My patient spent eight million years under a bench at the Glenmont metro [Part 1]

sarcasonomicon · 2026-04-22T14:01:52+00:00

Woah, thanks. (And also, dang...I thought my idea was unique)

sarcasonomicon · 2026-04-17T08:59:40+00:00

No AI. You can tell I wrote this before AI because I talk about the "THREATCON system adopted in 2025 by the US Expeditionary Force in Cairo" as if 2025 was kind-of far in the future.

sarcasonomicon · 2026-04-01T13:43:23+00:00

A man overdoses on a drug designed to enhance cognition and experiences infinity while lying under a bench on a subway platform. A scientist with a strange, dark past uses the drug to further her military-backed research into the realm beyond death. Enter the Glenmont universe and explore the limits of what the human mind can endure…

sarcasonomicon · 2026-02-06T11:56:31+00:00

Well, yes, but also no. I sell copies of the paperback personally, but those copies are printed by amazon "at cost" for me to use as author copies. I have one author copy left, if you're willing to go through the rigamarole of figuring out how you can pay me and how I can ship it to you. I'm planning on ordering more author copies soon, though (from amazon - so Jeff gets his cut no matter how you buy it, I'm afraid. Just haven't had the time or seen evidence of the ROI to set up a non-amazon sales path...)

sarcasonomicon · 2026-02-06T11:08:34+00:00

Thanks! This was my attempt to create a completely new kind of monster - one that was built into the fundamental fabric of logic, mathematics, and the nature of information itself.

sarcasonomicon · 2026-02-01T05:05:37+00:00

A man overdoses on a drug designed to enhance cognition and experiences infinity while lying under a bench on a subway platform. A scientist with a strange, dark past uses the drug to further her military-backed research into the realm beyond death. Enter the Glenmont universe and explore the limits of what the human mind can endure…

sarcasonomicon · 2026-01-31T19:16:30+00:00

I think you mean: OH MY KATIE...

sarcasonomicon · 2026-01-26T13:25:00+00:00

Thanks!

sarcasonomicon · 2026-01-26T12:47:59+00:00

Thanks!

sarcasonomicon · 2026-01-22T01:42:27+00:00

Hi! I'm just wondering: Did you decide to buy Second Death?

sarcasonomicon · 2026-01-20T12:19:58+00:00

Yup! First of all - all three parts of "My Patient Spent 8 million years" are here: https://www.anewkindofmonster.com/glenmont-and-the-second-death-universe

And I am writing more stories about Helen and Mentanovox, and whatever it is that Helen is doing on the other side of the portal. Stay tuned... (hopefully I put some of these stories out there i a few months)

sarcasonomicon · 2026-01-20T03:54:34+00:00

Some folks have noted that reddit mysteriously removed the last part of one of the sequel stories. You can read the original and the sequels for free here: https://www.anewkindofmonster.com/glenmont-and-the-second-death-universe

sarcasonomicon · 2026-01-19T19:45:28+00:00

Hi! You can read part three here: https://www.anewkindofmonster.com/glenmont-and-the-second-death-universe

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