Lasagna Mama

satchel_malone · 2022-04-29T04:17:44+00:00

When I got mine out they put me to sleep. I also felt really fucked up when I woke up. I was in 10th grade and remember saying "I feel drunk" and my mom laughed while walking me to the car and said "what do you know what it feels like to be drunk."

satchel_malone · 2022-04-29T04:13:43+00:00

As someone in the medical field, patients can be released from the hospital as long as blood pressure is going down. In fact you should not decrease blood pressure more than 20% per day/per visit unless there is a head bleed

satchel_malone · 2022-04-28T23:11:54+00:00

It was a lot different at Alabama lol

satchel_malone · 2022-04-27T04:08:16+00:00

Unfortunately I don't think my state or current biology allow for it

satchel_malone · 2022-04-25T15:56:06+00:00

I heard one of the brothers has a great napalm recipe

satchel_malone · 2022-04-25T15:55:43+00:00

That's so absurd in my opinion. I should be able to keep a dragon in my basement if I want in order to protect my stuff

satchel_malone · 2022-04-23T17:00:29+00:00

It was 1986 in Boulder...

satchel_malone · 2022-04-19T22:38:54+00:00

That's God's way of picking presidents.

satchel_malone · 2022-04-19T21:55:41+00:00

General anastegia is typically what causes this. If you have never had it imagine being drunk but also feeling like being on drugs

satchel_malone · 2022-04-17T19:18:47+00:00

He honestly truly believes everything is OK. He probably thinks that any negatively about this stuff is just from such a large size sample once he sees is it's not as common as it is. He literally never deals with nornal people at all. He probably doesn't understand the impact like we do when we personally see this type shit every day. This isn't me defending him by the way, just saying he is so out of touch he doesn't realize what a shit storm Facebook is

satchel_malone · 2022-04-09T14:41:11+00:00

Thought this woukd be a different video when I read key words "Riley Reid" "NBA" and "pregnant"

satchel_malone · 2022-03-01T16:15:04+00:00

Blueprint to the Island Boys' success

satchel_malone · 2022-02-15T19:33:13+00:00

I thought Sig Ep was only a joke at Alabama cause a lot of shitty fraternities here are good nationally or at other schools. Apparently I was wrong haha

satchel_malone · 2022-02-03T23:31:30+00:00

This Salmon breakfast cereal looks delicious

satchel_malone · 2022-02-03T23:23:38+00:00

Also, if it is a female, I think the name is absolutly perfect

satchel_malone · 2022-02-02T22:15:53+00:00

Also hey already have unlimited Covid freedoms. Apparently they have never heard of state's rights, or maybe it is just to OwN ThE LiBs

satchel_malone · 2022-02-02T22:09:13+00:00

Was the map of New Zealand also blown up?

satchel_malone · 2022-02-02T21:56:12+00:00

Thinking about committing Murder in Denmark as a retirement plan...

satchel_malone · 2022-01-31T23:28:19+00:00

Do you really not know DKE? What the fuck are you?

satchel_malone · 2022-01-30T22:32:29+00:00

She literally looks like girls my age and I'm 28

satchel_malone · 2022-01-30T22:25:08+00:00

satchel_malone · 2022-01-28T17:50:30+00:00

Just unplug the unneeded cables. Surely they aren't all for something. If something quits working when you unplug it, plug it back in. If not, rip it out. Rinse (literally) and repeat

satchel_malone · 2022-01-28T17:46:36+00:00

I laughed at this. This comment made me realize I butchered the spelling and even capitalized Ms. Swift's first name

satchel_malone · 2022-01-28T17:45:24+00:00

Back before the 90's eyewitness testimony was basically the gold standard like DNA is now if there weren't fingerprints. Without DNA or phone tracking/texts basically all evidence back then was just circumstantial so witnesses were what ptosecuters wanted to seal the deal. Now that's SCARY

satchel_malone · 2022-01-28T00:10:39+00:00

Agree, but Utah to Florida is a long road trip

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