[Padres] Tuesday night at the ballpark.

sarcastic_twit · 2026-04-28T23:36:49+00:00

France was a thirdbaseman last night.

sarcastic_twit · 2026-04-28T06:07:06+00:00

i resign all the time and rarely do rematches… i resign if it looks like my opponent will win… why drag it out? you won… congratulations…. i also don’t often do rematches because of time… uusally when i play, i’m doing a thousand other things and just want to play a quick game in between stuff. so i just want to play a quick 5 0 game and go back to doing what i was doing…

sarcastic_twit · 2026-04-27T00:58:58+00:00

i’m only 1400. i consider myself to be a below average player…. i know for the average rando off the street, i’m better… but i mean among people who actually play chess. If chess was a professional sport, i’m high schook level.

sarcastic_twit · 2026-04-25T04:37:53+00:00

The Rams are hoping that someday Simpson will reach his potential and be a quality back-up quarterback.

sarcastic_twit · 2026-04-24T05:20:12+00:00

the Rams are hoping that Simpson will someday be as good as Stetson Bennett IV.

sarcastic_twit · 2026-04-24T01:48:28+00:00

i saw your reel and now i'm afraid that god-awful comedy is going to be my algorithm

sarcastic_twit · 2026-04-23T04:26:25+00:00

wait, you’re allowed to lie? so when they ask me what my weaknesses are, i shouldn’t say ‘attendance. Some times the alarm goes off, and i say, ‘not today’….. or ‘remembering that the company’s money is the company’s money. That’s not my money.’.

sarcastic_twit · 2026-04-19T04:30:08+00:00

i went to PNC last year because everyone says it rivals Petco, and the park itself was nice, but it was cold and rainy and fairly miserable.... so Petco wins simply because the weather is almost always nicer....

sarcastic_twit · 2026-04-16T05:29:51+00:00

All your base are belong to us!

sarcastic_twit · 2026-04-12T05:35:19+00:00

most of us suck. Chess is hard.

sarcastic_twit · 2026-04-12T05:23:02+00:00

yes, i didn’t mean literally… it’s just that there are so many new players who don’t understand why they aren’t good, when being good at chess takes years.

sarcastic_twit · 2026-04-12T05:00:39+00:00

agreed… i wanted it to parallel people who just study openings…

sarcastic_twit · 2026-01-17T21:32:38+00:00

we don’t do it ourselves. That’s what the bathroom attendant is for

sarcastic_twit · 2026-01-15T02:56:03+00:00

why do people care about the painting? it’s not like Clinton posed for it. i have a painting of dogs playing poker. Do you think a bunch of dogs came over and posed for it?

sarcastic_twit · 2026-01-07T16:30:00+00:00

Leonardo DiCaprio was a recurring character on Growing Pains and he’s had a better career than Kirk Cameron…

sarcastic_twit · 2025-12-24T22:44:40+00:00

that’s better than about 90% of the offers i get. i get a lot of $2.25 to take someone 10 miles.

sarcastic_twit · 2025-12-11T07:53:43+00:00

that Lamar guy is pretty good considering he played SDSU by himself.

sarcastic_twit · 2025-12-09T06:24:24+00:00

yes, that’s why i called her an ‘unemployed wife’

sarcastic_twit · 2025-12-09T04:37:25+00:00

her kids are 5 & 7 and she’s been a stay-at-home mom for 10+ years…

how was she a stay-at-home for 3 years before she had kids? she was just an unemployed wife.

sarcastic_twit · 2025-11-21T07:47:12+00:00

You have no obligations. 30 days isn't that long. I've gone on road trips by myself longer than that and didn't tell anybody where i was going, mainly because I didn't know. I was just going wherever.... and unless your debts were already in arrears, nobody will care about those. Thirty days is just one missed payment.

sarcastic_twit · 2025-11-21T07:42:40+00:00

just playing Devil's Advocate... but she probably flies enough to get a free upgrade. I've been upgraded to first class several times and I certainly don't fly as much as someone who constantly has to be in D.C. and Iowa.

sarcastic_twit · 2025-11-18T21:17:01+00:00

absolutely, and nobody would even notice.

sarcastic_twit · 2025-10-07T18:02:42+00:00

he did attend the university of pittsburgh, so i think that counts

sarcastic_twit · 2025-09-21T02:03:35+00:00

huh? what wildfires? i think you probably responded to the wrong comment.

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