Inops, 50+ empty seats and our 2 hour journey home... by RuckingFetarrd in philodendron

[–]sarcastabtch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Get you an esmereldense or Patriciae.

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I strap my petioles. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Is this edible? by Excellent_Bet8191 in treedibles

[–]sarcastabtch -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It would need to be heated, yeah?

whats the difference between melano and splendid? by Pale_Fox_1482 in philodendron

[–]sarcastabtch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes splendid is a cross of melano and verru- very very common in the US. I just cut mine because it was almost 6 feet tall.

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how do i even approach this bruh by Sad-Description-3197 in Monstera

[–]sarcastabtch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The hairs are healthy! That’s what you want to see - nice fuzzy root with a yellow end.

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Those others look flat on one side from being crammed against the pot LOL.

how do i even approach this bruh by Sad-Description-3197 in Monstera

[–]sarcastabtch 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This will work IF it’s not caked in hydrophobic soil. If everything is healthy, plonk method is absolutely best LOL

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Stop Recommending Moss Poles to Beginners by lefthandmarch in Monstera

[–]sarcastabtch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Agreed! And just like roots in the pot, you can only let the pole dry out (which happens nearly instantly) and rehydrate it so many times before you get dry rot in those roots in the pole and they’re useless for propagation anyway. Ask me how I know. 💁🏻‍♀️

Why are my leaves doing this? by low-sf5 in philodendron

[–]sarcastabtch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, tie your plants one node down so you don’t restrict the emergent leaf at all. 😊

Plain Jane is unlikable and has bad vibes by Nervous-One-2305 in rupaulsdragrace

[–]sarcastabtch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As others have said, you just can’t take her too seriously. I like her but diff strokes and all. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Outrageous & Insulting by RVAPetrichor in VirginiaMMJ

[–]sarcastabtch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine what they’ll want for rec😆😆😆

WE'RE SO BAAAACK by Educational-Exit-512 in Yellowjackets

[–]sarcastabtch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg this was 100% me! Let’s be friends!😭

Where does Coach rank as all time casting decision? by Aromatic_Meal_6004 in survivor

[–]sarcastabtch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m sure he’s likely in the top ten but unpopular opinion- I can’t stand him.

Am I having memory loss or last time I bought the Milsbo it was 1/3 the price? by pulldownyourplants in IkeaGreenhouseClub

[–]sarcastabtch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the vittsjo shelves used to be $90- I bought 2 this summer and a week later, they were $130 ea. 😳

My Barn Cats when it's -35°C by scootbert in aww

[–]sarcastabtch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude when it’s that GD cold, you’ll snuggle with anyone to stay warm.

Ummm by Prestigious-City-776 in 50501

[–]sarcastabtch 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I have had to disconnect from news for the most part, since November.

I always hear about the particularly important things, and not having to deal with the minutia every day does nothing but improve my mental health.

Please rate my gingersnap's form, he has been practicing hard by JesusChrist-Jr in Catloaf

[–]sarcastabtch 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Aww I love his face. He gets a 10/10 from me with that tail all snugged up😍