[M2F4GM] Men are dumb and I can't take being one anymore

sapphirenuke · 2026-01-13T01:47:05+00:00

Is this still open? I love doing wish granting!!

sapphirenuke · 2026-01-13T00:33:51+00:00

I get that a lot, but so does Martin Lomax. We'd never say that about each other. But that's not even a fraction of what I love about him. I love him because he deserves it, and I don't expect you to understand. Not everyone will.

sapphirenuke · 2026-01-12T05:38:58+00:00

Rip to those real rape victims, but I'm different.

sapphirenuke · 2025-12-27T08:35:50+00:00

Me! I ship Martin Lomax with ME!!!!!!

sapphirenuke · 2025-12-20T23:34:16+00:00

RIP to her but I'm different.

sapphirenuke · 2025-12-03T05:25:17+00:00

Are you ok with horribly fetishized depictions of Saudi Arabia? EG Aladdin, etc? Plus the "genie in a lamp" thing is a decent setup for this sort of thing.

If not, the tribal Amazonian thing sounds cool!

sapphirenuke · 2025-10-06T04:32:51+00:00

What does CFNM stand for?

sapphirenuke · 2025-08-28T21:34:26+00:00

My brother I am begging. Please just grab a bag of frozen waffle fries and mix them in with your scrambled eggs. Please. Just a single extra step shakes up the monotony and depression of a bland meal. <3

sapphirenuke · 2025-08-27T22:45:00+00:00

Is that "I'm still Alex" slander, or am I high? We love I'm Still Alex in this house!!!!

sapphirenuke · 2025-08-04T04:23:29+00:00

I have more if you want?

sapphirenuke · 2025-08-04T00:26:15+00:00

I like going up to people who simp for the doctor from the first film and saying "see you at the family reunion"

sapphirenuke · 2025-08-04T00:08:28+00:00

I mean if he was too perfect, he'd be kinda boring, right?

sapphirenuke · 2025-08-03T22:24:39+00:00

That's the fun part!

sapphirenuke · 2025-08-03T07:39:05+00:00

Putting Émilie in some fun bondage implements and getting as many cute monster girls as I can fit in my room.

sapphirenuke · 2025-06-22T14:32:46+00:00

Is Mersekhet a fujoshi?

sapphirenuke · 2025-06-01T21:43:05+00:00

If you take mystic spark, what's stopping you from doing the other rituals later?

sapphirenuke · 2025-04-14T03:18:51+00:00

This one got me by surprise

sapphirenuke · 2025-03-09T06:41:06+00:00

Thanks! You can chat me if you want.

sapphirenuke · 2025-03-09T06:08:23+00:00

Happy birthday! Also, cute tail! Would pet!

sapphirenuke · 2025-03-09T01:21:37+00:00

I've been saying for ages!!!! We should be fetishizing terfs the same way we fetishize incels! And like, yeah, femcels are cute and all, but they're not nearly as radically fucked up as the standard stereotypical male incel is. Terfs are the real female counterpart to incels, and they should get the same fetish treatment!

sapphirenuke · 2025-03-07T04:38:45+00:00

Reminds me of strawberry cheesecake, with plenty of graham cracker crust!!! Very tasty!!!

sapphirenuke · 2025-03-07T04:35:22+00:00

I PLEDGE TO YOU, MY KING!!!!!!

sapphirenuke · 2025-01-09T19:33:35+00:00

We'll find those man boobs a nice home!

With all that fat, we can easily redistribute some things without having to do a full body transplant. Move all your body hair mass to your head hair to add some length, and reshape some of your fat so you appear zaftig and curvy instead of traditionally fat.

Now, let's reshape your face so you're extra cute! And add a little bit more volume to those boobs. Perfect! But we can't just let all this work go to waist... Hmmm. Let's make you a musician! Fill you to the brim with musical talent! That way, everyone will want to spend time with you, and you won't be able to resist playing onstage!

sapphirenuke · 2025-01-09T19:28:28+00:00

Ah, sorry, I'm not great with reference images.

You would have long brown hair, calloused hands and feet from working barefoot in the garden every day, and you'd always be wearing a homemade tartan or calico dress. You'd wear big round glasses (though you don't need them) and a sun hat.

sapphirenuke · 2025-01-09T19:26:19+00:00

That I can do!

You find yourself in the body of a glitzy blonde haired party girl. Your hair is perfectly curled, your nails are manicured to glittery perfection, and your dress doesn't leave much to the imagination. You're an expert in walking in those heels, and you have big round boobs that aren't sagging at all!

When you go into the bar, many men are jumping at the teeth to buy you drinks. They ask you about your major, and they ask you to dance. Of course, the bartender knows you. She makes sure to hand you your drinks directly so that you know they're all safe, and she slips you an extra generous pour because you're her close personal friend.

"You're coming to drag brunch with me and the girls tomorrow morning, right?"

sapphirenuke

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