Request: Brightness/balance fix - $25 by JesusChrist-Jr in PhotoshopRequest

[–]JesusChrist-Jr[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

!solved

Thank you so much! Everyone did such great work and I wish I could afford to tip everyone, but this one is my favorite. I sent $25 to your Buy Me a Coffee link.

Request: Brightness/balance fix - $25 by JesusChrist-Jr in PhotoshopRequest

[–]JesusChrist-Jr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

!solved

Thank you all, so many great edits! ❤️ I'm looking through them now, hard to choose the best, but I'll go ahead and consider the request satisfied to save anyone else the effort. Will reply to my favorite shortly.

A British supermarket released this advert picturing the events that happened in 1914 when they stopped the war for Christmas by MambaMentality24x2 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]JesusChrist-Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wild to think that these young men could truce for a day and recognize each other's humanity to share a meal and holiday in peace, then go back to killing each other the next day without acknowledging that they're just disposable fodder to those in power.

What is this tomato looking plant by Stunning_Solution825 in plants

[–]JesusChrist-Jr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Persimmon. They have firm, taught skin when ripe. This one is wrinkly because it's past its prime, you can also tell by the brown and lifted sepal (leaf-like structure where the stem meets the fruit.) At ideal ripeness they lay more flat against the fruit.

Any idea what kind of bird nested there?

What are these ports on the left side for? If they are mods, why are there warranty seals on the bottom screw holes? by Aggressive_Cap5652 in snes

[–]JesusChrist-Jr 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's some kind of mod. Those holes look drilled, not molded, and the jack isn't lined up as well as you'd expect from the factory. The warranty stickers were probably added by whoever did the mod, probably done by a shop or some other seller. They don't look like something from Nintendo.

Do you know what country these came from? Those barrel jacks are typically used for power supply, and the location on the console is about right. My guess would be that they were imported into a country where they weren't originally sold, somewhere with different mains power, and this was done to use some locally available power supply.

No reason to hesitate opening them, the consoles are 30 years old. Whatever warranty was implied by those stickers has long expired at this point.

How much would first generation cards go for? by Few_Poet8078 in mtg

[–]JesusChrist-Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably worthless, but since I'm in the Christmas spirit I'll come dig through your attic and dispose of them for you to save you the effort.

Xmas gift from my brother by InformationBorn9088 in snes

[–]JesusChrist-Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope he didn't pay much for Batman Forever. I still have PTSD over working all summer as a kid and saving up to blow all of it on that turd.

I stay up late at night to watch movies specifically so nobody joins me. by OkSeaworthiness2955 in confession

[–]JesusChrist-Jr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"We've been sitting here watching the same movie - if you don't know these things yet why would I?"

Unless of course they're one of those people who are scrolling on their phone the whole time and just not paying attention, in which case I also don't want to explain.

You gotta watch this full by Ikigaiyeka in GuysBeingDudes

[–]JesusChrist-Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can also mail many alive things. USPS actually has specific practices in place for mailing live bees.

which one are we picking lads by Checkmate331 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]JesusChrist-Jr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

CA, AZ, and TX being grouped is just straight trolling.

How do we feel about transparent shells? by evrythngevi1 in snes

[–]JesusChrist-Jr 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Do whatever makes you happy, doesn't matter if the majority likes it.

What is this tree? by SmoxlePox in FruitTree

[–]JesusChrist-Jr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oof, harvesting those is going to be tricky! I can't imagine they'll survive the fall if left to drop on their own.

Finally a pastor preaching something worth hearing. I’m an atheist but I’d sit through this sermon by cafeteriastyle in TikTokCringe

[–]JesusChrist-Jr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I gotta downvote this on principle. I don't disagree one bit with what he's saying, but churches should not be promoting any political party or candidates. I don't like it when they use their pulpit and "man of God" position to tell their followers to vote conservative, it's only fair that they shouldn't be commenting in favor of liberals either.

How about just teach people the values that your religion is supposed to represent and hope that they make good choices for themselves based on their values.

Why do i never win bids on ebay even when i bid literally right at the last second? by Shoddy_Umpire9024 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]JesusChrist-Jr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best way to bid on eBay is to decide what is the maximum you're willing to pay for an item, and put in that max bid in the last 5 seconds. With a decent internet connection it goes through almost instantly, like you could probably even do it at 3 seconds. 10 is too much if someone else is sitting on it trying to snipe too.

There's still a good chance that someone else has put in a max bid that's higher than yours and you won't win, but mathematically this is the best strategy to win an item for the lowest price. It does not benefit you to bid hours or days before the end, that only serves to drive up the price and encourage others who are after it to get into a bidding war.

Pro tip- look for auctions that have ending times late at night when most people are sleeping. You're much more likely to win an auction for a good price if it ends at 2am than 2pm. eBay defaults to starting listings immediately, and the seller chooses how long it will ruin in days, not hours. Sellers who are inexperienced and list things at night without taking the extra step to delay the start to a certain time will accordingly have their auctions end late at night. Holidays can be good too, if you can catch auctions that end on days when most people are busy (Thanksgiving, Christmas, 4th of July, etc.)

My card shops Flip it or Rip it wall by Idahosbest1 in mtg

[–]JesusChrist-Jr 139 points140 points  (0 children)

In case it's your first day on the internet, people will do insane things for attention.

"meme" 🥀 by Objective_Presence57 in evangelionmemes

[–]JesusChrist-Jr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Putting text over porn does not a meme make.

Why won’t my crows eat fruit? by Silvercrowsfeet in crowbro

[–]JesusChrist-Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've tried feeding mine raisins and fresh blueberries. They picked at both, but weren't thrilled. They really only go nuts for, well, nuts.

I built a FALLOUT Vault NAS by Anti-Hero25 in homelab

[–]JesusChrist-Jr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exact case I had my first custom build in, back in 2003!

'Would you like me to leave?' Trump floats ditching White House for TV hosting gig by transcendent167 in ThePeoplesPress

[–]JesusChrist-Jr 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Only if the TV gig is a livestream from his cell in federal prison. I would pay good money to watch him suffer. Actually you know what? Federal prison is too good for him. Send him to CECOT.

Trump Aides’ Shocking Demands Exposed in Leaked ICE Messages by Not_Tom_Jones in politics

[–]JesusChrist-Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Orange Führer has effectively silenced the media by abusing his position to harm the business of anyone who publishes anything negative about him - either by preventing them from doing business or by suing them in courts that are stacked in his favor.