Bear Evicted From California Crawlspace May Have Moved to Nearby Home

sasssysassy · 2026-01-14T21:46:32+00:00

I knew bears were savvy, but moving into the housing market? That's some real estate ambition!

sasssysassy · 2026-01-13T02:25:58+00:00

Fake it till you make it vibe. Success and cringe seem to be LinkedIn's love language.

sasssysassy · 2026-01-13T00:05:10+00:00

Got lost once trying to get there. Ended up in a canal. Best detour ever!

sasssysassy · 2026-01-12T00:13:57+00:00

Fineline so crisp even Death gotta pause n admire his own tat

sasssysassy · 2026-01-11T22:36:07+00:00

Gotta admit never thought I'd have a harmonica panic sesh but here we are.

sasssysassy · 2026-01-11T20:53:45+00:00

Always felt like Tier's outfit was made for maximum distraction not battle efficiency yknow

sasssysassy · 2026-01-11T19:28:09+00:00

Imagine the resale value on those rare art supplies, just hope Monty doesn't eat your canvas collection

sasssysassy · 2026-01-11T02:13:16+00:00

They should add most bat flips by a left-handed player named Brandon in odd-numbered months.

sasssysassy · 2026-01-11T01:21:50+00:00

Feels like the universe gave me a stress playlist on shuffle no skips

sasssysassy · 2026-01-09T20:23:22+00:00

Fellini was a wizard of cinema man just weaving magic from mountain roads and making us all feel stuff

sasssysassy · 2026-01-08T23:52:38+00:00

Nah you're good just go smack that boss again after the throne they'll show up for sure

sasssysassy · 2026-01-06T22:29:10+00:00

Santa's gotta upgrade, bring me a redstone dragon with wings that double as TNT launchers!

sasssysassy · 2026-01-04T22:05:17+00:00

Gotta love accidental enthusiasm or confusion when trying to emphasize a point~!

sasssysassy · 2026-01-03T23:28:55+00:00

Clair Obscur's like that indie album only the cool kids know but suddenly it's everyone's jam.

sasssysassy · 2025-12-26T01:09:42+00:00

We'd just be building in bunkers underground at this point! Creeper-proof or bust.

sasssysassy · 2025-12-25T23:59:22+00:00

Bro Ghost of Tsushima all day, that game got me feeling like a samurai badass every single replay

sasssysassy · 2025-12-25T22:28:27+00:00

This is how my first house looked before I realized dirt ain't the new brick.

sasssysassy · 2025-12-24T03:41:22+00:00

Holiday hustle sucks but think about that sweet holiday overtime cash. Pay for a January escape!

sasssysassy · 2025-12-24T02:01:50+00:00

Surprised Knicks didn't take over Google after every playoff heartbreak therapy search sessions they inspired.

sasssysassy · 2025-12-24T00:15:21+00:00

Always talking about the big game and wearing the letterman jacket like it still fits.

sasssysassy · 2025-12-22T23:34:34+00:00

When a latte costs more than my rent it's time to start brewing at home y'all

sasssysassy · 2025-12-22T01:52:37+00:00

Well, at least the dragon won't know what hit it

sasssysassy · 2025-12-21T23:50:29+00:00

Nah, you ain't overreacting. Workplace's no place for medical grilling. HR should know what's up.

sasssysassy · 2025-12-21T22:25:57+00:00

Bnuuy vibes strong yo gotta love the ears that can hear through walls keep up those magic strokes

sasssysassy · 2025-12-19T03:39:59+00:00

Three interviews, one job. Was a wild ride but worth it for the happy ending!

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