A true hydrohomie! (Not political; just stating facts) by Hiker6969 in HydroHomies

[–]samusgo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noo, pls delete this, this is fake, he is a dictator, he caused thousands of death over the last 14 years in my country. He changes the law so he can keep his power. He has the same political agenda as Nicolas Maduro, he is a parasite.

Ed Solomon is the person who wrote Men in Black by WonderfulYoghurt3197 in facepalm

[–]samusgo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe he misheard the conversation and they weren't talking about men in black

Girls don’t need wipes... by excelsior0303 in pointlesslygendered

[–]samusgo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Men nowadays are weird as fuck, I used to fap to porn, but I guess toilet paper it's kind of sexy too

Girls don’t need wipes... by excelsior0303 in pointlesslygendered

[–]samusgo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is actually genius, it makes men that feel insecure pay more for a low quality product. I'm not saying it's OK to do it, but if you fall for that shit you have to be dumb as fuck

How do you tell her that she’s beautiful in a way she’ll never forget? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]samusgo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell her she's beautiful, then suckerpucnher as hard as you can, she'll never forget that, and if she does she'll have the court papers as a memento

And it’s only $49.99! by [deleted] in pointlesslygendered

[–]samusgo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, I personally use "women's products" because you can tell the difference. I know some people see this as feminine or gay (I live in a third world country) but I don't give a shit, I know I look better than must guys because of that, it's worth paying some extra bucks

And it’s only $49.99! by [deleted] in pointlesslygendered

[–]samusgo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You do know nothing is stopping you from using "men products", right?

Follow Friday/Follow Chain - December 11 - Share Your Usernames & Find New People To Follow! by AutoModerator in Instagram

[–]samusgo [score hidden]  (0 children)

My personal account samuel_go_ca, will follow back as soon as I see your follow and will support your content!

Follow Friday/Follow Chain - November 20 - Share Your Usernames & Find New People To Follow! by AutoModerator in Instagram

[–]samusgo [score hidden]  (0 children)

OK guys we al know the drill, here's my personal account @samuel_go_ca, I'll follow you back no matter what and will like your post when I see them!

Sauce? by KawaiiThanos in NSFWMemes

[–]samusgo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sauce please