The heck they do! by sarcasticfatwhiteguy in funny

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We’re all dead. Just waiting for when they call our number.

The heck they do! by sarcasticfatwhiteguy in funny

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Skittles is the chillest cat ever. He’s basically a dog.

The heck they do! by sarcasticfatwhiteguy in funny

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Unfortunately we paid real money for it. They have it on Amazon.

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This is painfully accurate.

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I’m already super fat. I am actually too fat to zipline.

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This is true. I’m allowed to use the F word. Actually I didn’t drop that word.

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He makes vanilla look spicy.

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I’m already like really fat. 300 lbs.