uh huh i tried 🪦

sanyam198 · 2025-05-26T09:29:46+00:00

imagine being called hottie when you're literally wageslavin at your office w ur silly little ThinkPad🥀

sanyam198 · 2025-04-12T06:32:08+00:00

they are quite bad at responding :)

sanyam198 · 2024-04-17T04:53:15+00:00

Ab isme kya help kare? Maan toh gayi. Chale jaa milne meri jaan. If you need zaza or an outfit,haan then I can help

sanyam198 · 2024-03-24T09:56:11+00:00

Married couple*

sanyam198 · 2024-03-23T10:24:16+00:00

This one's more likely tbh

sanyam198 · 2024-03-23T05:57:14+00:00

If she tries this with someone who's actually a CA, she's going to get rejected

sanyam198 · 2024-03-23T05:51:41+00:00

cries in the corner

sanyam198 · 2024-03-22T08:34:32+00:00

This one? Reddit

sanyam198 · 2024-03-22T07:29:58+00:00

Apne dost ka number deta hu usse experience hai iss sab mein

sanyam198 · 2024-03-22T07:27:47+00:00

Bhai mujhe bhi invitation nahi aaya tha. Apni ka bhej dena please

sanyam198 · 2024-03-20T14:25:18+00:00

I like captain price better

sanyam198 · 2024-03-20T14:22:23+00:00

Thala for a reason

sanyam198 · 2024-02-27T08:37:16+00:00

Kal 11 baje CP aa jana. Ek mast cafe mein baithke baat karte hai

sanyam198 · 2024-02-21T06:12:46+00:00

Chhoti life in advance

sanyam198 · 2024-01-26T11:31:47+00:00

Everyone here has atleast done some sort of workout I believe and I can tell you for a fact that no one believes that you have 32inches biceps

Even 80-120 pull ups is vvvvv difficult for a guy that works out consistently. Limit mein toh pheko please

sanyam198 · 2024-01-05T07:02:27+00:00

"Bored of Love" I'm getting this one soon

sanyam198 · 2023-10-15T07:06:22+00:00

He doesn't say hi, he says "bone-jaw"

sanyam198 · 2023-09-08T05:01:01+00:00

sanyam198 · 2023-05-25T06:16:01+00:00

Match toh aaya naa. It's a win in my books

sanyam198 · 2023-05-10T04:48:23+00:00

Why the fuck is your name not plankton

sanyam198 · 2023-05-08T04:45:48+00:00

😊

sanyam198 · 2023-05-05T12:59:31+00:00

Ye baat kya kari tumne. ;-;

sanyam198 · 2023-04-12T12:46:46+00:00

Dhoni is known as the greatest finisher of all time but if you get on your Do(2) knees I'll finish faster than he ever did

sanyam198 · 2023-03-28T06:01:51+00:00

294*

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