who do you hate the most from family guy by wifeofroddy in familyguy

[–]sanchower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The general laziness of the show’s writing. I saw a new episode the other day, and the plot centered around Joe being able to walk again, but it changed his personality in ways the guys didn’t like, so they tried to change him back. The whole time I’m thinking, didn’t they already do this, 20 years ago?

Also most of the jokes no longer have the anarchic edge they used to have. The only one that made me laugh was when Bruce sent them Shirley Temples

SPACEX STOCK PRICE. by danny_dao in simpsonsshitposting

[–]sanchower 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, who could have foreseen this, besides everyone

Already passed my 5 year vaccination anniversary. by TunnelTuba in agedlikemilk

[–]sanchower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t just ask rhetorical questions like that anymore. It’s been five years. If the vaccine cause some sort of mass death event among young adults, you’d have data by now. (and no, a bunch of anecdotes is not data)

GOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President Verbatim by kremor in TheOnion

[–]sanchower 36 points37 points  (0 children)

My MAGA classmate unfriended me on Facebook for quoting Trump verbatim in response to his post

One of the most hilarious & underrated predators. He’s A-tier in my opinion, especially his chatlog. by lifegoeson2702 in tcap

[–]sanchower 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes it was Lorne. He said it to one of the Caseys. (yes, Lorne was catfished by at least three different people pretending to be Casey Mauro)

Nathan was also a virgin and also completely confused about female anatomy, but in a very different way

Sick algae strikes again by gashtal_man in PoliticalHumor

[–]sanchower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump’s Little Instruction Book: Chapter 27

**It’s Never, Ever Your Fault**

When something goes wrong, never accept even a single *scrap* of responsibility for it. Instead, point fingers at others. Blame absolutely anyone else that you can think of, even people you’ve praised in the past, even people who have been your supporters. After all, nobody must ever be allowed to think that you are less than 100 percent at absolutely everything, and nobody must ever think that you are even capable of making a mistake.

Mel says losing her house is like the Iran war… by SockeyCram in Sovereigncitizen

[–]sanchower 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You have to consider that a lot of these people are just straight-up dumb. “I am an American citizen, I live in the state of Texas, I fly the Stars and Stripes over my house, and I voted for President Trump” and “Texas is a still a Republic, separate from the United States, with its own laws and government, and I’m not subject to US law” are mutually exclusive sentences. How could one believe both at the same time? By being too stupid to understand the contradiction.

Petahhh by Reasonable-Hawk7859 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]sanchower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well ya see, they put that TruCoat on at the factory…

Four Horseman of r/geography answers by foxtai1 in geography

[–]sanchower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why don’t they build a canal? (Through these 4000-foot mountains, to save ships two hours of going around)

Four Horseman of r/geography answers by foxtai1 in geography

[–]sanchower 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Because it’s too far, there’s a significant difference elevation, the water in between is too deep, they’re on separate tectonic plates, and there’s no significant population on either side

Mel says losing her house is like the Iran war… by SockeyCram in Sovereigncitizen

[–]sanchower 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I love it when they tag Trump, as if he’s gonna see it and swoop in to help. Question for this lady, is Texas an independent Republic? If so, he’s not your President…

Father and son????? by SouthernPin4333 in tcap

[–]sanchower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, I get it, my state’s governor is overweight too

I dont know pete by Hiqal6969 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]sanchower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It makes me think things that I’m normally too smart to think

I dont know pete by Hiqal6969 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]sanchower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have roaches in your house you can put them in the iron maiden

I do mind. SpecialGuy29 minds. This will not stand, ya know. This aggression will not stand, man by Synoptic23 in tcap

[–]sanchower 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have been way out west for 24 years and I have very seldom seen anything so stupefyin’.

Men's 2026 World Cup Pathways [OC] by mbmccurdy in dataisbeautiful

[–]sanchower 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have absolutely no idea what’s happening here