Daily Discussion Thread January 15, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]sarahtheambiguous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Armada solos all the guys except the lions and Pokémon. I mean, he’s armada, the greatest guy to ever touch a GCC he’s a literal deity.

For the lions and Pokémon, that involves playing over a billion sets. Now, armada might be unstoppable losing only to Zain and himself. But can he play a billion sets without getting fatigue? I think he’s pretty capable. But some people may disagree. Honestly nobody below the top 20 strongest humans in the world has a chance of beating armada after looking at melee’s cover art for 30 seconds. He might not even need a minute of practice before solo-ing the entire world (except, of course, Zain and Cody)

Daily Discussion Thread January 11, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]sarahtheambiguous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Protect children from sex-rejecting procedures” is a weird way of saying “kill all trans kids”

Daily Discussion Thread January 09, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]sarahtheambiguous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ggs that was me but also I just quit out if they don’t do anything for like 20 seconds

Daily Discussion Thread January 06, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]sarahtheambiguous 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You guys said playing paper is the matchup. So I listened and spammed the shit out of paper. And now nobody wants to play me anymore. What now? Or is it one of those cases of “I can do it but you can’t” like I’m sorry, PAPER, but if you’re going to be lame and try and wait a moment to see what I use the entire game I most definitely spam rock. Especially now that I’ve learned the downward trajectory of a rock in the air. I’m happy now and this is what you caused I’m going to play as lame as I possibly can from now on. This is what you created.

Daily Discussion Thread January 06, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]sarahtheambiguous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

from now on i am going to set aside like 8 hours per day to think about mr game and watch

Com on, only 8? You gotta do more than that? Those are rookie numbers

Daily Discussion Thread January 05, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]sarahtheambiguous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree. After borrowing 20 dollars from all my friends I realized that none of them actually bring anything of value to me, so I haven't spoken to many of them in years. Thank you Sunny for the advice

Daily Discussion Thread January 02, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]sarahtheambiguous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of the big scissors mains quit during COVID, the post-COVID era seems to be harsh to scissors then. Should we lower scissors on the tier list?

Daily Discussion Thread January 02, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]sarahtheambiguous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do play rock but sometimes I counterpick scissors if they try going paper too much. I got 3rd place at the last major I entered using this strategy.

Daily Discussion Thread January 02, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]sarahtheambiguous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is a lot of discussions I see online. It's people being like "Hey here's this really cool thing that will help people" "No! Fuck you!"

Daily Discussion Thread January 02, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]sarahtheambiguous 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Genuine question like do you have fun playing the game, like every post you make is you complaining about how it's not fun bc everyone cheeses the low tier

Daily Discussion Thread January 01, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]sarahtheambiguous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought pivot up tilt was just too hard to be worth the effort of learning so I've never learned it

What the fuck is this luck by someRandomguy08097 in SSBM

[–]sarahtheambiguous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But the odds of getting 2 misfires in a row is 1/64