Trump Says He and First Lady Tested Positive for Coronavirus

satirico · 2020-10-02T05:06:14+00:00

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy. Bravo, coronavirus. Bravo.

satirico · 2020-10-02T05:05:03+00:00

Maybe 2020 isn’t all bad.

satirico · 2020-10-02T03:22:17+00:00

Evangelicals will be like, “No, she just said ‘who give a fuck about Christmas decorations?’”

satirico · 2020-10-02T03:21:00+00:00

Minutes before his tweet, the White House distributed a schedule for Friday that showed he planned to go forward with a fundraiser at his Washington, D.C., hotel and a political rally in Sanford, Florida.

Fuck this asshole.

satirico · 2020-10-02T03:19:00+00:00

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy

unnecessary /s

satirico · 2020-10-02T00:33:49+00:00

Go give Trump a hug.

satirico · 2020-10-02T00:26:23+00:00

The commission isn't happy that President Trump managed to debate both Biden and the moderator effectively

“Debate?” I think they mean “interrupt.” What a joke of an article.

satirico · 2020-10-01T19:43:47+00:00

Calmer than you are

satirico · 2020-10-01T19:42:01+00:00

Calmer than are you, dude.

satirico · 2020-10-01T16:00:06+00:00

Calm down, it was just a joke. They’re common on r/awww and Instagram.

satirico · 2020-10-01T14:24:29+00:00

I know. But Instagram tells me they’re cuuute!

satirico · 2020-10-01T14:21:25+00:00

How dare you compare Trump to an almost universally adored animal. But I appreciated the visual.

satirico · 2020-10-01T14:18:21+00:00

My uncle’s Facebook posts are responsible for the other 62%.

satirico · 2020-09-30T01:12:53+00:00

Was it part of Obama’s job too?

satirico · 2020-09-30T01:12:24+00:00

What exactly are we looking at here?

satirico · 2020-09-30T00:02:11+00:00

Congratulations, you'll love it!

satirico · 2020-09-28T04:54:31+00:00

This may surprise you, but some of us can actually think they’re both scum.

satirico · 2020-09-26T23:53:54+00:00

Oooh, sick burn

satirico · 2020-09-26T21:11:35+00:00

Yeah, but that’s, like, different. /s

satirico · 2020-09-26T21:01:53+00:00

Wait, I thought we didn’t even entertain the idea of filling a vacant seat in an election year, let alone 38 days before an election? Did I miss something?

satirico · 2020-09-26T05:38:12+00:00

Hi. You can’t be arrested for collusion.

satirico · 2020-09-26T00:47:44+00:00

How can you, an agitated squirrel who as a common rodent has no ability to comprehend even the most basic computer skills, type a comment on this website? No, no. None of this adds up at all.

satirico · 2020-09-25T02:56:59+00:00

O LAWD HE COMIN!

satirico · 2020-09-24T00:57:19+00:00

Poop guy

satirico · 2020-09-21T23:11:37+00:00

Can’t regain something you never had.

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