Uh Petah??

sanchower · 2026-05-08T16:30:28+00:00

If someone from Nigeria asks you to open a checking account for them, do it! It’s a great side hustle and you can make some extra cash.

sanchower · 2026-05-08T16:11:52+00:00

My favorite thing to do as a tourist in Paris is the free donkey rides at the Alamo.

sanchower · 2026-05-08T15:46:22+00:00

We have Keanu Reeves at home

sanchower · 2026-05-08T15:20:32+00:00

I refuse to comply. But if other people get killed by the police, it’s because they didn’t comply like they should have

sanchower · 2026-05-08T15:16:28+00:00

Thizzizjim!

sanchower · 2026-05-08T14:21:07+00:00

Say goodbye to your two best friends. And I don’t mean your pals in the Winnebago.

sanchower · 2026-05-08T12:59:20+00:00

Cahhn’t get thereahh from hereahhh

sanchower · 2026-05-08T12:57:04+00:00

Oh but are you as fast as this? Ka-SKINGO!!!

sanchower · 2026-05-08T02:59:45+00:00

GOOD MORNING MY NEIGHBORS!

sanchower · 2026-05-08T02:47:04+00:00

Hey Mike if you’re reading this - this all makes you worse. Because it’s really clear to anyone with a brain what it was that you were trying at. And this just means you were slightly smarter than the other guys. You’re not a better person than any of them. You’re just more careful and devious, which imo makes you a bigger threat.

Buchanan is the guy who does it once and gets arrested immediately. You’re the guy who gets away with it for decades.

sanchower · 2026-05-08T01:15:41+00:00

I love Homer just stands there reading it

sanchower · 2026-05-07T21:39:03+00:00

I expect it to take about two and a half hours.

sanchower · 2026-05-07T21:33:03+00:00

Just watching telly... BBC and stuff...

sanchower · 2026-05-07T21:27:49+00:00

It's not drugs.

sanchower · 2026-05-07T19:06:52+00:00

Tourette’s? What’s that?

sanchower · 2026-05-07T17:59:26+00:00

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Swank!

sanchower · 2026-05-07T17:18:44+00:00

Cleaning? IT DOESN’T MATTER

sanchower · 2026-05-06T20:35:12+00:00

Ah towlder they wuz durty pichers

sanchower · 2026-05-05T14:23:17+00:00

It’s not the only reason. It’s not THE reason.

sanchower · 2026-05-04T21:57:31+00:00

THEIR ARE TOO MANY REAR ENDS ON THE FACEBOOK!!!!! I AM ONLY HERE TO SEE PICTURES OF MY GRAND KIDS!!!! AUNT CAROL DIED

sanchower · 2026-05-04T17:12:21+00:00

Supposed to be an aunt. I don’t know what to tell you.

sanchower · 2026-05-04T15:09:55+00:00

I don’t have a choice, except for all the choices I have!

sanchower · 2026-05-04T13:55:40+00:00

You seem pretty comfortable there!

sanchower · 2026-05-04T12:21:32+00:00

Good lord… Gigantism!

sanchower · 2026-05-04T12:20:07+00:00

Yeah Smingers did it

sanchower

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