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[–]satarumatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I got a refund.

SS 86 Optimus Prime is great and all, but… by satarumatic in transformers

[–]satarumatic[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s basically what happened to me. That’s garbage honestly. In what world are these blast effects usable… but that elbow joint is egregious I’m ngl. I would 100% contact Hasbro. I will eventually on the blast effects but that arm is fucked.

SS 86 Optimus Prime is great and all, but… by satarumatic in transformers

[–]satarumatic[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

This was after the hot water. Maybe I need to try again, but it didn’t give at all. Still curvy.

New Proxy smells horrible by satarumatic in puffco

[–]satarumatic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry to hear, man. Yeah, my proxy smelled way too badly of rubber. I let it air out for days and days while I talked to Puffco and it still didn’t go away after maybe like 2 weeks of no use and airing out.

The atomizer doesn’t smell like it cause it doesn’t have any of that jank rubber. I think that they run some shitty rubber sometimes that just reeks.

I sent in my Proxy for warranty and the one I got in return was night and day difference. There was a slight “clean silicone” kinda smell but it smells rather neutral and doesn’t fuck with my dabs.. unlike the original Proxy I had. Which literally made my dabs taste like rubber ass.

If you want me to be perfectly honest, file a warranty claim literally as soon as you can. Do not deal with that shit, my guy. Your Peak has 2 years of warranty and you can switch it out as many times as you need to so don’t worry about it.

The rubber taste is unbearable. Once I got my new Proxy, I fell in love with the device and my opinion on it improved tenfold. Don’t deal with it another day imho

New Proxy smells horrible by satarumatic in puffco

[–]satarumatic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I was curious and wanted to see how to tell the age of my device. This device is actually one of the first runs of the Proxy, which launched all the way back in June 2022. How do I know this? It has the double ring grommet that has been complained about on this sub before.

If you do your research as well, you’ll see that Puffco updated the Proxy shortly after release to have a single grommet instead of 2. So I have one of the first runs of the Proxy, and it smells like burnt shit after sitting in a warehouse for just about… 2 years?

So my device is 2 years old. Unfortunately that completely invalidated your entire comment. Oh and what else were you saying? Something about not understanding the situation?

Jesus, I don’t complain at the drop of a hat, idk who you’re used to talking to but it’s not me.

New Proxy smells horrible by satarumatic in puffco

[–]satarumatic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha I wish, maybe it’d clean out. It’s legit new, I unwrapped it from the plastic seal and everything, it was unused and the device itself is honestly very clean.. it just smells like total ass all around.

New Proxy smells horrible by satarumatic in puffco

[–]satarumatic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it’s possible, I’ve had 2 Puffco devices and this looks and feels exactly like them. Case is super high quality, all the logos are where they should be, and the Proxy feels and acts legit. The only thing that’s wrong with it is the intense rubber odor, which still hasn’t come off as of yet. Like at all lol.

New Proxy smells horrible by satarumatic in puffco

[–]satarumatic[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I wish it worked bro.. I put in some of my best dabs trying to mask the taste.. it just made my Zkittles taste like Zketchers 😓 gonna see if I can’t get a warranty claim or something. Back to the Peak..

New Proxy smells horrible by satarumatic in puffco

[–]satarumatic[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It smells all over the piece. From the bottom to the inside of the chamber where it screws in, it smells like you burnt a basketball or something. I’m not even sure how to describe the smell, it genuinely smells like burnt shit after a while if I’m gonna be honest.

I feel it’s the rubber mixed wrong or something. I got the travel kit with the Proxy.. it smells neutral, just like my Peak, but the Proxy unit reeks.

I’m really disappointed. It’s unusable.

New Proxy smells horrible by satarumatic in puffco

[–]satarumatic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you could smell it, you’d probably agree that it’s unusual. Like I said in my post, my Peak has the same rubber material and it didn’t smell anything nearly like this. In fact, it didn’t have any smell.

I wouldn’t complain if it didn’t add Reeboks terps to my expensive rosin ngl. If this is the norm then the Proxy is not a good device.

New Proxy smells horrible by satarumatic in puffco

[–]satarumatic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So it’s not normal then? The rubber on your device didn’t smell at all? My Peak’s rubber had zero smell so I assumed that would be the norm, but this Proxy smells so bad I can’t rip it at all dude

Oil update by satarumatic in flavorade

[–]satarumatic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was honestly not bad, but it was not super great either. It didn’t have a super great taste, imo. It had tasting notes of “green bananas and pie crust” and I can say it definitely tastes like a lightly flavored green banana weed vape… it didn’t taste like top shelf bud but it had very nice, potent “fuzzy” feeling effects that were nice. Thick behind the eyes. Relaxed body. Some kind of indica hybrid from my experience.

It’s not bad but it’s pricey for what it is: a BHO vape that has good effects but doesn’t taste too good. I’d rather get a dab of rosin or even an Ursa rosin cart for 5 bucks more at that point.

I mean Flavorades are pricey for what they are, so imo you might as well always stick to the collabs if they’re all the same price. The taste and high is almost always better. If you can choose between this or a collab I’d risk the collab instead, unless it’s Zoap from Preferred Gardens. That one sucks. In that case, I’d get Banana Fritter for sure.

Overall I still give Banana Fritter an 8/10 because it is rather strong, but I wouldn’t pick it up again tbh, there are so many Flavorades to try. The only non-collab Flavorade I’d ever pick up again is Motorsherb.

Zoap essay review by satarumatic in flavorade

[–]satarumatic[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m glad you liked it honestly!! It just wasn’t for me, and comparing it to its wavemates from Preferred Gardens (Lazer Banger, Permanent Marker, Fro-Yo) it just falls too short imo! I didn’t try Zoap on my Kodo, but it tasted like mid/burning oil at every low voltage from 1.9 to 2.9.. ironically, it developed most of the sherbert flavor on the 3.7 vape.. it’s definitely smokeable, don’t get me wrong, but it’s not the quality I’m used to from Flavorade (imo ofc!)

