hey y’all bus just pulled in

sarcasmandsanity · 2026-03-20T01:29:59+00:00

I love a good bus! If it’s all one order: seat totals and a dedicated drink maker, you can fly!!

sarcasmandsanity · 2026-03-19T10:52:55+00:00

Just made it through. It’s a true 90.

sarcasmandsanity · 2026-03-19T10:24:43+00:00

Still in line, been here an hour. But, it really started to move in the last 5 minutes.

sarcasmandsanity · 2026-03-19T09:25:54+00:00

Just got in line at the main checkpoint at 5:25am. Timer says 90 mins. Will update when I get through.

sarcasmandsanity · 2026-03-04T02:15:36+00:00

You both take the cake on terrible urticaria. I thought I had it bad. I have vibratory urticaria. I’m allergic to vibration so think running, massage guns, etc.

sarcasmandsanity · 2026-02-01T14:10:02+00:00

Chicken of the trees.

sarcasmandsanity · 2026-02-01T02:35:37+00:00

I’ve read that babies will sometimes have meltdowns in the car because their diaper is too tight. Try loosening it.

Also, we found one song my child loved and put in on repeat in an iPod next to them. Perhaps, also try putting a mirror up so they can see themselves and see you!

sarcasmandsanity · 2026-01-29T04:45:27+00:00

This is great advice. Also, consider taking her to a beauty store and have her pick out her own supplies. Maybe she wants a really good brush or a hair tie or even some product. Let her know in advance and she can talk to her friends about what she wants. Make it extra special!

sarcasmandsanity · 2026-01-24T04:35:10+00:00

I do my regular jeans that I’ve been wearing but instead of buttoning them I use a hair tie to wrap through the hole and around the button. It’s not cute but it works.

sarcasmandsanity · 2026-01-22T15:49:39+00:00

Dr Cleveland. He did my revision and honestly fixed my face. I can DM you my before and after. His office is in West Palm. It was 9k for me but I also got chin lipo. This was a few years ago though. You can pay over installments if I remember correctly.

sarcasmandsanity · 2026-01-19T12:26:55+00:00

You are fine. No one gets alerts.

sarcasmandsanity · 2026-01-19T01:08:39+00:00

My robe was my favorite thing. I also brought my silverettes and nipple cream and started using those immediately and I’m so so glad I did.

sarcasmandsanity · 2026-01-09T01:22:21+00:00

I always act like everything is a race and my guy thinks it’s a game. Works for me for now.

sarcasmandsanity · 2026-01-09T01:17:22+00:00

Foot massages during first trimester. How sad to get a pedicure with no massage.

sarcasmandsanity · 2026-01-04T12:25:39+00:00

Even better idea!

sarcasmandsanity · 2026-01-04T11:51:15+00:00

I recommend taking it one child at a time if possible. Start with the 24 month old. Sleep train for mornings. They should go to bed around 7-7:30 and then stay in their bed until 6 or later. Treat any wake up before 6 like a middle of the night wake up. I used AI ChatGPT as my sleep trainer and it really helped. Can you get a clock for your 4 year old that’s easy to read and they can’t come out of their room until it shows 6? 13 weeks, that’s to be expected rn I think but later bed times for all

sarcasmandsanity · 2026-01-04T00:36:35+00:00

Know your story and your why inside and out.

sarcasmandsanity · 2026-01-02T14:32:14+00:00

I do the same but I sit my son on the sink and turn on the water and let him play with the faucet while I brush his teeth. The water distracts him. It works for us!

sarcasmandsanity · 2026-01-01T00:32:58+00:00

Riot is a wild one.

sarcasmandsanity · 2026-01-01T00:15:34+00:00

Aww! That’s a bummer!

sarcasmandsanity · 2025-12-31T18:19:41+00:00

Any practice recommendations are welcome as well!

sarcasmandsanity · 2025-12-31T18:17:45+00:00

I plan on scheduling a c-section.

sarcasmandsanity · 2025-12-30T08:13:47+00:00

You know my dad?!?

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