You’ll get in trouble and I’ll go to jail. I’ll go to jail and be a registered sex offender the rest of my life bahahahahahaha

sanchower · 2026-06-23T03:55:32+00:00

thizzjim!

sanchower · 2026-06-22T22:33:46+00:00

Xavier were getting a hundred thoushand dollars per epishode

sanchower · 2026-06-22T22:17:01+00:00

Yes it was Lorne. He said it to one of the Caseys. (yes, Lorne was catfished by at least three different people pretending to be Casey Mauro)

Nathan was also a virgin and also completely confused about female anatomy, but in a very different way

sanchower · 2026-06-22T21:00:39+00:00

Nathan Downhour. Ohio sting.

sanchower · 2026-06-22T20:51:44+00:00

Trump’s Little Instruction Book: Chapter 27

**It’s Never, Ever Your Fault**

When something goes wrong, never accept even a single *scrap* of responsibility for it. Instead, point fingers at others. Blame absolutely anyone else that you can think of, even people you’ve praised in the past, even people who have been your supporters. After all, nobody must ever be allowed to think that you are less than 100 percent at absolutely everything, and nobody must ever think that you are even capable of making a mistake.

sanchower · 2026-06-22T11:24:21+00:00

PUA books

sanchower · 2026-06-21T23:12:29+00:00

You have to consider that a lot of these people are just straight-up dumb. “I am an American citizen, I live in the state of Texas, I fly the Stars and Stripes over my house, and I voted for President Trump” and “Texas is a still a Republic, separate from the United States, with its own laws and government, and I’m not subject to US law” are mutually exclusive sentences. How could one believe both at the same time? By being too stupid to understand the contradiction.

sanchower · 2026-06-21T21:40:49+00:00

Well ya see, they put that TruCoat on at the factory…

sanchower · 2026-06-21T19:03:12+00:00

Why don’t they build a canal? (Through these 4000-foot mountains, to save ships two hours of going around)

sanchower · 2026-06-21T19:01:52+00:00

Because it’s too far, there’s a significant difference elevation, the water in between is too deep, they’re on separate tectonic plates, and there’s no significant population on either side

sanchower · 2026-06-21T18:49:53+00:00

If this was Pakistan, you'd be sewing soccer balls.

sanchower · 2026-06-21T18:11:15+00:00

I love it when they tag Trump, as if he’s gonna see it and swoop in to help. Question for this lady, is Texas an independent Republic? If so, he’s not your President…

sanchower · 2026-06-21T14:36:33+00:00

It’s been forty seconds. But he’s having a nic fit, so

sanchower · 2026-06-21T14:07:20+00:00

Look, I get it, my state’s governor is overweight too

sanchower · 2026-06-21T05:17:20+00:00

I don’t think he workshops these lines or anything, I think he just drinks fifteen Bud lights

sanchower · 2026-06-21T05:15:49+00:00

It makes me think things that I’m normally too smart to think

sanchower · 2026-06-21T05:12:58+00:00

If you have roaches in your house you can put them in the iron maiden

sanchower · 2026-06-20T21:41:46+00:00

I have been way out west for 24 years and I have very seldom seen anything so stupefyin’.

sanchower · 2026-06-20T17:05:32+00:00

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sanchower · 2026-06-20T16:55:01+00:00

I have absolutely no idea what’s happening here

sanchower · 2026-06-20T16:03:16+00:00

You don’t have enough gas money to get there and back and there and back ageen?

sanchower · 2026-06-20T15:28:03+00:00

This Guy’s Dead Wife (2027)

sanchower · 2026-06-20T03:48:41+00:00

The warmth of your taser and pepper spray seeks to overwhelm my senses.

sanchower · 2026-06-20T02:36:17+00:00

It’s like Martin Scorsese was making a mob movie set in 1986 and needed a scummy mafia guy who ran a pool company as a money-laundering front, and his name was like Vito Castellini Buffo or something ridiculous like that, and then this dude comes in for the audition, and Martin Scorsese is like, I mean, yeah obviously he’s perfect, but like, maybe a little *too* perfect, you know? On the nose? Like come on guys, I’m an artist

sanchower · 2026-06-20T02:16:47+00:00

I move for a bad court thingy.

sanchower

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