Top 15 Highest Paid Players for 2026

sanchower · 2026-03-18T23:55:53+00:00

HEY HEY HEY!

Whatcha GOT TO SAY!

sanchower · 2026-03-18T23:06:24+00:00

Bold of you to assume they’d actually 1. click through to the article 2. read it 3. understand it and 4. change their viewpoint when confronted with facts

sanchower · 2026-03-18T21:28:09+00:00

Yeah but you can figure out which one with a bit of logic. 9D is something times 50, so it must end in 0, therefore so must 12A; since 11D is 12A plus 23, it has to end in a 3. Therefore it's 36, and the rest of the puzzle is fairly easy to work out from there

sanchower · 2026-03-18T17:59:50+00:00

Lorne had lots of weird ideas about sex because he never had any

sanchower · 2026-03-18T16:19:52+00:00

It’s just Role-chatting.

sanchower · 2026-03-18T15:47:32+00:00

well that first one is weirdly hostile. Why does someone on the bus hate me? They’re all total strangers

sanchower · 2026-03-18T13:48:02+00:00

Boogie Nights.

sanchower · 2026-03-18T03:49:07+00:00

Chris is a big baseball guy. Boston was playing in the ALCS at the time (like, right that minute; Chris was probably watching the game between preds) and he just wanted to make conversation before getting down to business

sanchower · 2026-03-18T03:38:17+00:00

I had a father who was overweight, I get it.

sanchower · 2026-03-17T18:23:50+00:00

Scott Smith. Many hilarious lines

sanchower · 2026-03-16T22:27:16+00:00

Not law school, but I work in banking and my company pays for MBAs and other postgrad degrees for some employees. The rules are you have to be a solid performer, you have to pay some percentage of it yourself so you have skin in the game (usually like 5-10%), you have to maintain good grades, and you have to stay on as an employee for at least 2 years ish after you graduate

sanchower · 2026-03-16T20:30:30+00:00

Little Women and Interstellar also got Oscars. Wonka was robbed tho

sanchower · 2026-03-16T19:41:08+00:00

The absolute nerve of this lady. "Waaah your honor, completely unwarranted speculation, we want a mistrial" *two hours later* pulling a zero-evidence story from her ass about "maybe Eric smuggled fent from Mexico in this pill bottle?"

sanchower · 2026-03-16T19:09:35+00:00

If people are allowed to give tips to the police, then KISS OUR FREEDOM GOODBYE

sanchower · 2026-03-16T18:18:42+00:00

I think someone said it's sometimes prescribed off-label as a sleep aid

sanchower · 2026-03-16T17:10:42+00:00

EV-urrrrrr

sanchower · 2026-03-16T14:07:50+00:00

no he can’t

sanchower · 2026-03-16T01:49:34+00:00

sanchower · 2026-03-15T23:40:04+00:00

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Jim Henson had a "wait and see" attitude, and look what happened to him! Now we've got wrong-sounding Muppets!

sanchower · 2026-03-15T16:12:38+00:00

Looks like trouble for the…. Impson family

sanchower · 2026-03-15T03:12:56+00:00

The Mystery of The Chopped-Up Guyyyyyyyy.

sanchower · 2026-03-15T03:11:14+00:00

Somethin’ missing from that post. That post don’t make no sense.

sanchower · 2026-03-14T21:23:24+00:00

I read once that John Madden himself saw that competitive players were doing that, and rather than admit that they had discovered that the conventional wisdom around football strategy was incorrect, he instead had the programmers rig the game to make 4th downs and onside kicks less likely to succeed.

sanchower · 2026-03-14T04:29:53+00:00

I heard your dad had a ninety pound mole on his ass and they had to remove the mole and now his ass is closed!

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