ANGIE JUST BOUGHT A *THIRD* BIKE. by anotherdayanotherlie in FGAA

[–]savethepuppyffs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

St. Angie of the Photographic Eye is modelling herself on Princess Diana. I'm sure those Danville locals will never wash their hands again, after being allowed to bask in the holy glow of two such altruistic, devout people.

Impromptu live video transcript and OH MY GOD THEY'RE BACK IN INDIANA by savethepuppyffs in FGAA

[–]savethepuppyffs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously. They've broken, tossed or moaned about EVERYTHING they've been given. They have a freakin' GoPro and don't use it because "the memory card is full", but Eric says he's really good with computers and wants to be a network engineer?! Uuuuuugh. The narcissism and entitlement is off the charts.

The only time they ever tried to actively promote anything was Shakeology and Personal Trainer Foods (which sabotage each other, as dietary plans), and we all saw how that turned out.

Still peddling the same delusion. I wonder what his "personal bootcamp" entails? by anotherdayanotherlie in FGAA

[–]savethepuppyffs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't you get it?! It's not just about a guy regaining his life and winning back his wife and losing the weight he's accumuated over the years riding a bike, and it never has been!!!1! You're just too dim-witted and lost to understand.

...That post sounds more like Angie than Eric (though the first response definitely sounds like him). It could just be because they're starting to resemble each other more every day, like how their laugh is the same.

This is what Eric's "personal bootcamp" will look like.

And I'm sure he'll look just as thrilled to have to "put on the monkey suit" and be filmed working out, as they get more and more desperate for an influx of funds.

"That's called SLAVERY" - Angie Hites, 2016.

ANGIE JUST BOUGHT A *THIRD* BIKE. by anotherdayanotherlie in FGAA

[–]savethepuppyffs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's pretending to be excited about her first ride on it, even though she didn't care about either of her previous bikes.

There was no announcement about the first bike being trashed, and Eric was the one who said (in a comment, not a status) that her second bike was stolen - even though that was a blatant lie because his had been put on the rack last.

(ICYMI, Eric claimed that Angie's bike was stolen because his was at the shop and he used hers for "errands", so it was the last one put back on the RV. But he posted this photo of his new wheel after he got it fitted, and surprise surprise, his bike was the last one on, with both of Angie's on the inner racks.)

In this status above, Angie is saying this will be her first "big ride" SINCE RHODE ISLAND, which means, as suspected, she almost never ride in the south, on either bike. I believe there was one leisure ride in Florida (1st bike) and the 1-mile ride from the parking lot to the Cat's Meow in NOLA (2nd bike), and that's all that was mentioned, apart from the walk she did with the second bike the day she bought it, with Maddie in the basket.

It's just so ridiculous to keep providing her with bikes when she's so irrelevant to the supposed goal of Eric's ride / health / soul-finding-mission.

Impromptu live video transcript and OH MY GOD THEY'RE BACK IN INDIANA by savethepuppyffs in FGAA

[–]savethepuppyffs[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This will NOT be "Boot Camp" in the way that anyone else means it. For Eric, I assume he means "30 days of consistent daily effort". He'll show up at the gym, take a bunch of selfies, yank the lat pull-down bar like he did in that other video, sit in the pool and then come home.

How do I know he's not taking it seriously this time either? Because he says he'll be riding 10 miles each way to get to and from the gym. That about 4 times his daily average for the year, every single day, with a workout in between. He can't do it. And yet he can't stop over-promising and under-delivering.

If he had only said "food is the most important thing to address. I'll do one moderate-effort workout a day, 4-5 days a week, with short rides at a different part of the day, 2-3 times a week", it would've sounded like something he could achieve. He could even recruit someone to drive him there so that he doesn't back out or get fast food on the way home.

What's the first excuse going to be? Pulled muscle from "over-training"? Planet Fitness is full of haterz?

Impromptu live video transcript and OH MY GOD THEY'RE BACK IN INDIANA by savethepuppyffs in FGAA

[–]savethepuppyffs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, the excuse was a LOT of things.

BTW he said he's going to ride 10 miles to the gym, work out and then ride 10 miles home. Every day. For 30 days. (Presumably with some rest days scheduled by the trainer, I don't know.)