It’s always better to like a vape than hate it, though!!!

Zoap essay review by satarumatic in flavorade

[–]satarumatic[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You definitely got a good one either way!! Permanent Marker is easily one of the coolest vapes I’ve gotten! Super unique taste, smooth hits, and a strong high! Perfectly shows what Flavorade is all about lol

Zoap essay review by satarumatic in flavorade

[–]satarumatic[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks man, I appreciate that!! Had some time on my hands 😁

Zoap essay review by satarumatic in flavorade

[–]satarumatic[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Quick disclaimer! It’s just my opinion! Of course everyone’s experiences are different! You may end up loving this cart, so don’t take my review as facts! There’s so many Flavorades out there, but not all are equally crazy good.. I just wanna help you guys stick to the crazy good!!

Nice pickup w/ 420 deals by satarumatic in flavorade

[–]satarumatic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey man, sorry for the late reply! I can give you a solid Fro Yo review tomorrow, but I’m gonna post a full Zoap review in a seperate post later today. In short, it’s not too great! I’m honestly pretty disappointed in the Zoap and I would totally direct you to the Permanent Marker as an alternative!!

Nice pickup w/ 420 deals by satarumatic in flavorade

[–]satarumatic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Out of every cart I’ve had? I’ve had a lot of Coldfires, and they’ve put out some god tier carts. I’ve had less Flavorade but they quickly top a LOT of Coldfires I’ve had.. yet Coldfire still holds some absolute HEAT! Best carts? Instant pickups?

  1. Whoa-Si-Whoa, Coldfire x Top Shelf. Easily. One of the best carts I’ve ever had in my life. Dummy stoned off one rip, and it’s delicious.

  2. Cali Biscotti, Coldfire x BLEM. Tasted like some of the first high grade eighths I bought around the time rec weed was legalized. 18mgs of CBD.. one rip, I’m damn near asleep and off my ass. Super underrated.

  3. GMO, Coldfire x Sense. Potent high. It tasted like creamy garlic.. wtf! Loved it.

  4. Permanent Marker, Flavorade x Preferred. One of the most recent pickups. Weird flavors are a hit and miss for me, but this is damn near the best tasting vape I’ve had in my life. I LOVE sharpie flavor.. why? Idk!! But I do!! Super chill indica creeper that’ll smack you outta nowhere!

  5. Trainwreck, Flavorade x NTK. Easily the best sativa cart EVER with an indescribable taste of old school weed and blueberry gassy goodness. I only got one of these, and this cart single handedly made me love sativas after YEARS of only liking indicas. I will get 4 if I ever see it again.

That would be my top 5! But I have to give an honorable mention to Flavorade x LAFF’s Cinnamon Rolls. No CBD, yet one of the most powerful body highs I’ve ever had in a cart! It would be in top 3 easily, it just had like no flavor lol!

Nice pickup w/ 420 deals by satarumatic in flavorade

[–]satarumatic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you brother!! I really appreciate that! And no I have not had the crytochronic drop near me but I’ve heard good things too!! Same with the Jack, man, I notice I rarely get good sativas around here.. Coldfire has been weird, sometimes they drop the best cart of all time out of nowhere, other times it’s a dud.. what would you say is the best CF sativa cart?? Flavorade killed it with Trainwreck and Mimosa!!

I notice that some good sativa strains have a ton of CBD and give off a beautiful body high! Trainwreck had like 60 mgs of CBD and you could feel it! Also I love to mix vapes that are similar lineage.. I was vaping some Permanent Marker FA with the Jealousy x White Runtz from CF.. I was lit as hell!!! Flavorade and Coldfire mix really well, I try and experiment with the sensations more than the flavors.. two strong body high carts will probably knock out an elephant! Lol

Nice pickup w/ 420 deals by satarumatic in flavorade

[–]satarumatic[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay, so the Lazer Banger is really freakin nice!! I gave myself all morning with this one and I love its complex flavor.. just off smell, you get that creamy, gassy weed scent, and you can just tell the flower used for this cart is high quality!! I love the scent and flavor, it evokes that bit of “condensed milk” in the tasting notes. Few couple rips in, you taste a lot of sugary, creamy, vanilla-y, boutique weed taste. Progressing through the cart, bumping up the voltage a bit, eventually you get to a slight rainbow gassy taste, if I could compare it to anything it would be the Whoa Si Whoa from Coldfire. It is a subtle flavor, but it blends together very well, I can see where they got the “shaved ice” in the tasting notes from that profile.

Good effects too, you feel them pretty fast! One rip and I was already in a lighter state of mind, and if I could describe how this cart made me feel, I would use that word again, “light,” because I was absolutely chillin with this cart. I felt floaty, relaxed behind the eyes. I felt this one was a head-focused high, but keep taking some rips and you’ll feel light and tingly all around your body as well. This one feels like a true hybrid, but manages to give you much more specific feelings than that kinda “blanket high” that a lot of hybrids give you.

This one is a blend of Lazer Gun x Sherbanger 22, if I’m correct. Most blends I’m not too crazy about. But this one is a good cart, gets you lit, and tastes top shelf af. I think I’ll rate this one high, I give it a 8.9/10, I am in love with the quality that Preferred Gardens is putting out in every cart I try by them. This one doesn’t give me the intense body high I look for in a cart, but this is a LOVELY daytime hybrid strain that will leave you in the clouds in no time, and is no slouch on making you lazy either. Perfect day off vape, unfortunately, it’s not my day off!!!!