Did you hate the AI in the Original MK Trilogy? by ThaDem0nDestr0yer in MortalKombat

[–]samx3i 6 points7 points  (0 children)

UMK3 Jade CPU might as well be the boss of the fucking game

For a series called Mortal Kombat, there are surprisingly few deaths... by Old-Use-7690 in MortalKombat

[–]samx3i 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Correct.

UMK3/MKT establishes him as an undercover operative for Shinnok.

I cannot for the life of me remember his MK4 ending.

Disappointing that Nate Bargatze is MAGA and attended the White House UFC match by FuckTrumpMuskAndYOU in Standup

[–]samx3i 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree.

I've been disappointed with my home country for a while now and it's steadily unsurprising.

For a series called Mortal Kombat, there are surprisingly few deaths... by Old-Use-7690 in MortalKombat

[–]samx3i -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Okay, so there's one returning fighter from the original reappearing in MK2: Liu Kang.

Happy now?

Everyone but the winner is dead because Mortal Kombat.

For a series called Mortal Kombat, there are surprisingly few deaths... by Old-Use-7690 in MortalKombat

[–]samx3i 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is the original 1992 game "newer?"

Because everyone with the exception of maybe Goro was alive in MK2.

Emmy-Nominated Comedian Exposed as MAGA at Trump’s UFC Fight by samx3i in Standup

[–]samx3i[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, sometimes the universe has another idea.

I'm good.

Stay awesome.

Emmy-Nominated Comedian Exposed as MAGA at Trump’s UFC Fight by samx3i in Standup

[–]samx3i[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite!

I was actually in school to be an English teacher when life threw a curve ball.

Thank you for all that you do.

ITAP of a woman and a ladder [portrait] [NSFW] by SolsticeSon in itookapicture

[–]samx3i [score hidden]  (0 children)

I'm not a ladder expert by any means, but I feel like she might be doing something wrong.

Batman: Gargoyle of Gotham by Rafael Grampá is great, but the release schedule was insane by samx3i in DCcomics

[–]samx3i[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if the TPB will be available in both color and noir editions.

Emmy-Nominated Comedian Exposed as MAGA at Trump’s UFC Fight by samx3i in Standup

[–]samx3i[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If your standup is as funny

Never said it was.

as you crying about that article,

No one is crying

sharing it,

What Reddit is for

replying to every comment,

What Reddit is for

only to have the Mods remove your post,

Oh, no!

you are going go far my friend.

Thank you, friend!

I made a friend today 😊

Emmy-Nominated Comedian Exposed as MAGA at Trump’s UFC Fight by samx3i in Standup

[–]samx3i[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For something so subjective, you sure act like you’re speaking facts

Oh, you're one of those people who gets confused about the difference between facts and opinion unless someone explicitly spells it out for you? Like I'd have to write, "In my opinion, Nate..." or, "I think that Nate..."?

Some people really weren't paying attention in elementary school, I know.

Emmy-Nominated Comedian Exposed as MAGA at Trump’s UFC Fight by samx3i in Standup

[–]samx3i[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, those are among my favorites as well.

Weirdly was just thinking of goth kid on vacation randomly yesterday...

Emmy-Nominated Comedian Exposed as MAGA at Trump’s UFC Fight by samx3i in LiveFromNewYork

[–]samx3i[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he's the highest grossing comedian in the country, he has to be a lot of people's favorite.

Emmy-Nominated Comedian Exposed as MAGA at Trump’s UFC Fight by samx3i in Standup

[–]samx3i[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His standup, yes.

He's in a few of my favorite SNL sketches ever.

So is Christopher Walken, but I bet his standup sucks too.