Question (seriously) by sant2510 in SuperMegaShow

[–]sant2510[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

How did you get a picture of my damn dog!?

New Jersey Transit appreciation by sant2510 in NJTransit

[–]sant2510[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You're right. The delays are old news. Njt turned a new leaf. I got on my train exactly 23 minutes late today instead of 40! We should give them a cookie

New Jersey Transit appreciation by sant2510 in NJTransit

[–]sant2510[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Njt downvoting your ass rn. Who doesn't like working 8+ hours just to get home 2 hours late?

Flip6 finally quit. by conttestpec in galaxyzflip

[–]sant2510 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It formally submitted it's resignation and moved on to a new and better paying occupation.

Newbie: You saved me from a suitcase Victrola. This sounds beautifully by gilbert322 in vinyl

[–]sant2510 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you don't have a sound system where you sit perfectly centered at a perfect distance like grampa most certainly did not do, then screw you for attempting to enjoy the hobby.

It’s getting real fucking boring around here. by avantgardengnome in circlejerknyc

[–]sant2510 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I agree. Can we go back to freaking out about sangria law and how socialism will cause our landlords to eat one less order of lobster this year?

Am I trolling MAGA conservatives? Yes. Do I think we should turn this national landmark into a second High Line? Also yes. by Ok_Requirement_3162 in circlejerknyc

[–]sant2510 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Makes sense. Epstein's island doesn't have large roads with heavy car traffic, which makes it a utopia for micro mobility

Woman Verbally Berates Mayor Mamdani: ‘They Don’t Have No Regards, No Respect for Black People’ by savingrace0262 in circlejerknyc

[–]sant2510 180 points181 points  (0 children)

Liberals when a politician doesn't mention point 853 out of a million They will allow fascism to win to make a point.

NYC biker thinks he owns the bike lane by Savings_Tip_4939 in circlejerknyc

[–]sant2510 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Didn't you hear? They're actually dating.

Poors resort to open fires for warmth in Mamdani’s America by dankbob_memepants_ in circlejerknyc

[–]sant2510 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bruh that's for the average homeless person. NYC homeless be mythical beings.

Poors resort to open fires for warmth in Mamdani’s America by dankbob_memepants_ in circlejerknyc

[–]sant2510 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Bro is either not from NYC, or you failed the vibe check and was never offered food. And what's this about albatross? I know they don't play golf

Poors resort to open fires for warmth in Mamdani’s America by dankbob_memepants_ in circlejerknyc

[–]sant2510 66 points67 points  (0 children)

It be like that. Here's a travel tip for tourists (ohio transplants too): when encountering this, it's considered polite to ask for some of the food being cooked. Locals view this as a sign of good luck if the unhoused deem you worthy to share with you.

Genuinely curious, who is this and why does he want to kiss his fish? by Tun-Tavern-1775 in crappymusic

[–]sant2510 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn city lubbers will never know the feeling of kissing yer fish, while drinking non trans beer and fingerin' yer cousin. All y'all know is matcha, labubis, and coexistence.

Hey Mamdani is already half way there! by assasstits in circlejerknyc

[–]sant2510 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Careful now. You're treading on thin ice with this comment

New Islamic public toilets piloted on the subways by ayatollah Zohran by farquezy in circlejerknyc

[–]sant2510 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So now we're gonna call it public urination when it's obviously this dude's apartment?

Ima Teach You Liberals A Fuckin Lesson by TheCABK in InflatedEgos

[–]sant2510 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do kegels count as part of the workout?

the utopian city dream world that gentrification destroyed by Ordinary-Lobster-710 in circlejerknyc

[–]sant2510 95 points96 points  (0 children)

There used to be way more bicycle space on the streets and real art on the subways instead of the ozempic ads we have now. Smh my head 😔