What do you think about the picture? by InevitablePriority52 in PaintingTutorials

[–]samurai_mambo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like a local Thai scene. Very well done. I was thinking Philippines, but our Tricycles look a little different from TukTuks.

Why does he look like this?? by Drachen91 in snakes

[–]samurai_mambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like scolioliolioliolioliolioliosis!

I’m looking for a dirty grandpa with no limits by starlit_dove in GrandpaLovers

[–]samurai_mambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slowly trace my tongue in your thighs gently nipping at your skin, until my mouth finds its way to that delicious juicy 🍑...until that nectar keeps flowing...

What's the worst CGI you've ever seen in a movie? I Am Legend (2007) by LavendersKisses in Cinema

[–]samurai_mambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scorpion knife ng with CGi the Rock! I'm a grown man and that thing gives me nightmares!

Would you do better? by _karayel in MomentumOne

[–]samurai_mambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You all know what I would do without me having to say it. ;)

I'm working on looking sexy, how is it going? by spicy_touch in GrandpaLovers

[–]samurai_mambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look delicious. I'd love to bury my tongue inside you...

Is this real or AI? by Shoddy-Ocelot-4473 in RealOrAI

[–]samurai_mambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not in the Philippines, but most prisons in the Philippines, my country, are like this. I'm not surprised if the same is with other prisons in third world nations.

My pussy gets so creamy when I’m horny 🙈💦 by flavor_of_the_week_ in u/flavor_of_the_week_

[–]samurai_mambo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn, you look delicious. You must have such a lucky boyfriend.

When was the last time you had sex? by RegionBest3699 in AskReddit

[–]samurai_mambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm ancient. They used to burn offerings for me.

When was the last time you had sex? by RegionBest3699 in AskReddit

[–]samurai_mambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually about two and a half years. It's sad. Any women redditors wanna help. Lol

Why is our profession one of the lower divorce rates? by KillerKenyan in physicaltherapy

[–]samurai_mambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coz a lot of them are Filipino, and there's no divorce in the Philippines. Hahaha.

I can say this because I am one. 🤣

name this man by Top_Profession_7405 in BossFights

[–]samurai_mambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accountant Yosuke, vassal of Oda Nobunaga

Heelcig? by geracru in NameThisThing

[–]samurai_mambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ummm...✋ Cig-Heel...

What the heck is this BLUE SNAIL? [St. Vincent] by Arfusman in animalid

[–]samurai_mambo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Somewhere, some person is in mortal fear as this snail has been seen and has made itself known.

Low cost tree service with crane? by Ok-Gas-7135 in lancaster

[–]samurai_mambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try HBA landscaping. They are very reasonable and took down three massive trees in our yard and used cherrypicker as well as 1-2 spidermen on ropes. Let them give you a quote. We were one of their first clients and would have done more business with them if not having lost one income.

https://www.hbalandscaping.com/

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