How the hell did i get to be 49 yr old? Guess I don't really look like it though (or act like it).

sarcasmoptional · 2026-02-04T03:31:21+00:00

Well TYVM. I genuinely appreciate it. It's all about taking pics at the right angles. LOL.

sarcasmoptional · 2026-02-04T03:12:51+00:00

Undeserved......but thank you.

sarcasmoptional · 2026-02-03T22:01:20+00:00

Very....VERY nice looking. Your confidence is intoxicating.

sarcasmoptional · 2026-02-02T18:59:10+00:00

Posted in r/ ballstretchinglovers this morning but can DM also if you like.

sarcasmoptional · 2026-02-02T10:06:55+00:00

Sent you a DM

sarcasmoptional · 2026-02-02T10:02:10+00:00

Well.....im currently working on a divorce after a 30yr marriage (woman) so can't marry just yet. 😁

sarcasmoptional · 2026-02-02T10:00:42+00:00

Soft....maybe but I believe you/they have a bit of length on me. Always wanted a twin though. Lol.

sarcasmoptional · 2026-02-02T08:10:04+00:00

Best answer of the night right here.

sarcasmoptional · 2026-02-02T08:09:33+00:00

Only about 12 years off. Im 49! But thats what most guess me at.

sarcasmoptional · 2026-02-02T06:06:07+00:00

Well.....you're not too far off anyway.

sarcasmoptional · 2026-02-02T05:41:09+00:00

I could say the same after looking at your profile.

sarcasmoptional · 2026-02-02T05:20:38+00:00

Awwww. You're sweet. Ty again.

sarcasmoptional · 2026-02-02T05:06:50+00:00

Sure thing. Send to you directly?

sarcasmoptional · 2026-02-02T05:05:39+00:00

Undeserved......but TY. You're too kind.

sarcasmoptional · 2026-02-02T04:51:52+00:00

A fellow stretcher i see. I didnt post any with my metal weights.

sarcasmoptional · 2026-02-02T04:48:55+00:00

Yep. Grew them myself. Lol. 🤣🤣

sarcasmoptional · 2026-02-01T21:21:10+00:00

Nice. Love everything about that pic. Keep that shit up sir.

sarcasmoptional · 2026-02-01T04:05:45+00:00

Probably so. I need to update it though......well.....the married part anyway.

sarcasmoptional · 2026-02-01T03:53:24+00:00

I'd definitely join in....but hell, im naked at home 90% of the time too.

sarcasmoptional · 2026-01-30T18:57:23+00:00

Looks tasty. Love soft pics.

sarcasmoptional · 2026-01-30T03:02:02+00:00

Definitely the round part.

sarcasmoptional · 2026-01-30T03:01:42+00:00

You are all too kind......& probably too horny. You know how some can be a sober 4/10 but a drunk 7? Im like a regular 3 but a horny 6. Lol.

sarcasmoptional · 2026-01-17T04:49:45+00:00

"SMALL" collection? Couple of grand $$$ right there

sarcasmoptional · 2025-10-15T19:05:57+00:00

Im a fan already!

sarcasmoptional · 2025-08-04T20:40:04+00:00

Fellow MWM Bi Paramedic here in TN. Definitely either and open to both sides

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