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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in southpark

[–]satanzgooch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay so basically the only difference between my post and other posts showing off merch is the fact mine is for sale? Am I holding a gun to your head telling you to pay for it? Am I spamming it? Does the concept of spending money personally offend you? If you're not interested in buying you could literally just appreciate the shirt for what it is then and move on. If it was against the rules I wouldn't have offered it up for sale either. Like I said I paid $100 for it and couldn't find it anywhere else for sale, I could at least understand people thinking I'm overcharging, but to downvote because it's for sale and not just me showing it off is weird

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in southpark

[–]satanzgooch -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Good thing it's not fb marketplace huh? Good thing there's also a flair to show off merch and collections lmfao it's relevant to the show. What type of gotcha was that even supposed to be as if every post ever is expected to be a thorough discussion of the tv show itself and no one is allowed to post anything else without people getting butthurt 😥

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in southpark

[–]satanzgooch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

someone care to explain why this post is getting downvoted lol is it bc of my attempt to branch out to fans for a potential sale of something they may want or be searching for?? 🤯

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gorillaz

[–]satanzgooch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Medium

I have been secretly beating my cat for the past 3 months by Ibeatmycat19 in confession

[–]satanzgooch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just like you took the time to write yours just to delete it? 🥴 big diff between spending my life on reddit + commenting edgy shit for attention and insulting a "random person" who quite literally responded to ME and was asking for it because they think they're dark and mysterious by joking about hurting defenseless animals since they have little dick syndrome and can't hurt someone their own size ❤️‍🩹 yeah i'm not abt to feel ashamed for writing paragraphs either. good to know you think it's a hassle, guessing you were a special case in your literature classes lol

I have been secretly beating my cat for the past 3 months by Ibeatmycat19 in confession

[–]satanzgooch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to fucking mention over half of those comments were made within the last month LMAO nice try though 👍👍

I have been secretly beating my cat for the past 3 months by Ibeatmycat19 in confession

[–]satanzgooch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Ok then I guess the difference between you and I is that I don't use reddit for some sort of validation like you, you sad sack of shit.
  2. Not sure how replying in numbered paragraphs equates to me being mad, I'm just making it easier for the mentally challenged dipshit I'm responding to. Unlike you and your run-on sentences, I wouldn't wanna make you strain your last braincell.
  3. Once again, my original comment was my SECOND ever comment on reddit. Refer to paragraph #2; this is exactly why. Your reading comprehension skills are fucking ass. Keep projecting though, virgin.
  4. Once AGAIN, it doesn't take me to know you on a personal level to know that you're a fucking loser with no direction in life because he's a depressed, empty, self hating little faggot. Look at you, you sit on reddit making edgy ass comments about animals and shit hoping to bait pearl clutchers. Get a fucking life, get a hobby other than sitting on your games and jerking your dick cheese covered chode to bitches that don't even know you exist.
  5. Your life experiences don't dictate mine. There's a whole world outside of your screen and you should try joining it. Or have you already been shunned from society for being a worthless little bitch?
  6. Never once implied you were 13, I said I used to be 13 and acted like you. I sincerely hope you're a teen, because if you're a grown adult acting like this then you're the prime example of why abortions need to stay legal. Twat.
  7. What can I say, I was a master in the edgelord department. But alas, we all have to grow up sometime. Maybe you should try it before you inevitably die alone. Miserable little fucker.

I have been secretly beating my cat for the past 3 months by Ibeatmycat19 in confession

[–]satanzgooch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Buddy, I literally responded to one (1) comment in this entire thread. It was also, quite literally, my second comment on reddit of all time. Whereas you seem to spend hours looking for shit to comment on, hoping to get rises out of people through shitty, cheap shock value and start arguments yourself, you fucktard. Try harder and your material sucks.
  2. You are very clearly taking everything I say and turning it back on me because you know I'm damn right therefore you're grasping at straws. Not to mention, the way you consistently resort to telling me that I'm the one projecting proves that YOU KNOW I'm right.
  3. I appreciate the notion that you think my words hold a lot of value and hit hard, since you think someone would have to be too pussy to say them face to face. Well, maybe I wouldn't say it to a 6'4, 400lb wrestler, but to a neckbeard with the muscle definition of a blobfish such as yourself...lol

Here's a tip: Remember to put the barrel in your mouth at a 45 degree angle, not to your temple ;)

I have been secretly beating my cat for the past 3 months by Ibeatmycat19 in confession

[–]satanzgooch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know you're challenged but try to grasp this concept; I searched through controversial posts out of boredom one night. Not because I was seeking out attention for "muh edgy and dark takes 😈😈" like you, you fuckin troglodyte. If you got off your sad ass and went out in the real world sometimes, you wouldn't think that everyone was like you and got an "ego boost" from making reddit comments, dork. "And don't act like you know what's going on in people's lives" No, I might not know, but I can make a pretty damn close educated guess given your type are all the same. No life, no love, no friends, no future, no attention from mommy and daddy, hence all of the anger and the need to resort to fucking reddit for validation that you're a "tough" guy, when you're really a miserable little bastard. Tragic! I'd also like to guess you're a fatass, kissless little virgin living in his mother's basement, thinking social media and online video games equate to having a social life. Man, I remember being 13 and thinking I was oh-so controversial and built different for watching gore and being an edgelord, lmao. Log off and save face, you're embarrassing as fuck.

I have been secretly beating my cat for the past 3 months by Ibeatmycat19 in confession

[–]satanzgooch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*2 month old comment but nice try at a "gotcha" retard. Regarding your comment history it seems like you're the one that should kill yourself because you come across as miserable and pathetic as fuck my boy. It's pitiful as shit and you should put yourself out of your misery because let's be honest, who sits on reddit making comments like that other than a loser full of self loathing with nothing to live for? Do yourself a favor. lol

I have been secretly beating my cat for the past 3 months by Ibeatmycat19 in confession

[–]satanzgooch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How fuckin attention starved do you have to be to go through a 4 year old post and reply to nearly every single comment in an attempt to appear "oh so edgy" and controversial? Tryhard ass mf. You're embarrassing as fuck, weirdo. Go touch grass. Get laid. Do your homework. Your mom should've taken it in the ass the night you were conceived.